Joy: IT'S A COUPLE OF WEEKS,
BUT IT'S SELLING OUT.
IT'S A DEAL.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR TICKET,
SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO TO GET SOME.
Tom: SAYS A LOT FOR JQH AND
THE AUDIENCE RESPONSE.
SO KEEP AT IT, SPRINGFIELD!
Guest: THAT'S COOL.
YOU'RE A BIG DEAL.
Joy: TODAY I'M A BIG DEAL.
THIS PROJECT IN OUR OFFICE.
AND LAST WEEK, A PURGE.
I MANAGE TODAY SKIP OUT ON THE
DIRTY WORK.
SO BETSY PUT THE PRESSURE ON,
YOU KNOW...
Joy: ME.
Tom: YEAH, TO SAY GOODBYE TO
THE CLUTTER.
Guest: TRUE.
Tom: AND DID WE EVER CLEAR
SOME CLUTTER.
TAKE A LOOK.
Joy: THE TIME HAS COME FOR
THE PURGE.
AND THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO
BE REALLY EMBARRASSED.
[LAUGHTER]
Joy: BETSY MILLER IS HERE.
Guest: WE'RE DOING IT.
Joy: WE'RE DOING IT!
AND I'M FRIGHTENED.
[SIMULTANEOUS SPEAKING.]
[LAUGHTER]
Joy: SHELBY HAS OUR TRASH
BAG.
WE'VE GOT A BOX.
THIS IS THROW AWAY.
Guest: YES.
THIS IS KEEP FOR SURE.
Joy: MARGARITA SAUCE, YOU
KNOW.
Guest: I THINK WE SHOULD
KEEP THE WHITE TRAY.
WE'RE JUST PURGING.
DO WE USE THIS?
OR IS THAT A DONATE?
I DON'T KNOW.
IS THAT SILVER?
THIS IS MINE ACTUALLY.
[LAUGHTER]
Guest: IS THAT YOURS?
♪
Guest: READY?
YEAH.
Joy: DOES THAT HAVE TO GO?
Guest: NO.
THAT'S NOT FULL, BETSY!
WHERE IS OUR BOY TOY, TOM?
TOM?
♪
WHAT THE HECK.
DO YOU WANT THIS BUTTER?
FIVE YEAR-OLD BUTTER, SURE.
[LAUGHTER]
TRASH, TRASH.
WE'RE KEEPING THE WHITE.
CAN WE DO A DISH WASHER?
LOOK.
SEE,
THIS IS HOW WE ROLL.
THIS IS SUPER NICE.
YOU KNOW WHAT MY GRANDMOTHER
USED TO SAY, IF YOU FEED THEM,
THEY WILL COME.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T HAVE A
BUG PROBLEM.
WHY DON'T YOU TASTE IT.
I'M GOOD.
NOPE.
♪
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
OOH, BAD, BAD GIRL.
WATCH OUT.
YEP.
THAT'S A DEXTER.
WHO IS DEXTER?
WELL, I THINK HE'S SHADY,
ISN'T HE?
I THINK SO, TOO.
♪
DOES THIS GO TO THE FRIDGE?
I THINK SO.
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
WHOA!
WHOO!
[LAUGHTER]
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY BAD.
♪
SERIOUSLY?
THAT TOOK, WHAT, TEN MINUTES?
YEAH.
GOOD JOB.
SO SAY GOODBYE.
BYE BYE.
YEAH, YOU SAY THANK YOU.
THAT WAS EASY.
THAT'S THE PURGE.
♪
[LAUGHTER]
Tom: THAT'S WHERE MY LUCKY
BOX WENT.
I WAS SAVING IT.
OH!
Joy: OH!
SORRY.
IT'S HER FAULT.
IT'S MY FAULT.
SHOULD I TELL THEM WHAT I JUST
SAID?
THAT CAN BE A WHOLE OTHER SHOW.
Tom: YOU DON'T GET
HEADACHES.
YOU GIVE HEADACHES, DON'T YOU?
Guest: WE DID THE PURGE.
[LAUGHTER]
Joy: WE DID THE PURGE.
AS YOU SAW, THE WHOLE WALL LOOKS
COMPLETELY NOW.
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP?
Guest: SO WE HAVE A NEW
SHELF.
WE'RE GOING TO COME IN HERE AND
UTILIZE THE KITCHEN, SHOCKER!
Joy: CRAZY IDEA!
Joy: THE FRIDGE IS STILL IN
PRETTY GOOD CONDITION.
Guest: THE FRIDGE HURT MY
FEELINGS.
IT WAS BAD.
Joy: YEAH.
Tom: SOME PEOPLE KEEP MUSK
RAT IN THERE.
Guest: SOME PEOPLE DON'T
CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES.
WE'RE GOING TO KEEP A LIST.
Tom: YEAH.
Joy: SO FAR SO GOOD.
WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO
DONATING.
SO THE BOXES FULL OF STUFF ARE
STILL WHERE THEY WERE.
Guest: I'M GOING TO
CHALLENGE Y'ALL TO DO A
STATION-WIDE DONATION DROP-OFF.
SO I THINK EVERYBODY NEEDS TO
Joy: THAT IS SOMETHING VERY
WORTHY.
I THINK IF WE CAN JUST GET OUR
ACT TOGETHER AND GET IT OVER
THERE, THAT WOULD BE FABULOUS.
Tom: TO DO THIS, ALL YOU GOT
TO DO IS START!
IT JUST TOOK YOU TEN MINUTES,
YOU SAID?
Guest: IT DID.
IT DIDN'T TAKE US THAT LONG.
Joy: IT WASN'T LONG AT ALL.
IT FELT SO MUCH BETTER.
Tom: 3/4 OF THE STUFF IS
GONE.
THAT'S WHY!
Joy: SOMETIMES WE HAVE 20 OF
THESE.
Guest: YOU DON'T NEED THAT
MANY.
Joy: SOMEONE CAN USE THOSE.
WE DON'T NEED THAT MUCH STUFF.
Tom: I THOUGHT WE WERE
GETTING ONE FOR EVERYONE IN THE
STATION.
PERSONAL TONGS.
Guest: ARE WE GOING TO
ENGRAVE THEIR NAME?
Tom: THAT'S EXTRA.
Guest: THERE'S NO BUDGET FOR
THAT.
Tom: NOT RIGHT NOW.
Joy: WE HAVE LOTS MORE
COMING UP.
SPEAKING OF LIONS, AND "LION
KING", THERE ARE OTHER LIONS
HERE.
THE BAND SACK OF LIONS IS IN THE
STUDIO WITH US.