-was good. You can use a light machine gun but.. alright ready for some fan mail?
(Corn Chuckles)
Are you filming me right now?
Yep.
Hold on, why the fuck are you filming me?
(Corn Chuckles)
I mean, why wouldn't I be filming you? -That's not funny dude. The hell's going on right now? Is Jeffrey here?
(Corn Laughs)
Maybe.
Are you serious? Are you trolling me?
Fucking- You're fucking silly dude. He's at work right now.
You sure about that?
Come on dude just tell me, is something going on right now?
Yeah, you're gonna have to come with me.
You're serious?
Yeah, it's happening right now. It's outside.
What is it?
You knew what it was, what the fuck is going on? -Yeah, I've seen what it was - what it is and-
I'm not going, I'm not going outside with you. Turn it off, I'm not. -I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, there's like literally a zero percent chance that you're going to get hurt from this.
Nothing's zero percent.
Dude, it's so close to zero percent.
You're going to give me that two fifty still?
Yeah, just think. This will be the easiest two fifty you've ever made.
Alright. Alright.
Are you coming? -Show me where it is.
I'm trusting you, dude. I seriously am. -Alright.
Right outside.
This is bullshit and you know it.
The fuck is it? Is it by the pit? Is it in-
Is that my PS4?
Well shit, coming up on it. -What the fuck, dude?
You said I wasn't going to get hurt but apparently my Playstation is!
I get it. -What is behind door number only fucking door in this woods Jesse? -What are you even doing here, dude?
It's fucking monday, you should be at work.
I took off today. (Jeffrey Laughs)
What the fuck? -I just wanted to play a little game with you, Jesse.
I'm not stupid, dude. There's a big giant- -A test of wits and physical skills.
Whoa. What are you going to do with that? I don't know what he's going to do with that.
(Wood falls on leaves)
That's not- that's- that's not- -The fuck?
Did you fill the hole in?
Jesse, there's other ways to get the PS4 down. -Corn, what is this?
Why- Why did you- -Corn did you know this was going to happen?
Why - why? -I told you, I saw it.
It - It's a PS4, Jesse. What's so hard to understand?
What the - What the hell's that up there?
Uh, It's a pulley system. So I had the PS4 suspended with the pulley. -I don't know what-
You know. -If anything happens...
Well if anything happens to what, Jesse? Your little PS4?
(Jesse stomps on leaves.)
What are you trying to do if it's still stick?
Are you- Are you - Jesse? -Well clearly there's not a hole here.
Okay, well I wasn't sure- -Hold on, hold on, let me guess, let me guess.
As soon as I go to reach for it, you're going to pull it up.
No, that's not what's going to happen.
Corn, is that what's going to fucking happen?
(Jeffrey giggles) (Corn Chuckles)
Dude, this is not-
Oh my god. -I swear to god, if I get hurt, if something's going to drop on me - is that going to fuck-
No, the pulley system's not going to drop on you. It's to keep the PS4 suspended.
Alright. You know I can reach this, right? I'm not that fucking short.
You're pretty fucking short. Oh my gosh. Does he know how to untie a knot?
Does he know how to untie a knot?! -Dude how the fuck do you - Corn, can you come help me?
(Pulley Contracts) -The fuck is he doing?!
WHAT THE FUCK!?
(Trapped animal scream)
OH FUCK!
Dude! What the fuck?!
(Girlish scream) (Jeffrey laughs)
JEFFREY!
Alright! Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey! I'm leaving the ground!
Jeffrey! (Playful laughter) -Fuck!
Ow! Fuck! Aah!
HELP!!!
Dude! Jeffrey, stop! Stop! Please! Please! Please! PLEASE!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
What? What? What's the matter Jesse? -Okay! Dude!
Fuck, I told you! Dude, this is hurting me!!!
Oh no it's not!
Corn, come on dude, really? Really could you help me out of this? Fuck!
"Could you please help me out Corn?!" -Dude, I'm like five feet above the ground right now!
Jesse, that's about how tall you usually are. -Hold on, it's choking me. Hold on.
Fuck.
Oh man.
Ow! Fuck! Ow! Fuck, I got shit in my eye!
(Jeffrey mumbles) -THIS IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT!!
Fucking Aah! Fuck! -Why don't you have your PS4 out?
Fuck. -Yeah.
I'm stuck I- (Groans of pain)
Corn, what- -Come on, it's right here.
It's right here. Do you want it?
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Do you want it?
Fuck.
(Playful laughter)
Fuck.
Let me down, right now.
Why? -Get that - Stop swinging or you're gonna fucking break it. Let me down. -Why?
Corn! Corn let - let me down. The prank's done, let me down.
He's going to let you down in a sec. -Ah man.
Corn. Jeffrey, tell him he's going to get paid! Tell him he's going to get paid! Corn, just let me down.
Did you know about this?!
Yeah.
YOU KNEW?!
I was up there! (Jeffrey Laughs)
FUCK!
What's the matter Jesse?
What's the matter is I'm going to get my fuckin' PS4, you're going to let me down.
Yeah? -Get the fuck off me dude! Don't fucking touch my dick! Get the-
(Struggling in Tarp)
Fucking-
Why so serious, Jesse?
Is this safe?
You know what's kinda funny to think about?
(Roar of rage)
This man? You pushed my fucking motorcycle in. This is what you pushed me in, Jesse. And look at you now! Look at you now, suspended right above it!
When dad finds out you did this, he's going to fucking kill you!
When dad finds out about what? -Stop fucking poking me dude. I swear, that hits my fucking spleen!
Yeah, your spleens down here?! Yeah?
So what? This is for the Playstation?
This is for everything Jesse. This is for the laxatives last week.
Dude, that just happened! You were already planning that before that and you know it! -This is for everything.
This is for everything.
So... -Let me down. I feel like a fucking joke right now. Let me the fuck down.
I feel like a giant fucking douchebag. -You are a joke.
You are a fucking joke.
And you know what? I'm without a motorcycle because of your fucking jokes.
That wasn't me, that was him!
Oh yeah?
Jesse, I asked you- -Corn this is bullshit, let me down right now.
You're - I can't believe you fucking did this.
(Jeffrey cackles)
So Jesse..
Wh- What? What do you want? -I want the first legitimate "Subscribe to BigBrudda" shoutout. Because you haven't given me one in the past!
So why not on this video that's going up on my channel?
Fucking say it now. -Dude, this is - this is fucking almost hanging me.
Say "Subscribe to BigBrudda! BigBrudda is the best!"
Alright, well twist me around then so I can fucking say it.
Gladly.
Stop. Stop! I'm going to get fucking sick!
Okay. Okay.
So uh- -Subscribe to BigBrudda!
(Amused Laughter)
There, there now let me the fuck down! Let me DOWN! -It's too loud. Not so loud.
Do it for the people that are watching with the volume all the way up. Please, just like say it a little softer please.
Please.
Subscribe to BigBrudda.
What? That softly?
Well, stop fucking poking I'm going to rip that fucking stick and beat you with it.
You're going to rip the stick? -Subscribe! Subscribe to BigBrudda. There. Done!
Done! Now let me down!
I'll let you down! -Corn come on dude.
I'll let you down. -Corn! Corn, I'll pay you.
So, are we letting him down? -Corn, I'll pay you.
I'll pay you six hundred dollars to let me down!
The prank's already done! -Six hundred?
Man how much is it going to take to- -WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
(Jeffrey Chuckles) What the fuck do you want?
I want a new fucking motorcycle! That's what I fucking want!
That... that's fucking thousands of dollars. You think I have that kind of shit?
You really want- -Hey. You fucking destroyed mine. You break it you bought it.
Yeah, okay, alright. Yeah.
You agree? -Yeah.
You agree?
What? That I have to buy you a new one?
That you're going to buy me a new one.
Alright. You give me fucking two fifty dollars and that's going to go towards it.
Yeah! Yeah! Right?
Well he doesn't seem very fair, does he?
(Corn chuckles) Two- two fifty uh yeah I'll pay it.
Why don't you give Corn his two fifty back? -It's gotta be the same value though!
You're not getting a fucking Honda and shit whatever the fuck it is- -I think Corn - I think - no I think Corn should get his two fifty too.
Just yeah, okay! Now let me down, okay I'll agree to fucking anything. -I like the sound of that. -Okay.
Alright. We got a witness here. -Yes! Yes! YES!
Alright, there we go! There we go! -Now let me - let me down!
Come up here, come up here bitch! -What are you doing?
(Excited Laughter)
Let me down!
Jesus fuck!
I'll let you down.
Corn, I can't believe you had to do-
You might want to brace for impact though!
Jeffrey.
Not going to get harmed! Tell him, Corn!
Not going to get harmed, dude!
What? -Dude!
What's the matter?
Easy! Easy! -Are you okay up there, are you falling?
This PS4 is about to hit me in the fucking head.
Let me down. You got your laughs, now let me down. (Jeffrey Laughs)
Props to you, good for you. This was good, this was really clever. -Jesse, I got more than one left.
Alright, watch out you might get whiplasher. Whoop!
Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo!
Please stop.
That's fine.
So serious.
Alright, going down. Whoop! Going back up again!
Well, going down. But you're going back up again!
You're going down now. Going down. Going down. You're all the way down! Okay! Woo! Ah man!
You got the ropes all tangled up!
You had your laughs.
What about your "Piss 4"?
You're going to take that down for me. You had your laughs.
I got shit on my shoes.
Jesse, I really like the uh... Triumph Scrambler. Pretty good motorcycle.
Like I mean I honestly saw a graphic where Chris Pratt drives it and all the fucking velociraptors, they go vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.
Get the fuck outta here. Get the fuck outta here. -What?
What little Jungle Boy? -Please move.
What?
I just want to talk to you about how excited I am for my motorcycle. -Corn.
This is crossing the line. Get the fuck out.
Stop. -Don't touch me.
Why? Why wouldn't- -Do not touch-
Why? What are you gonna do? Huh?
Is this annoying you? -Don't you fucking touch me.
Is this annoying you? Is this annoying you? -I swear to god if you keep touching me-
Get out of my way! Get out of my way! It's annoying you. It's annoying you!
(Cruel laughter) Annoy you.
Oh. Oh. How about that? Did that annoy you? Huh is this?
Don't fucking touch them.
What?
Give me them back.
(Bowser stomp)
WHAT THE FUCK?! -Did that annoy you?!
(Hyena laugh)
Oh man. (Continued Hyena laughter)
Fuck. -Anyway, Triumph Scrambler please. It's a really nice motorcycle, I think I'd really enjoy it. And-
(Super Saiyan 2 Transformation)
Okay. -Fuck... YOU, YOU FUCKING PRICK! FUCK YOU!
Fuck!
(Struggling and whimpering) Fuck!
The fuck you doing?! What are you doing?!
Shit!
Holy shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! -The fuck you doing?!
Fucking.. oh fuck! Holy fuck! Holy fuck! Oh my fuck!
No! Guys come on! STOP! GUYS!
Oh shit! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, I'm sorry! FUCK! Fuck!
Fuck! Oh fuck! Oh shit!
What the fuck? What the fuck?! What the fuck?! GUYS COME ON!!!
Oh shit! COME ON, CORN!
Fuck! Fuck! Hold - Hold on a second! Oh shit! Holy shit! Fuck! Fuck! Oh shit!
I don't know what - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!
I gotta... get one of these fucking bottles!
GET THE FUCK OFF HIM! (Bottle Impact) (Jeffrey yelps in pain)
(Heavy breathing)
Holy shit! Corn! You okay? What the fuck? What the fuck, are you okay? Are you alright?
Are you okay? You good? -Yeah, Yeah.
Thanks. -What the fuck? What the fuck?
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck do we do? What the fuck do we do? I just smashed one of Uncle Larry's bottles on him! I just fucking - dude you got fucking glass in your hair! Fuck!
Dude! What the fuck do we do? -Yeah?
Is he fucking - Thank you. - Yeah, Yeah.
(Corn groans in pain) Fuck, we gotta fucking do something, we gotta fucking do something!