>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME
KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ I'M A SOUL MAN ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: HEY!
NICE TO HAVE YOU ON, MAN.
YOU JUST MISSED IT, WE HAD
ANOTHER BLACK GUY ON SATELLITE
FEED.
HAD A GOOD TIME AT THE
CONVENTION.
>> SEEMED LIKE THE AUDIENCE WAS
CONCERNED FOR HIM AT THE END
THERE.
>> Stephen: WELL, YOU KNOW,
THINGS BEING WHAT THEY ARE.
>> THINGS BEING WHAT THEY ARE.
>> Stephen: I'M GOING TO TALK
ABOUT THE MOVIE IN A SECOND
BECAUSE I'M INTERESTED IN IMPROV
AND YOU AND RIBOTH OUT OF
CHICAGO.
>> SECOND CITY OF IMPROV
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: AND BEFORE WE DO
THAT.
DO YOU ACTUALLY FOLLOW POLITICS
OR THE CONVENTIONS?
>> I'M TRYING TO WATCH AS MUCH
OF THE CONVENTIONS AS I CAN
BECAUSE I WAS PROMISED
EXCITEMENT.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY, BLOOD
SPORT.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF TRUMP AS WITHIN IMPROVISER?
PEOPLE GET DISAPPOINTED WHEN
HE'S ON SCRIPT AND THEY LOVE IT
WHEN HE FLIES OFF THE CUFF.
>> I THINK HE'S A VERY GOOD
STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
IMPROVISER.
HE DOESN'T FOLLOW ALL THE IMPROV
RULES BUT THE OTHER DAY HE WAS
IN A PLACE WHERE HE WAS SPEAKING
SOMEWHERE ELSE IN OHIO AND SAID
WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, THAT AND
THE OTHER THING AND, WHO SEES
THE MOSQUITO?
YOU GUYS SEE THIS MOSQUITO?
LOOK AT THE MOSQUITO.
THE MOSQUITO'S GOING HIGH.
GET OUT OF HERE, MOSQUITO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU,
MOSQUITO, WHERE'S THE MONEY?
>> Stephen: DID HE SAY WHERE'S
THE MONEY?
>> WHERE'S THE SKIT O'S MONEY?
IS HE GOING TO SUPPORT THE
CAMPAIGN, BUT HE WENT SAYING
MOSQUITO ALL THE TIME AND THEN
WENT OFF THE RAIL, THE MOSQUITO
IS ON THE WALL, THE CEILING, THE
CEILING IS HIGH, IT'S A WALL,
NOT AS HIGH AS MY WALL WILL BE.
>> Stephen: FLYS FROM ONE
THING TO ANOTHER.
>> THE MIND IS FREE, IT'S
NIMBLE.
>> Stephen: MIND IS FREE IS A
KINDER WAY OF SAYING UNHINGED.
>> UNFETTERED MIND.
>> Stephen: UNFETTERED.
IF HE DOESN'T GOVERN THE WAY HE
SPEAKS -- I WONDER THE WAY HE
WOULD GOVERN IF HE BECAME
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
BECAUSE IT'S POSSIBLE.
>> I IMAGINE HE WILL SPEND EVERY
SING DAILY GOING, WHERE'S MY
SCEPTER?
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY SCEPTER YET!
>> Stephen: IT'S GOLD.
IT'S GOLD, IT SHOULD BE NEAR
THE THRONE.
THIS IS JUST A REGULAR CHAIR.
>> Stephen: DO YOU GET THE
SENSE WHEN HE CALLS INTO
TELEVISION SHOWS AND THERE'S A
PHOTO UP THERE, THAT HE'S ON THE
TOILET?
I'M ON THE THRONE RIGHT NOW.
>> I'M ON THE THRONE RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE GONNA WIN BIG, HUGE,
GIGANTIC -- AND THEN.
>> Stephen: FLUSH!
YEAH.
(LAUGHTER)
>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT
HILLARY?
ANY THOUGHTS?
>> HILLARY'S GOING TO BE FINE.
I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE BOILER
PLATE AS FAR AS THE CONVENTION.
THE DEBATES ARE WHAT I CAN'T
WAIT FOR.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: OH, THAT WILL BE
FANTASTIC.
>> BECAUSE HILLARY TRIES TO HIDE
IT BUT SOMETIMES HILLARY DOES
GREAT EYE ROLLS, SOMETIMES IF
YOU WATCH.
GOOD OLD FASHIONED STEVE HARVEY
FAMILY FEUD EYE ROLLS.
SOMEBODY GIVES THEM A NAME AND
HE SAYS, SOMETHING YOU DON'T
FIND IN THE CUPBOARD!
AND SOMEBODY GOES, ELEPHANT!
AND HE JUST GOES --
(LAUGHTER)
LIKE HILLARY, I CAN'T WAIT FOR
THAT.
I'M GONNA LIVE ON A CLOUD -- AND
THEN HILLARY IS --
(LAUGHTER)
>> Stephen: YOU SHOULD ADVISE
HER!
>> I JUST WANT TO TURN AND SAY,
I'M ONLY 30 POINTS AHEAD?!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)