• From shushing a weeaboo to spraying a kid with a fire extinguisher, the Planet Dolan
crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the worst teacher
who’ve ever had and the worst thing they did.
I’m Doopie and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 9 was submitted by SIR_BLUE_OF_BERRY Cid
The worst teacher Cid ever had was his 10th and 11th grade IT teacher.
One day a kid got into a verbal scuffle with him because they ran out of RAM sticks for
a computer he was fixing.
He told the kid to stand out in the hallway, and after he left the room went on a rant
about how much of a "dumb ass" he was.
He then proceeded to grab a fire extinguisher and sprayed the student with it.
That student and his friends immediately reported it to the principal, but trying to get the
full story, Cid was called in.
Cid told her what happened, but that he didn’t think the teacher really sprayed the kid.
The next day during class, Cid’s teacher ranted about how he betrayed him and talked
to the class about how he hated snitches.
He then moved Cid into a corner isolated from the class.
When Cid asked why, he said it was because his ‘search history’ disturbed him greatly.
When Cid asked what he found, he pushed it off saying simply: "it's just too disturbing."
He also prevented Cid from participating in his school’s Cyber Patriot team, costing
him a $15,000 scholarship.
He told Cid’s friend he was a "pathetic snitch that would only hold us down."
He was eventually fired after calling one of the faculty member’s son’s a "dropout
asshole".
Number 8 was submitted by That_one_Lego_brick Andie
Andie had a teacher named Mrs Haas, who had made her cry in the second grade.
In fifth grade, hey got into arguments at least once a week.
One day Mrs Haas asked them to complete a maze.
Being logical, Andie completed it backwards and finished before everyone else.
"How did you complete it so quickly?"
the teacher asked.
"Well, its way easier to solve it backwards," Andie answered.
"I NEVER TOLD YOU TO DO THAT!!!"
she screamed at the top of he r lungs.
"You just told us to complete it!
I did what you asked!"
Andie protested.
"I TOLD YOU TO COMPLETE IT!!!
WHY ISN'T ANYONE ELSE DOING IT BACKWARDS?"
she screamed again.
"Because the rest of the class doesn't watch YouTube for 5 hours a day, I guess."
Mrs Haas then banned Andie from class activities for a month.
Of course she made that the most fun month of activities for the rest of the class.
Number 8 was submitted by Shadowthebro Zaraganba
In third grade, Zaraganba had a teacher who hated her job and took her anger out on the
class, usually aiming her rage at Zaraganba and his friends.
One day she told them to hand in an assignment: a two-page book report.
They all worked hard on the assignment and the paper was worth one-fourth of their grade
for the semester.
When Zaraganba got his grade back she had given him 0%, saying that he never turned
it in.
She then met with his parents about the situation.
She told them that he never payed attention in class and all he did was fool around and
talk to other students.
When she pulled out a binder from her desk, a small folder dropped out.
Zaraganba’s parents looked at it and realized that it was his folder, the same one that
he used to turn in his book report.
His parents told the principle; the teacher was fired and Zaraganba’s grade was fixed.
Number 7 was submitted by wheresthebeef420 Ramona
In 7th grade, Ramona’s science teacher was the biggest pervert she ever knew.
He looked down the bras of every girl in the school; was caught watching porn when he was
supposed to be teaching; and once even suggested strip searching a girl who SUPPOSEDLY had
a pepper spray keychain for people just like him.
The worst thing that she remembers was when her female friend went on one of the school
sponsored backpacking trips that he was chaperoning.
The boys and girls both bathed in the creek that was there.
The only problem was that he, being the main chaperone, had to stay with the kids while
they bathed to make sure they weren't having sex.
Ramona’s friend happened to have some of the biggest breasts in the school, and so
she was the one that he picked on.
He snuck up behind her and wrapped his arms around, grabbing each of her boobs, and telling
her to take o ff the sports bra that she was wearing.
The worst part: he was never arrested or even fired.
The few times that people tried to report him, he got them suspended.
Number 6 was submitted by Popartro Spinalpalm
Spinalpalm’s high-school principal was the kind of woman to side with the popular students.
Every year she bullied him and the other unpopular students.
Her main objective: to get them to drop out or move.
One day a teacher was pranking a girl at a school by taking her shoes and setting them
outside.
The girl and the teacher laughed about it, and then the girl went to retrieve her shoes.
When she returned, the principal ran in and snatched her shoes, yelling "I SAW THOSE OUTSIDE;
THOSE BELONG OUTSIDE!"
The girl tried to tell her they were her shoes but it was too late.
The principal threw them far.
Afterwards the girl ran to retrieve her shoes, making sure the principal was not anywhere
around.
Number 5 was submitted by Hydrastorm4 Melissa
Melissa’s worst teacher ever was ‘Mrs Brenda.’
She had her for both math and English language arts.
One day during a test, a kid was making weird anime noises and acting like a weeaboo - striking
weird poses.
Melissa calmly said “Shh,” and in return the teacher put her on detention for talking.
Another time, Mrs Brenda was explaining something incorrectly in math class, giving all of the
students’ false information.
Melissa told the class the correct way to do the algorithm, which was for 2 grades higher
than hers.
Her teacher was furious, and put Melissa in detention for saving her butt and teaching
the class better than she could.
Number 4 was submitted by gremlinsGizmo Honeybits
Honeybits’s worst teacher experience was in third grade, on her mom's birthday.
She wrote a note to her friend, who read it, and put it away on her lap.
Then a kid took it and gave it to the principal.
It read: ‘tell your mom to call my mom if Mrs D is being mean to you, because she yelled
at me earlier for nothing.’
Mrs D ‘talked’ to Honeybits in the hallway asking her about the letter.
Instead of reassuring her, she screamed, "ARE YOU GOING TO CRY BECAUSE I ASKED YOU A QUESTION,
HUH?"
Honeybits started balling (she had a lot going on in her life at the time) and Mrs D told
her to come back in when she was ready to talk.
Five minutes later Honeybits walked in and asked if she could call her mom.
Mrs D yelled again, at the top of her lungs, making Honeybits cry for the rest of the day.
Number 3 was submitted by Minty_Chocolata DangerDolan
Dolan’s 1st grade teacher was the worst.
She loved every single student except him.
If other students didn’t turn in their work on time they would have a chance to finish
it at home.
On the other hand, if Dolan didn’t finish it on time she would take his paper, and pull
him up in front in front of the class, yelling at him.
One day, Dolan was casually talking to his friends, and his teacher came up to him and
accused him of putting gum under her desk.
Dolan told her it wasn’t him and that he would find the culprit.
He soon figured out it was that one kid who always had candy and gum, so Dolan tracked
his every move.
Even though he now had the evidence, he still got a one-day suspension for ‘lying.’
Dolan told his dad and mom, and tried talking to the teacher, but the next day she treated
him the same.
During 2nd grade, Dolan still saw her in the hallways, and would always glare at her – she
just smiled like she hadn’t done anything to him.
Number 2 was submitted by DeterminedCinnabon Pandora
Pandora’s worst teacher ever was her 5th grade science teacher.
Since she had asthma then, she would regularly have an asthma attack.
In class one day, Pandora had to get her books but they were very HEAVY, so she asked her
friend who sat next to her if they could get them.
They nodded, knowing about Pandora’s condition.
She didn't have a refiled inhaler with her, so just sat there panting.
Her teacher saw that she was still in her seat and said, "Go get the books!"
Her friend came back with the books and the teacher snapped.
"You lazy ass!
Why didn't you get the books?"
Pandora tried to calmly explain that she was having an asthma attack.
The teacher went berserk and yelled at her.
"I don't give a shit about your asthma!
Now you will put all the books away after class - and the social studies ones to!"
Her friend stood up, walked to the teacher, and SLAPPED her.
They both got a call home.
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