look i know people's perceptions of
girls who'd
screw other girls boyfriends i know what
the world's perception is on on somebody
who goes into a bar and
realizes five hours later that i've left
my three-year-old godson in the back of
the car i mean people don't like people
like that they don't like people
i don't like people like that those are
just things you've done
not who you are people make mistakes you
know
who you are is just fine come on
hey hey
jasper what what are you doing here i
was looking for you
oh successfully as it turns out yeah no
i meant um
uh you at your parents house how are
that well you know i realized what with
them both being completely senile i
could just call them in a week thanks
for the great time they probably think i
made the trip
see i thought i thought you might be
lonely oh uh this is
eddie he's a patient here and uh
he's uh from oklahoma well how do you do
eddie from oklahoma i'm jasper
well i'll leave you guys to it then i
don't know about that i mean
let's think this through you see the way
i see it gwen we've got two options here
scenario number one we let eddie from
oklahoma head off to the showers wash
off all that
very manly sweat and you and i could
our way through the afternoon
or scenario number two
we could all acknowledge the awkward
situation in which we find ourselves
i have no idea what you're talking about
is a clear vote for scenario number one
how about you eddie from oklahoma
care to weigh in abstaining
interesting well i guess that leaves
only me in favor of calling a spade a
spade and saying pardon me sir
but i'd prefer it if you wouldn't sleep
with my fiance jasper
she had the wrong idea here pal don't
call me pal
i mean i'm not your pal and don't treat
me like an idiot do me that one courtesy
please cause i'm not that either
in fact i've got more brain cells
than your entire redneck family all put
together
don't be a jerk yeah gwen don't be a
come on back off pal
eddie hey
go go
let me see let me just get off
come on let's put some ice on it come on
you