[Nigel] - I was married to a white woman.
- You were married to a white woman,
but she wasn't indignant.
- She was wasn't - I feel like she was
she was very nice.
- Sound like a very nice girl
- She knew how to enjoy life
- How did she enjoy life?
- The little things
she didn't have money too
but she would buy a la creuset
and I, being the crazy asian person I am
I'm like, this is too expensive honey!
Why are you buying this
Now that it's gone,
I'm like uh the kitchen is missing something
- Nigel, the la creuset lasted longer then your marriage
(laughter) (Air Horn)
(Clapping)
- She knew that, and that's why she took it with her
she's like, this is a life time guarantee
- It's okay I have my rice cooker, life time
guarantee on that too
(laughter)
- Your appliances lasted longer then your marriage
(laughter)
- That's because I don't cheap out
and buy asian shit like you
- She'd rather hold on to the la creuset
and schlep that around with her, around London
then to hold on to you
- That is consignment to the quality of la creuset
- Of la crouset
- Yeah
- That's how la crouset should advertise
- Yeah, exactly
your marriage might not last but la crouset will
- They'll open up a scene of them signing divorce papers
and then flip to appendix 2
where they talk about the assets that they're splitting
House, children, la crouset
(Laughter)
- Okay, sure, I could go to like my local artisanal bakery
and get like a sour doe loaf for like 6 pounds
or I can go to Salisbury' and get a
Francisco sour doe loaf for like 1 pound 50
and that's still okay
- The quality' better
how can you be a foodie
if you just eat like shitty grocery store bread
- Yes, yes I agree the quality is better
from the artisanal bakery
but it's so expensive
and I understand why it's expensive
because it's made, it's crafted
and it takes time to make a sour doe loaf
but like, our income has like been affected by this
during the pandemic, so really we're a small businesses
because we're freelancer's
I need to support myself by being cheap
this is the worst time, really, to support small businesses
because people don't have the money to afford their prices
- Yeah, support small businesses, subscribe to our Patreon
that's what Evolin is saying
cancel your Netflix subscription, cancel your Spotify
that's big business, support us!
- We actually got offered, something very cool
somebody slid into my DM's and somebody offered
- Oh, it's a business one, not a romantic one
- It's a business one
- Oh, sad
(Laughter)
so sad
- There are Chinese Swedish person
who started a watch company and they make these
really cool watches
that have like the Chinese characters on them
and they offered me one
and Nigel one, I wrote Nigel, and he was like hmm
what's the movement, I don't fuck with quartz
I'm not poor
and I'm like, what do you mean?
- What's wrong with having good taste in watches
- It's Japanese miota quartz
and then you responded
that's not coming any where near my wrist
(laughter)
- I did say that
- The snobbiest man, the snobbiest man
like these people are making really nice quality watches
that are quite cool with Chinese characters
- I will disagree with you on nice quality
if you use quartz, it's bull shit
throw them in the trash!
- You're such a dick
- The Chinese take away equivalent to watches, no
- Nigel, stop it, stop it
- Listen, listen, listen
I think there are marvel of modern engineering
and! In my defense,
not all automatic watches are expensive
I wear a very cheap psycho that's automatic, you know?
- Did you say psycho?
- Yeah
- Okay
- It's Asian, I support them
But I, I, I like automatic movements
What's wrong with that?
- Yeah, okay, sure
- You know, you say we shouldn't mediocre people
Well then you shouldn't need to settle for mediocre watches
you know? If you settle on mediocre watches what else
are you settling for, a mediocre life, a mediocre career
a mediocre partner
- Oh my god
- So look at your wrist people
and see what you're wearing
and maybe that's where your life's problems are coming from
you settled, you settle for a swatch
a battery operated watch made of quartz
- Oh, god
- Gross!
No offense to the owners of the watch company
I'm sure your watches are great but,
- OMG Nigel, they're never going to send me a watch now
- Ask them to send the watch first
before publishing this episode
- Oups too late
- I though, oh what a cool watch
- It's a really, really nice watch
and if you guys still want to send me on
I'll happily accept it, and wear it on the podcast and show
just to show everybody
- Listen if you think it's a cool watch
then you're being superficial
because you're just looking at the watch
the exterior of the watch
so who's the superficial one now? Huh?
- Yeah, yeah I'm the superficial one
- Yeah
- I'm the superficial one
- Yeah
- For accepting a watch that people want to send us
which is so kind of them
- Yeah
- And not caring if it's quartz or automatic movements
or whatever
- That's why Evaline buys bread
from the shitty grocery store
it's the same principle, that governs her life
Oh it's free, that's you, that's you!
It's on sale, I made sure it's on sale, it's free!
(laughing)
That's you!
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