[bell ringing]
Oh, I couldn't have thrown the stink bomb.
I have a super-sensitive nose. Stinky stuff makes me puke.
Sounds suspicious to me.
Hmm. I have an idea.
Boy! My piggies sure do itch!
I tell ya, plowin' the onion field
with my feetsies got 'em all ripe!
Oh, gracious me!
What will I do with all this tuna fish
I left in the sun?
[vomiting]
Huh, I guess Chad wasn't lying about his sensitive nose.
One suspect down, two to go.
I was in the gym bathroom when the stink bomb went off.
Mr. Bolhofner was showing us how to wrestle a bobcat.
It shredded my suit!
Pfft, anything could've done that.
[Principal Ramirez] Attention, students:
Don't forget today's pep rally!
Oh, and there's a bobcat on the loose.
Don't just stand there, Bolhofner. Go get it!
[roaring, gasping]
Guys, you know what this means?
Yeah, he's definitely not getting his deposit back.
No, it means two suspects are cleared.
We know who the culprit is!
[screaming]
Confess, Boy Jordan, ya snake!
You rented a white suit
so you could throw the stink bomb
at the dance and pin it all on Rusty!
Um, what are you talking about?
I didn't really suit for the dance.
Andrew and I went in cat onesies.
[everyone] Awe.
Rusty's dad must have written it down wrong.
Maybe it was another 'J' name. James? Jason? Jackson?
Or maybe it wasn't even a 'J' name,
which means it could be anybody!
I hate to say it, but we failed.
I'm really sorry
we couldn't clear your name, Rusty.
Thanks for trying, guys. I'll just stay in disguise
until the end of middle school.
Hopefully, I'll get used to these heels.
[groaning]
Three, two. [Mouths] One.
Today's top news story:
Turns out Liam's baby boy calf is actually a girl.
When pressed about the error, Liam's Mee-Maw said,
"My bad, y'all. It's hard to tell."
You guys! I know who framed Rusty!
Principal Ramirez, meet us at the lockers immediately!
News team, follow me!
This better be good.
We had just cornered Bolhofner's bobcat.
Can you keep it down? I'm giving a pop quiz.
Hey, what's going on?
I know who the actual stink bomb culprit is!
Girl Jordan!
Of course! There are two Jordans!
" [scoffs] That's absurd! I didn't do it!
Oh, no? Then open your locker.
Fine.
[gasping]
I am as shocked as you are! Who put this in my locker?!
That's what you should be investigating right now!
[sighing] Okay. It was me.
I framed Rusty.
[gasping]
But why, Girl Jordan? Why'd you do the Rustman wrong?
Because, I was mad at you.
Rusty and I were home ec partners.
It was our final project: Sponge Cake.
It was flawless, until...
Check out the Rustman's newest moves!
[grunting]
[gasping] Nooo.
It was the first F I ever got. I knew I had to get him back.
[growling] I rented
the same style white suit
Rusty wears to every school event.
I found a red clown wig. I even studied his voice.
And they were like,
"No way you could eat that entire hoagie, dawwwwg!"
[laughing]
"Dawwwwg."
That's when I knew I was ready.
[laughing, screaming]
I'm really sorry. I went way too far.
Aw, I'm sorry about the cake.
You can go ahead and suspend me, Principal Ramirez.
Do you have to suspend Girl Jordan?
Can't we just call it even?
Okay, I won't suspend her, if you do me one favor
and keep teaching.
It's just so hard to find good subs these days.
[gasping] You got it!
All right, everybody.
Back to class, or it's a week's detention!
Whoa.