You've heard of Mukbang,
this is Truck Bang!
(tires squealing)
We asked the members of the Donut Underground
what are the worst foods to eat while driving?
and today we're gonna test to see
just how terrible these foods are to eat in a car.
I'm joined by my buddy,
the hungriest guy I know,
Nolan Sykes.
I'm James, and this is the D-List.
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- [Lizard Person] Jeremiah Burton,
you have broken the oath of scales.
- No, I didn't.
Cheese runs right through them.
- [Lizard Person] You must be punished.
- You'll never catch me.
Eat Swiss, lizard scum.
- [Lizard Person] Oh no, not Swiss cheese.
- This first food was suggested by Trevarious.
- It's warm.
It is chili dogs with extra chili.
Dude, this is the-
- This is the least bad.
- This is like S tier bad to eat in a car.
- I would never attempt this.
- Never ever.
- I would never attempt this on a drive.
- Let's change our shirts and test this out.
So this car...
Really easy to drive, huh?
This car is harder than most,
because it is a stick.
- How am I gonna?
- Okay, so you're going with your shifter hand.
Yeah, you do the switch to shift.
Easy. - It's easy.
(James laughing)
I can totally do this.
(both laughing)
- You look so happy.
- I thought it was going to be a nightmare.
This is so easy.
Look, down shift.
- Big bump.
- Fine.
You were one-handing that plate.
- Easy.
Easy, not hard at all. - No problem.
- Trevarious, it was a good shot,
but turns out chili dogs are actually
really easy to eat while driving.
The hot dog is a very convenient food
to begin with,
and at the end of the day,
chili's just a sauce on top of a dog.
So if you build it correctly,
then you can drive it.
This next one was submitted by Whiep,
Popsicles in the summer, no A/C.
Fortunately for us, none of our cars have A/C.
So we can test this out.
It's not that hot of a day today,
so I thought, let's make this a little bit melty.
(blowtorch whirring) (upbeat music)
Let's get in the truck and test these out.
Now to me, this isn't super bad.
I feel like my dad would eat Popsicles in the car
constantly in the summer.
I did get some drips on me.
- I think the one risk that you run
when you're eating a Popsicle and driving
is the sticky factor.
- Right.
Got some sticky. - That's a lot of residue
on there.
- That's a lot.
Now it's gonna go right on the shifter.
It's on the steering wheel, the steering wheel's sticky.
And you know what, that mess snuck up on me.
- Yeah.
- I didn't see that mess coming.
- We were really confident about a minute ago.
It's a different kind of mess,
not a visual mess, but if you're like me,
I hate sticky-
- [James] I hate sticky stuff.
- I hate it.
- How does the moon clean the ice of its windshield?
It uses a skyscraper.
- Okay.
- Popsicles are very enjoyable to eat in the car,
but you do have to be very careful
or you will have a very annoying sticky mess.
This next one was suggested by a bunch of people
and I tell you what, I 100% agree with them.
Bone-in chicken wings.
All right.
How you feeling so far?
- Not confident.
(James laughing)
- Going for a flat, okay, classic choice.
You're not even eating the whole wing.
- What?
- You gotta eat the whole wing, bud.
People are gonna get mad at you.
- [Bystander] Damn, that's good.
- I gotta tell you, as your passenger,
I am disgusted.
- Oh, God.
- Got a full ranched up wing.
Oh no, it's getting slippery.
Are you enjoying yourself?
It seems like a pretty active activity.
Gross.
- [Nolan] Hands are getting pretty messy.
- [James] Oh no, sacrificing the shirt.
- They're pretty good wings though.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Oh god.
- Did you dump the ranch?
(both laughing)
Wings are harder than Popsicles.
- That was really difficult.
- Well, that was gross.
We all saw that eating chicken wings with ranch
in a car is not an ideal situation
for any of the parties involved.
- Don't do it, let's move on.
Let's just keep it moving.
- This next food was suggested by Gaming Genius.
- The gaming genius?
- The gaming genius themselves.
- That's a fondue machine.
You're gonna make me eat fondue
in a car? - (laughs) Yeah.
You're gonna look like you're covered in dookie.
Nervous?
- Little bit, little nervous.
- [James] Oh no, you're putting it in between us.
- Oh no!
I had one pre-skewered, but it's...
Okay.
(sirens wailing)
- [James] Oh man, already not off to a good start.
- Here we go, big one.
Big berry.
- This is the first one with an actual weapon involved.
- There is a component of danger here.
- Like fondue is a messy thing in general.
I wouldn't wear a white shirt
to a fondue restaurant to begin with.
- There's fondue restaurants?
- Yeah, The Melting Pot, that's a fondue restaurant.
I used to frequent as a child.
- Oh.
This is actually like-
- Not that hard?
You're making a huge mess.
- I feel it, but it doesn't feel as dangerous
as the wings. - As the chicken wings?
(siren wailing)
Somebody called an ambulance for you.
- Might be a hostage situation.
- Would you like to play a game?
- Oh, my pants. - You lost a berry.
- How do I look, Max?
- [Max] You look like you got a cool soul patch.
- All right.
Well, I do, so.
- It stinks in here.
Nolan, fondue in a car.
- Would not recommend.
- Next food was submitted by several people
and I gotta say I 100% agree with them.
This to me, is a very hard food to eat in general.
- Can't wait.
- It's definitely like a hang over the plate kind of food.
- Oh, it's a very greasy paper bag, let me see that.
- The greasy bag of hard-shell tacos.
Oh no, dude, these are messy boys.
- Yeah, sure.
(James laughs)
Okay.
- Beautiful day in Southern California.
One thing we have in LA is great tacos.
- [Nolan] It's not bad.
- I mean, the taco is a food I've eating
in a car before.
- Me too, but there's a reason
you don't do it too often.
- You don't.
And you don't usually do the crunchy tacos.
- Did something just fall out of the roof
onto my taco? - Oh god.
I mean, if you get your timing right,
it seems doable. - It's doable.
And like, not a lot of people have manual transmissions.
- Oh, 100%, in an auto, you could definitely eat a taco.
- Auto you're totally fine.
You could drive with your knees,
all that dangerous stuff.
- Taco-matic transmission.
- Taco-matic.
- You also have a little plate.
- Yeah.
I mean, if I didn't have the wrapper,
all these fillings would be all over the floor.
- I thought it would be a really messy one,
but turns out 100% manageable.
- Yeah.
- Surprise of the episode.
- Yeah, the messiest food in the wrapper
was one of the easier eats.
- Well, I think that tacos originally
developed to be eaten on top of a horse.
- If this was the hardest foods to eat on a horseback,
it would be a different episode.
- Still waiting.
One of these days they're gonna let me
make some horse content.
- What do we have next?
- This next one was another popular request.
Nolan, you wake up late, you jump in the shower,
you're like, oh no, I have a meeting on the books,
but you're hungry and you gotta get your brain going
good in the morning,
what is the most convenient breakfast to eat in the car?
- Probably a protein bar or something.
- Probably.
But today we're not doing most convenient foods,
we're doing messiest,
and that's why we are having some cereal.
- I see Max with a bowl of cereal in a bag.
- Nolan, you're a big cereal guy.
You love cereal.
- I love cereal.
- Do you put the milk in first?
- No.
- I think a lot of people do.
It's like, why is that even an argument or conversation.
- That's a lot of milk.
Okay, you can stop.
You can stop at any time.
You can stop at any time, James.
- [James] Okay, there we go.
Just wanna give the people what they want.
- All right.
- Let's do it. - Let's go.
It's a good think that it's oat milk, yeah.
Dairy milk would've been a problem.
- Oh yeah.
- This is great, dude.
Oh, good.
Big bump.
(Nolan laughing)
Going for that first bite.
- [James] As a passenger, it's pretty easy.
(Nolan mumbles)
- It's actually not too bad.
- From a visual standpoint,
this looks a lot more normal to me
than like chicken wings.
If I were in traffic and I saw you eating cereal,
I'd be like, that's weird, but okay.
- Chicken wings is like psychotic.
- You're a psychopath. - For real.
Afternoon, gentlemen.
- That dude didn't even look twice.
Chicken wings, the guy was like, what is up, dude?
(tires squealing)
(James laughing)
- My shirt got wet, I feel it.
- Got some cereal on me.
- There's a lot of Cheerios on my shirt, James.
It is running down my belly.
- It's cold.
- So if we hadn't tried to do a launch,
I think we could've come back pretty unscathed,
but as is, Nolan looks like a baby.
(both laughing)
Cereal, pretty fun and surprisingly,
not very hard to eat in the car.
- Yeah, just don't race anybody.
- Don't race anybody while you're doing it
or you'll have a lap full of milk.
- Yep.
- We are officially entering crazy town.
This next item takes a long time to make.
- Okay.
- And you spent so much time smoking them
that you're late for work.
- Oh no!
- So you gotta eat them in the car.
What is them you ask?
I'm talking,
♪ I want my baby back, baby back ♪
Big old sack of ribs.
These are heavy.
These are heavy, dude.
Already messy.
Ready to go back out?
(both laughing)
You're looking a little worse for wear, my dude.
- I feel full.
- Big old lap full of ribs.
Big old lap full of ribs.
Lap full of ribs.
- This is fun.
Yeah, just gonna casually eat a rib.
Oh, (beep).
See, I can shift with these three fingers here.
- With your dainty fingers.
You got your rib fingers
and then you got your shifting fingers.
- That's right.
- This is another food
that if I saw you in traffic eating it
I would be like, you are weird.
- [Nolan] You are insane.
- Oh no!
I gotta say, the chicken wings really grossed me out.
I find this very funny looking.
Like, the visual of this-
- Makes up for it.
- Is hilarious to me.
Like, it's not gross, it's just very funny.
You are just covered.
- I feel disgusting.
- So I think the ribs is not as gross to watch
as the chicken wings were,
but as you can see, Nolan is just doused in barbecue sauce.
We have reached the end of our messy food journey
and we are capping this video off
with a doozy.
- I'm so full, James.
I'm so full.
- We're almost done, buddy, we're almost done.
I didn't even think of this one.
The Donut Underground, you're a bunch of psychos.
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- It's so fun to make me eat stuff, guys.
Check it out.
Oh, it's in a tin.
- The final test.
Crab's legs.
(both laughing)
- I've never had crab before?
- Really?
- I don't know how to do this.
I'm supposed to do that at 30 miles an hour?
Oh, god.
So let's give it a shot.
I'm good.
Felt like I had a huge booger in my nose.
- [James] It's probably chicken wings.
(both laughing)
- All right, oh my god.
- Oh, good job, buddy.
- All right.
(James laughing)
- You don't like them?
- I do not like them.
(James laughing)
Oh, I do not like crab at all.
I do not like crab.
- [James] It's good, it's like sweet meat.
- It's not sweet meat.
I'm sorry if you live in Maryland,
I know you guys love your crab out there.
I'm just not like that, you know?
Out here we got fish tacos in California.
Go ahead, I'm eating crab legs over here.
- You got the right away.
- I got the crab away.
- The shocker of the century,
eating crab's legs in a car is not the easiest thing,
in fact, it is downright dangerous.
- Awful idea.
- Do not do it.
The car stinks, our hands stink.
Nolan, thank you so much for coming on this show
and donating your body to science once again.
Thanks to the Donut Underground
for helping us make this video.
If you wanna see Nolan suffer even more,
check out this episode of High Low
and High Low is coming back very, very, very soon.
- [Nolan] Good plug.
- Very excited about that.
And before you rattle off in the comments,
we Googled it and it is legal to eat in a car in California.
I love you.
- See ya.