>>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY "FAMILY FEUD: POLITICAL EDITION."
HERE'S YOUR HOST, STEVE HARVEY! >> YO, YO, YO!
OKAY, OKAY NOW! WELCOME TO "FAMILY FEUD:
POLITICAL EDITION." WE BACK FROM A TWO-WEEK BREAK.
I WAS OUT GETTING MY TEETH ENLARGED.
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, TODAY WE GOT A BIG OLD
RIVALRY. WE GOT TEAM HILLARY CLINTON
TAKING ON TEAM DONALD TRUMP. ON THE TRUMP SIDE WE GOT TRUMP
CAMPAIGN MANAGER KELLY ANN CONWAY.
>> THANKS. THANK YOU.
THANKS FOR HAVING US ON "JEOPARDY!"
>> UH, THIS "FAMILY FEUD." >> YEAH, OKAY, SO THIS IS
"JEOPARDY!" IF YOU LOOK AT ALL THE SIGNS THEN YOU ARE
ALEX TREBEK. BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT THE REAL
JEOPARDY, WHICH IS THE SITUATION HILLARY CLINTON PUT US IN,
TAKING MONEY FROM SAUDI PRINCES AND EVERYONE HERE ON "WHEEL OF
FORTUNE" CAN SEE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I SEEN YOU ON TV. YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THE LAST
TEN MINUTES OF PROM. [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT, WE'VE GOT DONALD TRUMP'S DAUGHTER IVANKA.
>> WHAT A PLEASURE IT IS TO BE HERE, STEVE.
THIS IS FUN. I LOVE FUN.
EVERY DAY I SCHEDULE 20 MINUTES OF FUN.
>> OH, YOU SEXY. YEAH.
I KNOW THAT MIGHT SOUND INAPPROPRIATE.
BUT IF YOUR DADDY CAN SAY IT, SO CAN I.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
NEXT UP WE GOT GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE.
>> JERSEY STRONG, STEVE! >> WHY YOU STILL WITH TRUMP?
IS HE GOING TO APPOINT YOU TO A CABINET POSITION OR SOMETHING?
>> WE'LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE GET THERE -- OH!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> TOO EASY.
AND FINALLY, ON TEAM TRUMP, OH MY GOSH, IT'S VLADIMIR PUTIN!
ARE YOU AND TRUMP ACTUALLY FRIENDS?
>> KIND OF. WE ARE FACEBOOK FRIENDS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OOH, YOU CREEPY.
LAST WEEK I HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT YOU.
>> I KNOW. >> LET'S GO TO THE
HILLARY CLINTON SIDE. FIRST WE GOT MY MAIN MAN
BILL CLINTON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HELLO, STEVE. I LOVE "THE FEUD."
>> YOU SURE YOU OKAY WITH HILLARY BEING PRESIDENT INSTEAD
OF YOU? >> I MEAN, I CAN'T WAIT.
BELIEVE YOU ME. I FRIGGING LOVE THE WHITE HOUSE.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I CAN HANG OUT THERE, YOU KNOW, NO PRESIDENTIAL
STUFF TO DO. THE RED PHONE WILL RING AND I
SAY, YOU TAKE THAT ONE, HONEY, I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS.
WATCHING "THE POLICE ACADEMY." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY. NEXT UP, COMEDIAN AND
HILLARY CLINTON SUPPORTER SARAH SILVERMAN!
>> OH MY GOD. WE MIGHT BE ELECTING THE FIRST
WOMAN PRESIDENT. I FEEL SO MUCH PRIDE FROM MY
HEAD TO MY VAGINA. >> OH HO HO!
OH, YOU THAT NASTY KIND OF ADORABLE.
AND NEXT WE GOT THE "HAMILTON" CREATOR AND THE NUMBER ONE
RAPPER ON PBS, LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA!
♪ YO STEVE WHEN YOU'RE ASKING FOR WORDS IS MY MIND STARTS
GOING WITH A COUPLE OF VERSES ♪ ♪ NOT VERSUS AS IN THE LEFT AND
THE RIGHT IT'S THE RIGHT AND THE WRONG THAT KEEPS ME UP AT
NIGHT ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> WAS THERE A BEAT THAT I DIDN'T HEAR?
NO? OKAY.
AND FINALLY WE GOT SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HELLO.
HELLO, STEVE. WHEN DOES THIS ACTUALLY START.
THE WHOLE THING IS HELLO. MY GRANDMOTHER CAN KNIT A
SWEATER IN THAT TIME. >> YOU'RE OUT HERE SUPPORTING
HILLARY? >> ABSOLUTELY.
LOOK. SENATOR CLINTON IS THE PRUNE
JUICE OF THIS ELECTION. SHE MIGHT NOT SEEM THAT
APPETIZING BUT IF YOU DON'T TAKE HER NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE
CLOGGED WITH CRAP FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> OKAY, THEN. GIVE ME KELLY ANN.
GIVE ME BERNIE. LET'S GET UP HERE AND PLAY THE
FEUD! >> HELLO, SENATOR.
JUST A PLEASURE. >> THE SHAKE, THE SHAKE, OF
COURSE, VERY IMPORTANT TO SHAKE, YES, YES.
>> 100 PEOPLE SURVEYED. TOP FIVE ANSWERS ON THE BOARD.
NAME A REASON PEOPLE GIVE FOR BEING LATE.
KELLY ANN. >> OKAY, STEVE, I DO NOT HAVE AN
ANSWER EVEN THOUGH I DID BUZZ IN SO I'LL DO WHAT I USUALLY DO IS
TALK AND TALK UNTIL PEOPLE FORGET THE QUESTION, THEN MAKE
AN INSANE CLAIM ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON.
HILLARY CLINTON IS NORTH KOREAN. >> OKAY.
SHOW ME A BUNCH OF LIES! OH, NOT UP THERE.
BERNIE SANDERS, A REASON PEOPLE GIVE FOR BEING LATE.
>> YOU MEAN A REASON WHY I'M LATE?
LOOK AT ME. EVERYWHERE I GO, IT LOOKS LIKE I
JUST FINISHED CHASING A BUS. >> OKAY.
SHOW ME LOOKING LIKE A -- NUMBER THREE ANSWER.
PLAY OR PASS? >> PLAY.
>> PLAY. >> LET'S PLAY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE GOING TO PASS.
>> YOUR TEAMMATES SAY THEY WANT TO PLAY.
>> GOOD FOR THEM. WE'RE GOING TO PASS.
IT SEEMS LIKE A HUSBAND SELL. >> OKAY.
LET'S GO TO TEAM TRUMP. IVANKA TRUMP, WHAT'S A REASON
PEOPLE GIVE FOR BEING LATE? >> WHAT AN INTERESTING AND
WONDERFUL QUESTION, STEVE. MAY I ASK MY BROTHERS FOR HELP?
>> THEY NOT HERE. >> YES WE ARE!
>> WHOA! WHO IS THIS?
>> I'M DONALD JR. THE BRAINS.
>> I'M IVANKA. THE BEAUTY.
>> AND I'M ERIC. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY. SHOW ME CHILDREN OF THE CORN!
[ LAUGHTER ] NOT UP THERE.
>> TOO BAD! >> ALL RIGHT, CHRIS CHRISTIE.
A REASON PEOPLE GIVE FOR BEING LATE.
>> WELL -- I'M LATE BECAUSE I'M WORKING VERY HARD ON BEHALF OF
MR. DONALD TRUMP. >> YOU REALLY LIKE HIM.
YOU SAID SOME HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT HIM IN THE PRIMARIES
THOUGH. >> THAT'S WATER UNDER THE
BRIDGE -- DANG IT CHRISTIE! >> LET'S GO OVER TO VLADIMIR
PUTIN. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YEAH.
LET'S NOT. ALL RIGHT, TEAM CLINTON, IT'S
YOUR CHANCE TO STEAL -- IVANKA, WHAT YOU DOING OVER HERE?
>> WE'RE JUST GETTING ACQUAINTED.
>> HE'S VERY NICE. >> DO YOU LIKE WINGS?
REALLY GOOD WINGS? >> WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS.
COME ON, REASON WHY PEOPLE ARE LATE.
>> THAT'S MY BUSINESS. >> I WAS SO HIGH.
>> LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE! >> OKAY, GOOD ANSWERS THERE,
BERNIE SANDERS. A REASON WHY YOU'RE LATE.
>> MAYBE YOU'RE LATE BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE JILL STEIN CALL YOU
IN THE MIDDLE NIGHT ASKING YOU FOR ADVICE.
THAT WOMAN DRIVES ME NUTS! FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT THE
ENVIRONMENT, SHE SURE DOESN'T MIND ASKING PEOPLE TO THROW
THEIR VOTES AWAY, HUH? HUH?
HUH? PRETTY CLEVER, YOU DIDN'T KNOW I
WAS SO CLEVER, DID YOU, HUH? >> YOU GOT A LOT ON YOUR MIND.
SHOW ME BOTHERED BY JILL STEIN -- NUMBER ONE ANSWER!
HILLARY GETTING THAT HOLLYWOOD MONEY.
WE'RE GOING TO GO TO COMMERCIAL. DURING WHICH TIME I STARE AT MY
SHOES AND I DON'T TALK TO NOBODY.
WE'LL SEE YA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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