- He did not get no SpaghettiOs.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- (FBE) People are obsessed with murderers and serial killers.
- Okay. - Yes. Yes, they are.
- I'm one of those people. No, I'm just kidding. (laughs)
- (FBE) Well, it turns out that those killers often have
some interesting things to say right before they're executed.
Today, we're gonna take a look at several
famous murderers' final words. - Oh my god.
- Oh my goodness. - I only see these in movies.
- (FBE) This is James French, who was given a life sentence
for killing someone who had picked him up as a hitchhiker
in 1958. French requested a death penalty
for the murder, but it was denied. Then in 1961,
he strangled his prison roommate, Eddie Lee Shelton, with a towel.
The two reportedly did not get along. He later told the judge
that he committed the murder in order to compel
the state of Oklahoma to give him the death penalty,
which they did. He was executed by electric chair in 1966.
- He wanted to be executed? - Yeah.
- That's why he strangled his-- (laughs)
- Bro! Okay! - Dude, just kill yourself!
- I feel like there's a lot easier ways to go about
killing yourself. - Okay, that sounds really bad.
Don't kill other people because you wanna die.
- Okay, we gotta see his last words. - (Jordan) "Hey, fellas..."
- (Jair) "How about this for a headline"
for tomorrow's paper?" - "French fries."
♪ (rim shot) ♪ Ah-ha! All right.
- So, this is somebody who wanted to be famous.
- Like, wait, why? - French fries.
His last name was French. - Yeah.
- And then you fried him. - Yeah, exactly.
- French fries. - French fries.
- This is what scares me, 'cause I feel like somebody's
doing this in 2021. - I'll give it to him.
- (FBE) All right. Recognize this guy? - Ooh. Is this Dahmer?
- Ugh. - (FBE) Yes, this is the famous
serial killer and sex offender, Jeffrey Dahmer,
also known as the Milwaukee Cannibal or the Milwaukee Monster.
He murdered and dismembered 17 men and boys
between 1978 and 1991. He was sentenced to 16 total terms
of life in prison but was ultimately beaten to death by a fellow prisoner,
Christopher Scarver, in Wisconsin in 1994.
- That's as bad as that gets. Ooh. - Yup, okay. What were his last words?
- (Jair) "I don't care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me."
- Oookaaay! (laughs) - I have no words for this one.
- I feel like all these people don't care if they live or die either.
- I don't get the logic and the science behind
what's happening here. - Killing people.
- I wonder what his child life
was like growing up. - He was like, "May as well
put the ball in my own court and tell him to kill me."
- Wish you felt that way before you took
all those 17 people's lives. - (FBE) All right. Next up,
this is double murderer, Thomas J. Grasso.
He strangled 87-year-old Hilda Johnson using
her Christmas tree lights on Christmas Eve in 1990
in Tulsa, Oklahoma. He stole roughly 12 whole dollars
and her TV set, which he sold for $125.
Then six months later, he murdered an 81-year-old man
named Leslie Holtz in New York and stole
his social security check. He was executed in Oklahoma
in March of 1995. - Okay, why the lights?
Why Christmas lights? - And why on Christmas?
- And why is he killing old people?! - What a weak person.
- What was his last words? I'm very interested.
- (FBE) All right. So, keep in mind here,
prisoners on death row were granted a last meal request.
- (laughs) "I did not get my SpaghettiOs."
- "I got spaghetti." - "I want the press to know this."
- (quietly laughs) - Yeah, damn right you didn't
get your SpaghettiOs! (buzzer)
- I'm seeing a trend going on. They don't care. They don't care!
- People's last words! These needs to be
on Try Not to Laughs, man. Come on. They messed up SpaghettiOs?
- Well, no one cares! - But what he did was terrible.
They probably did it on purpose. - Sir, you killed two elders.
(chuckles) - That's what you get
for messing with old people! - I would've gave him Spaghetti Ps.
- (FBE) Next up. - Ooh, she did it.
- (laughs)
- That's messed up. - Stop!
- Mm. I recognize her. - Oh, yes. I don't remember
her name, but they made a movie about her.
- (FBE) They did. She was a serial killer
and sex worker, who murdered seven men
in Florida in 1989 and 1990. She shot each of them point blank,
but she claimed that she killed each of them in self defense
after they supposedly attempted to rape her.
Ultimately, she was sentenced to death and was executed in 2002.
In the film Monster, Charlize Theron chronicles
Aileen's story. - Damn.
- She looks crazy. - (Rebecca) "I'd just to like say..."
- (Jair) "I'm sailing with the Rock." - (Ous) "And I'll be back
like Independence Day..." - (Daniel) "With Jesus, June 6th."
- (Jordan) "Like the movie,
big mother ship and all. I'll be back."
- Oh! - Damn. That's scary.
- June 6th is my birthday! Oh my god! I don't like this!
(laughs) - (as Arnold) I'll be back.
- I'm not playing. - Brother.
- I'll be there. - Like, girl, what?
- This is definitely the most obscure final words so far.
- Big mother ship and all! I think these people just have
no idea what to say, and it's their last moments,
and they just diarrhea at the mouth. - (FBE) Next up.
This is Albert Fish, also known as Gray Man,
the Werewolf of Wysteria, the Brooklyn Vampire,
the Moon Manic, and the Boogey Man.
He was a serial killer, child rapist, and cannibal
who once stated that his number of victims was about 100.
Although, nobody really knows if that's actually the truth.
Fish was finally apprehended in 1934 and convicted
for the kidnapping and murder of Grace Budd.
He was executed in 1936 at the age of 65 in New York.
- Ooh. Ooh, ooh! (laughs) I got chills.
- Glad that fool died and got caught. - I don't even wanna hear
his lat words. (claps) How about that?
You go to say your last words, and I turn off the recorder.
I don't even know why I have to read this!
- (Daniel, amused) "I don't even know why I'm here."
- I know why you're there! - Get the hell out!
You shouldn't be here. - You shouldn't even be on Earth.
That's the real-- listen, brother. - Go!
- That's [censored] that you say when you wake up in an unknown spot.
"Damn, I don't even know why I'm here. How did I get here?"
- This is making me mad now. - That might be the funniest one
I think I've seen so far. - I'm disgusted, bro.
- You raped and killed and ate all these people!
- Oh my god! I hate people. - Oh my gosh. These people exist?
Like, monsters are real! (laughs) - And you said, "I don't even
know why I'm here"? - That's the Boogey Man! (gags)
- Clearly, again, delusional. I kind of believe
he doesn't even know why he's there.
- (FBE) This is Amelia Dyer, a serial killer in Victorian England
who murdered infants. She was a trained nurse
who went into baby farming, or adopting unwanted babies for money.
She initially cared for them, but then she began to kill them.
It's uncertain if it was on purpose at first,
but eventually, she turned to strangling some of them
and then would dispose of the bodies. It's possible that she was responsible
for up to 400 deaths, making her one of the most
prolific serial killer of all time.
She was placed in several mental asylums
throughout her life, but ultimately, her downfall came
when an infant was discover in the River Thames
with evidence leading back to her. She was hanged in June 1896.
- So heinous. Wow. - Oh my goodness. Babies.
What kind of sick person...?! - That irks me so hard.
- How do you get to that? - Wait, so she actually cared
for the kids at first. I don't know what to say,
because I'm not used to this. This is not normal!
- I'm surprised you guys didn't do a Try Not
to Get Angry Challenge, because this [censored]--
it would be like, (snaps) 0 to 100 real quick.
- I don't even wanna hear what she has to say.
I don't give two [censored] about what she has to say.
- "I have nothing to say."
- Good. Good. - Wow! This makes me so mad!
- Hanging was too good for her. - I actually like her response
out of everybody's, because she had no remorse
and she was like, "Eff it," versus "I don't even know
why I'm here." - Is that guilt
or is that, like, "Okay"? - She's, like, proud.
You are one of the most prolific murderers.
- Nah, bro. This is so messed up, bro. - "I'll be back."
I'm telling you. - "I'll be back."
- These people killers. They got that mentality.
- (FBE) Our last murderer is John Wayne Gracy,
the infamous serial killer and sex offender known
as the Killer Clown. He assaulted and murdered
at least 33 young men and boys. He would perform
at children's hospitals as Pogo or Patches the clown,
but would typically lure victims into his home in Illinois
by performing magic tricks. He would then torture and kill them.
When he was convicted of 33 murders, it was the most by one person
in the US at the time. He was executed in May of 1994.
- I don't understand! - These give me chills.
- You know kids, they love tricks. - And luring them with magic...
- This guy really gives me the heebie jeebies,
'cause I really don't like clowns. - God, that name is forever cursed.
- (Jair) "Kiss my ass." - (laughs) You [censored].
You [censored]. - He did not say that!
- Swear to god, this guy's rude. - I feel disrespected.
- You're lucky you're dead! - 'Cause I would've came-- (laughs)
- Okay. - [Censored] this guy too. Oh, man.
- You can kiss my ass, buddy! - I'm 'bout to be looking
at everybody side-eye. Trust no one.
- It's really unsettling. - We only recently started
to understand that there were people like this out there,
so it's really spooky. - Even in death,
you're still giving them a platform. - And they just
say [censored] like this? - We need to be listening
to the last words of their victims!
(audio rewinding) How 'bout that?
- (FBE) If you had to choose your own final words,
what would they be? - What would I say? That's hard.
- I don't know. That's a lot of pressure! (laughs)
- My final words? They would be, "No matter what, don't give up."
- Oh! Go ahead. (laughs) - [Censored].
- Okay. - You know what I mean?
It don't always gotta be about murder!
- "You're welcome." (laughs) - I guess it would be,
"Stan SF9." - "Tell my mama I love her!"
- (laughs) That's the final words. Yes, Lord.
- I don't know. I'd probably go and pray.
- (laughs) - I think I'ma pray.
- I would say, "Make sure you like and subscribe."
(laughs)
- What would your final words be? - Let us know in the comments.
- Bye, guys! - See ya!
- Hey, guys. It's Sierra, React producer.
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