possession ah okay there's a box which i think is at the side of your desk can you
see it yeah got it would you read the card first yep then bring out the possession
uh these are my favorite boxer shorts despite the fact they've seen better days we have such
a strong bond i still wear them all right okay am i gonna get this position let's see
all right so you've got to show the back bit that's that's file what's that
and that's the backbone do you still wear those josh as pants or are they yeah i don't wear them
as a hat josh how many pants do you have how many pairs like roughly would you say uh 10 to
12. these get used once a fortnight you've done the maths um two days where you don't wear pants
is tonight one of those days
i don't know if you wear boxers i think you might be a
briefs guy briefs is that what they're called you're young you're quite trendy the
hair's forwards which to me says you're quite trendy don't listen to her matt
josh if i was your girlfriend i would want to dust with those i wouldn't want to see them on you can
i ask you something how long have you had them for um i would have probably got them uh when i was
about 18 so that was 12 years explain the bond you have with these pants why it's not it's nothing
they haven't got any specific memory but i just don't like wasted really
and they're still perfectly usable no they're not
the frightening thing is if they're not josh's pants yeah whose pants aren't
well josh would you help us out here by perhaps just slipping into them so we could get an idea
of the thing yeah i would get them on get them on this is what women chant at me in bed
josh maybe around here somewhere will be nice here that's going to be a good spot
yeah i mean obviously i'll take my shoes off you see look he doesn't seem oh the mapping of them
it's not like you get familiar with pants and it becomes the same
he's not at ease this is genuinely one of the lowest moments of my life
just so you know i had a penny for every time someone said that on this show
so oh my god i suppose all you can do now is pray that it's edited sympathetically
which in all honesty is unlikely
josh mueller that waistband is a good two inches too what do you see
if you feel the elastic now come on you don't have to touch anything you don't want to
if you feel the elastic then it's kind of gone a bit right i'm gonna do something slightly sinister
i've been dreaming of this since late lunch
come closer come closer yeah there's a whole finger that's not a finger
all right just take your shoes and please go back to your seat
i feel like i've been thrown out of a pod take your shoes and go
david it's time to gather your thoughts and ask yourself whether or not josh is telling the truth
i i think uh mel yes mother you're strongly of the opinion that those are not josh's pants he
did not seem at ease when he was touching he's intimidated by the power he was intimidated
yeah he was i agree with you that there's a stylistic clash
between josh and those pants i'm not buying it there's no anecdote there's no
i kept these when someone said yeah if it's going to keep a pair of pants that
long you've got to be through some some good times yeah and by the looks of it some bad times
so what are you thinking then well i think we think it's a lie
all of you all agree okay josh the pants can i just say either way i am going to give them
to mel so she can dust with them from now on well that's lovely that's heartwarming is it the truth
or were you telling a lie i am ashamed to say it's the truth
you