Hi, I'm Piers Tumbleback from the British Independence Party
and I have some important things to say about the UK.
So get ready to have your ears 'Piersed.'
Every day thousands of British jobs are stolen by foreigners.
I'm gonna show you how easy it is to steal a job and how we need to stop it.
If I'm gonna take people's jobs I need to make myself look like a foreigner.
But what do Europeans wear?
- Where you from? - Austria.
- Austria? - Yes.
OK that would do. Can I have your cardigan please?
- Paris. - Paris?
- Can I wear your clothes? - No.
Fair enough.
Can I give you some money for the tracksuit?
Uh, no.
Um, a hundred pounds?
And the bottoms.
Now that I look like a foreigner I'm going to act like one.
Not a lot of people think you can have your job stolen but I'm going to show you
just how easy it really is.
Hey!
What the fuck you doing?
- Get out of there! Get the fuck! - No. Listen, where do you want to go mate?
- Do you wanna get in the back? - Get out of my motor!
Where do you want to go?
- Get! He's fucking niggin' a car. - No.
Who is he? Get out of the fucking wagon! Who are you?
- Hey. - Thank you.
- Uh, cappuccino?
Mate, what are you doing? This is my office.
No, so I work here now. This office, this office space is wide open,
um, and I've taken your job is crazy.
What are you talking about? This is crazy.
- Do you need to get a loan? - I don't understand. What are you doing?
I've taken your job because you've literally left it wide open
and it's basically in a shop window. If you wanna have a meeting go speak to the secretary and
you can organize a meeting. Okay? Thank you.
- I work here now. - When did this begin?
- You OK? I'm doing my job. Do you want to take over? - Yes, so, uh, yes, thank you.
- That's mine. Sorry. - I can see.
I'm trying to show you how easy it is to take someone's job.
Oh no.
He left his job unattended. You're sitting in the taxi.
He's not sitting in the car. He's off. Why I alt to come over an sort you out!
What are you gonna do in the future to stop this from happening?
- What can I do? - Um, well perhaps you can go around with a big dog?
You just need to make sure that if anyone does, like me, come up to you,
- immediately say "stop" - Yeah.
You don't work here.
I work here. You need to leave now.
Do you want to practice that?
Nope.
More and more foreigners are coming into the country.
More and more jobs are at risk of being stolen.
In this video, I've shown you how easy it is to have your job stolen.
Don't just leave your job lying around. Protect it and if you see someone
stealing a job reported it to the police.
- I'd like to report a crime please. - Go ahead.
Millions of people in the country are having their job stolen.
What are you gonna do about it?
- Me personally? - Yep.
Have they reported it to the police?
Yes I believe they have.
OK, if they've reported it to the police then they'll be officers already
assigned to it who are dealing with an investigation.
I would like to see evidence that the police are doing something about it.
It's a huge problem.
OK, what do you want me to do?
Um, maybe just call it in?
- No. Keep Britain! Stay out of the EU! - The EU is lovely.
- Shut up! - You can go home a blaze then.
Calm down.
You need to leave this country!
There's too many people here!
You don't know what you're saying!
We should love each other.
I don't love you!