napoleon
wasn't short he was 5'7 which at the
time was taller than average the rumor
that he was a teeny tiny man
was just a piece of british war
propaganda napoleon's true waterloo
was mean people
it's not true that humans only use 10 of
our brains
no study has ever shown or even claimed
that
it's just something people say for no
reason
yeah it turns out the whole brain
is important
no matter what your drunk cousin dave
tells you there's
no such thing as cow tipping because
cows sleep lying down
well then what have i been getting drunk
and knocking down them
mom oh come on i'm sorry touching baby
birds
doesn't make their mothers reject them
mamas love their babies
that's right you could have saved that
bird you saw when you were 10
you let it die george washington didn't
have wooden teeth his actual dancers
were made of gold
lead hippopotamus bones and donkey teeth
wood how pedestrian
there is no medical reason to drink
eight glasses of water a day
now you tell me sorry stoners undercover
cops
don't have to tell you their cops just
because you ask them
cops are allowed to lie that's not a
thing
whoa wait so are you a cop no come on
but like you could be a cop no i'm not
vikings didn't wear horns on their
helmets and the iron maiden
never existed it was a hoax that was
made up in the 19th century
george washington carver didn't invent
peanut butter thomas crapper didn't
invent the toilet
and al gore never claimed he invented
the internet
that's correct what i did do is sponsor
legislation oh my god
albert einstein didn't fail high school
math
of course i freaking do i am the
greatest scientist of all time
when you jackasses think i failed math
e equals mc screw you nice one yeah
the great wall of china is not visible
from space
yeah every astronaut looks and none of
us have ever seen it
but hey why listen to us we're only
astronauts
not to mention if you were ever thrown
out of an airlock
you wouldn't explode in fact you could
survive up to 30 seconds before you ran
out of oxygen
and lost consciousness so here's a
question
if none of these things are true then
why do we all believe them
simple because they all tell good
stories it's so comforting and fun to
think that albert einstein sucked at
math too
or that cops have to do what you say if
you know the magic words
but that doesn't make it true and
nothing
is more important
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