[Retarded64 Intro]
MAMA F**KER!
Over the hills and far away...
Teletubbies comeyo play
Wahahahaha
[Pain Yelling]
I'm Wario! Imma gonna FAK U!
[BOOM]
B*TCH!
*Item: Crazy Girlfriend*
BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!
[SCREAMING]
[BOOM]
YAAY. [LAUGHING]
[CLANK]
*trapped*
[LUIGI CRYING]
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
Look at me! I'm driving!
YAY! This is so much fun!
I'm gonna be number 1 for sure
[BOOM]
Oh no. I was playing with that!
[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHING]
[BACKWARD CAR BEEPING]
Oh yeah! Yes! Hahaha
DAAAAAAAMN!
I love you. :D
*Uh oh*
YOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[SCREAMS]
[BOOM]
SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!
[Mario Party 3 Battle Intro Plays]
Let's-a-go! [LUIGI CRYING]
[AIRHORN]
[ALL SCREAMING]
OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!
[MARIO LAUGHING]
OH NOOO! Nope Nope Nope Nopw
[SCREAMING]
[BOOM]
HAHA!
Yee-haw!
GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST
C'mon
Let's-a-go!
[LAUGHS EVILY]
I AM INVINCIBLE! INVINCIIBLE! OW!
U R DED!
Waaaaaaluigi time!
[Swag Music]
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
DIE B*TCH!
BIATCH!
[GIRL SCREAM]
[BOOM] *Goofy hollering*
U R DED!
Luigi! Luigi! Oh yeah!
[BOOM]
U R DED!
*TOO MUCH SPEED*
U R DED!
La la la la la la! This is fun!
Peachy [SCREAMS]
UH OH
AAAAH
Oh no
MARIO! HELP ME!
[SCREAMS]
Long live the king. >:D
[TOOTS]
[SCREAMING]
U R DED
FINAL SHOWDOWN!
HAHAHAHAAA
[ROARS]
SURPRISE B*TCHES! I'M NOT DONE YET! [GRUNTING]
[BOTH SCREAM]
Huh?
OMG! FISHY BOOKINS THE WINNER!
[SMASH] DED
DED
*GAME OVER YEAH!*
My uterus.
OH, COME ON!
*Italian Gibberish*
Maama miaaa
LINK!
[YELLING]
OH f*ck
SCREW GRAVITY!
RUN, B*TCH!
RUUUN!
[BATTLE WAR CRY]
4 THE MORHERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
Yeah, U FEEL IT NOW BIATCH!?
FAK YOU!
F*CK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND!
*uh oh* Blue Shell coming
OMG!
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
I'm a banana!
[IMMITATES CHAINSAW SOUNDS]
Why can't we be friends?
[SCREAMS]
WHAT? NOT MY PEACH!
[ROARS]
[SCREAMS] *U R DED*
[CLEARS THROAT]
I'll see myself out.
*Italian Gibberish*
Mama Mia.
Oh, I have an idea! What if we have-
YOLO [BOTH SCREAMING]
[SUPER MARIO BROS. STARMAN MUSIC PLAYS]
DED
*GAME OVER YEAHHHHHHHH!*
Punch (x6)
[MARIO KART DOUBLE DASH GRAND PRIX INTRO]
[Mario Party 3 Battle Music]
[HORN HONKS]
OH NO!
[BOWSER LAUGHING]
[PHONE DIALING]
FUCK 'EM UP!
[BOOM]
OH HELL NO!
Cruising down the street in my 64! Jacking them bitches, slapping the hoes! A car pulls up who can it be? A fresh el camino rolled kilo G. He rolls down the windows and started to say:
"It's all about making that GTA"
[EXPLOSION BOOMS]
Waluigi Time
Wario Time
Luigi Time!
Fishy Boopkins Times
uh oh
MY DONUT!
>:(
[SIREN BLARES]
N-N-NO!
MARIO
HELP! HELP!
Time for Waluigi!
HELLOOOOOOO! [TOAD SCREAMS]
Heheheheh. I got it.
NO!
[BOTH FIGHTING]
[BOTH SCREAM]
[SCREAMING]
[OVERLAPPING "STOP RIGHT THERE!"S]
[EVIL LAUGHING]
[SPLASH]
Hey, Wario. This here is my dad. Dad, Wario's very mean to me last night.
Can you do something?
I'm backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up.
[SCREAMING]
[CRASH]
What? Who's that?
Fuck u (x3)
U Cool
And f*ck u I'm out!
[DENZEL CURRY: ULTIMATE MUSIC PLAYING]
[YELLS]
[OUTRO MUSIC PLAYS]