WELCOME TO THE SHOW I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE,
WHERE WE TAKE CONTESTANTS WHO CLAIM TO KNOW BLACK PEOPLE
AND PUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE
OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN CULTURE TO THE TEST.
THE CONTESTANT WHO ANSWERS THE MOST QUESTIONS, OF COURSE,
WINS OUR GRAND PRIZE.
LET'S BRING THEM OUT ONE AT A TIME NOW.
OUR FIRST CONTESTANT IS A PROFESSOR
OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN STUDIES AND HISTORY
AT FORDHAM UNIVERSITY;
A NEW YORK CITY POLICE OFFICER;
THIS IS A WRITER FOR SUCH BLACK TELEVISION SHOWS
AS THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW AND CHAPPELLE'S SHOW;
OKAY, OUR NEXT CONTESTANT WORKS IN A KOREAN GROCERY STORE;
THIS IS A DJ AND CLAIMS TO HAVE MANY BLACK FRIENDS;
A SOCIAL WORKER IN WILMINGTON, DELAWARE;
MOST OF HIS BOYS HE GOES TO SCHOOL WITH ARE BLACK;
THE BARBER IN BROOKLYN WHO CLAIMS
THAT 100% OF HIS CLIENTS ARE BLACK.
LET'S PLAY THE GAME.
WHAT IS A "BADONKADONK"?
A BADONKADONK.
A BADONKADONK IS, LIKE, A, UH--
A INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE ASS.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
[whispers] A BADONKADONK.
BIG PENIS.
buzz! I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S TALKING ABOUT MY REAR END, I THINK.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
[laughs]
YOU DO HAVE A BADONKADONK.
I MAY HAVE HEARD THAT ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE, YEAH.
I'M TELLIN' YOU, WASHINGTON HEIGHTS,
THEY'LL TELL THE COPS,
"GIRL, YOU GOT A BADONKADONK."
OOH, THAT'S JUNK IN THE TRUNK.
THAT'S WHAT YOU PUT YOUR MUG ON.
YOU SADDLE UP AND RIDE.
THAT'S A BIG...ASS.
ding! HE IS CORRECT.
JUNK IN THE TRUNK... ding!
WHAT YOU PUT YOUR MUG UP, SADDLE UP AND RIDE,
OR AN ASS ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS.
[people shouting] BLACK PEOPLE!
WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE LOVE MENTHOLS SO MUCH?
I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
[laughs] ALL RIGHT.
NOBODY KNOWS. NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE.
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT NEWPORTS ARE?
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
IS IT A FACT THAT THEY LIKE MENTHOL CIGARETTES?
I'M NOT EVEN SURE.
I DON'T KNOW--
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
"I DON'T KNOW." NO ONE KNOWS.
[people shouting] BLACK PEOPLE!
ON THE POPULAR SHOW GOOD TIMES,
WHAT DID MR. BOOKMAN DO FOR A LIVING?
OOH, HE WAS THE HANDYMAN.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
HE WAS THE SUPER.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
LET'S SEE, I DON'T KNOW WHO BOOKMAN WAS ON GOOD TIMES,
SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A GUESS.
UM...WAS HE A JANITOR?
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
AMAZING.
DID NOT KNOW SEE THE SHOW YET KNOWS
THAT BOOKMAN WAS CLEANING UP.
HE WAS THE JANITOR,
AND HIS NICKNAME WAS BUFFALO BUTT.
THAT IS CORRECT AND A BONUS POINT.
THANK YOU.
[people shouting] BLACK PEOPLE!
COULD YOU NAME ANY OF BOOKMAN'S NICKNAMES?
BOOGER.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
BUFFALO BUTT.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
CHI-CHI? CHI-CHI?
I AM CHECKING THE JUDGES FOR CHI-CHI.
buzz! I'M SORRY, THAT'S INCORRECT.
HIS NAME WAS BOOKMAN?
YES, AND HE WAS FAT.
WHAT DID THEY CALL HIM?
UH, FAT JANITOR GUY.
buzz!
[people shouting] BLACK PEOPLE!
WHY DID BLACK PEOPLE DISTRUST RONALD REAGAN?
BECAUSE HE WAS WHITE.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
BECAUSE HE WAS WHITE.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
WHY DID BLACK PEOPLE DISTRUST RONALD REAGAN?
BECAUSE HE TOOK ALL HIS MONEY.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
BECAUSE HE WAS A REPUBLICAN.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
WHY DID BLACK PEOPLE DISTRUST RONALD REAGAN?
HMM, HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE TRUSTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
ding! HE IS CORRECT.
[people shouting] BLACK PEOPLE!
TITO, IS PIMPING EASY?
NO.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
NO.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
BIG DADDY KANE WOULD SAY, "IT AIN'T EASY."
"PIMPING AIN'T EASY," HE IS CORRECT.
IT'S HARD.
ding! THAT IS CORRECT.
ALL RIGHT, I HAVE A HARD TIME WITH IT MYSELF.
YES, PIMPING, AS A MATTER OF FACT, AIN'T EASY.
IS PIMPING EASY?
HELL YEAH. ding!
SOMEHOW THAT IS CORRECT.
[people shouting] BLACK PEOPLE!
WHOA, THE COMPETITION'S HEATING UP.
BUT DON'T GO ANYWHERE,
BECAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE.
[cheers and applause]