- Welcome back haver of booties and lover of booties.
- We like making the Christmas booty music video
but there's just too much Christmas
and too much booty in the world to end things there,
so we're gonna keep the Christmas booty train rolling.
- Woo hoo.
- With a Christmas booty fashion show.
- Alright, let's bring John out and see our first booty.
Oh.
(laughing)
Hey.
Yep, whoa.
Look at that.
It's chest butts roasting on a open fire.
- Oh gosh, there is an open fire
and I don't know how you're powering that
and I hope it's not from your own butt.
- It is my body.
- What is that noise?
That's a fan blowing the flame.
- There is a fan roasting these--
- Chest butts.
- Beautiful booties.
- Well, that's what a chest--
- That are inside chests.
- You know, you might find yourself wondering
what is a chest butt and now you know.
It is a chest open to reveal a butt.
- That's a brick house if I've ever seen one.
Right there.
Look at that.
- [Link] John, how do you feel?
- Just you know, walking around.
- [Link] Warm?
- It's very warm.
It's very hot.
(laughing)
It's hot.
- Very warm in the crevice region.
- It is sweating a little bit.
- When are those things gonna be fully roasted.
- There almost done.
(laughing)
After the show we'll be ready.
- They're almost done.
- After the segment's over we're gonna have to,
well I guess munch on some booty.
Alright, let's bring in the next one.
- Thank you John.
- [John] Yes.
- Jen come on out.
Hello Jen.
Jen is sporting the mistletail.
(laughing)
- You don't wanna be caught under it or down wind of it.
(laughing)
Oh man.
- [Link] Okay, you got a nice plaid booty situation.
- Yes.
- It's like a shelf type situation.
- Yeah.
It's kind of like a mistletoe for toddler's.
- Get underneath it.
- Or animals.
- This is what ...
It's like hey you wanna get down here with my lady.
- Like if you ...
Okay, Santa can be your lady for a second.
- This is gonna be weird Santa.
You're not the only thing making this weird,
I'm also down here near a butt.
- Yeah, I'm gonna take him away.
- I mean, but it passed the test.
I successfully made out with a plastic Santa.
- [Rhett] This season.
- I want everybody to kiss right beside my butt.
- Yeah, that's the idea.
Thank you Jen.
- Thank you.
- There she goes.
- And let's bring in Mike.
- [Rhett] There he is.
Oh my.
- He's being wheeled in.
Oh, he's coming around.
Ladies and gentleman this is boot cake.
Look at that.
- [Rhett] Oh.
- It's a fruitcake booty.
- Well, I'm gonna dig right in if you don't mind.
- Please.
Hey, actually it's not so bad.
(laughing)
- [Rhett] Oh, here you go Link.
- I've never been appetized by fruitcake
but when you slice it off of someone's hind quarters,
it kind of makes me hungry.
- Oh, that actually, that's normal.
It's fine.
- Okay, you know what I'm just gonna ...
I think I'm just dig right in right here.
Do you mind?
- [Mike] No.
- Mike you're delicious.
- Mike you have out bummed yourself.
Get it.
- That's not so bad.
- Man, I thought fruitcake was bad.
I never really enjoyed it.
I never had a boot cake though.
Well, you got a lot of fruit right here in the crack region.
- [Mike] Thank you very much.
- You know what, I'm gonna leave that for somebody else.
- [Link] The pecan.
- [Mike] Oh, oh.
- I'm gonna get one of those.
- That's good.
- Man.
- [Link] Great butt.
- My grandad used to send us one of these
but he didn't send us one of you.
- You're the first people to eat my butt.
- Oh God.
- You know what, I think maybe
I'll just leave the rest for later.
- Yeah, let's wheel him out.
- Thank Mike.
- Thank you.
- A really good looking boot cake of a body.
- Take the sharp stuff with you.
- If you didn't like fruitcake before,
I'm sure you do now.
Becca.
- Yes, next we have Becca who is wearing the polar caboose.
(laughing)
Oh my goodness.
- [Link] That really throwing it out there too.
- Nothing uncomfortable about this at all.
- Is that going in or coming out?
- [Rhett] I think it's up to you.
- [Becca] It's going in.
- Oh, it's going in.
(laughing)
It's in a constant state of going in.
- Let me see that.
Is there a button I can press that like makes it reverse?
- Please don't.
(laughing)
- Where's the dining cart on this?
- [Becca] Ah, you don't wanna know.
- Okay, so it's already entered.
I got it.
- It's a big train.
- Wow.
Ah, where's the fun with the train set?
- There are people who like dedicate their whole lives
to like building train sets in their basement.
You know, like weird men.
- Yeah, weird men.
- I'm sure they're all into this right now.
- Yeah.
Thank you Becca.
(laughing)
Oh gosh.
(mumbles)
- Becca, she struck such an aggressive pose
when she came out that I think she pulled something.
- No, I don't think she pulled anything.
Alright, last but not least we've got Alex.
- [Link] Looks like he's uncomfortable too.
- Walking in a wedgie wonderland.
Oh my God.
Look at these two elves.
- You got elf suspenders--
- [Rhett] Oh my goodness.
- Giving you a wedgie.
And is that?
That's not real.
Those cheeks.
They're glistening man.
- That's not real.
- Okay good.
For the record they are not real.
- This is what happens when you go to school with Krampus.
- You go home like that.
- Oh.
- Even if ...
You know what, the pants are secured.
- You're trying to pull them up.
- [Rhett] So I was gonna try to cover you up
and make you feel better
but you know what, you look great.
- Are you in any pain?
- No, it feels good.
- It feels as right as anything you've done on this show.
- Yeah, just about.
(laughing)
- Alright.
- Okay, make your way out.
- Thank you.
- You know what, don't sit on anything
really cold or frozen.
- I won't.
- Okay.
- Alright, wow.
- Thanks to all the Mythical crew members
for getting bootied up for us.
- Yes.
- That was exhilarating.
- Yes it was.
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