NOW, MILO I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.
YOU RECENTLY RECEIVED AN AWARD.
YOU RECEIVED THE HAYE HASTY PUDD AWARD AT HARVARD.
>> IT IS THE OLDEST THEATRICAL SOCIETY, THE THIRD OLDEST IN THE
WORLD.
THEY ALSO HAVE MAN OF THE YEAR.
PAUL NEWMAN WAS MAN OF THE YEAR, TOM CRUISE, A BUNCH OF GREAT
ACTORS, BRYCE DELLMAN WAS WOMAN OF THE YEAR, THEY INDUCT YOU
INTO THE SOCIETY, THEY ROAST YOU, KIND OF AWESOME, HUMBLING
AND THEN THEY PUT YOU THROUGH A COUPLE OF DIFFERENT TASKS TO GET
INTO THE HASTY PUDDING THEATRICAL SOCIETY.
I HAD TO DO A LAP DANCE BECAUSE APPARENTLY I WAS NAMED SEXIEST
SOMETHING WAY BACK WITH WHEN, AND A STUDENT CAME UP, AND SAID
NO, HE'S NOT SEXIEST AND I HAD TO PROVE IT BY DOING A LAN
TODAY'S.
>> WE WILL ALWAYS DO THAT.
>> James: WHAT DOES MILO VENTIMIGLIA LOOK LIKE?
>> I'M SURE YOU HAVE VIDEO.
>> James: I DON'T HAVE ANY, I DON'T HAVE ANY, I HAVE NO VIDEO!
HA HA HA HA HA!
OH NO!
HA HA HA HA ♪ ♪ ♪ >> YEAH!
OH MY, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE --
>> THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH.
>> James: WELL, THAT'S ME NOW, THAT'S ME FOR WEEK.
THAT'S ME FOR WEEK.
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY, I ALMOST CRAPPED ALL AROUND YOU.
>> James: I'M IN A WHOLE 'NOTHER ZONE.
THIS IS US, THAT WAS YOU AND THAT WAS ME!
REGGIE DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FORFULLY OF OUR GUESTS THIS
EVENING?
>> Reggie: I DO, TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO ALL FOUR OF OUR
GUESTS.
KATE, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING VOICES TO
LISTEN TO.
>> OH THANKS!
>> Reggie: SECONDLY, MILO, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR
CONTRIBUTIONS TO ALL OF OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY BACK OVER AT
ISWIPSE.
SO HERE IS TTHE QUESTION, IF YOU WERE A PARAKEETE AND YOU WERE
ASSIGNED THE TASK OF ORGANIZING A SYSTEM OF COMPLICATED FILES,
WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS, OR WOULD YOU
SIMPLY PRETEND THAT YOU DID BUT USE YOUR WINGS WITHOUT THE
GRIPPING POWER, AND END UP DESTROYING MOST OF THE FILES?
>>ITE B>> I'D BEAK IT.
I'D GO AND BEAK FIRST.
YOU?
>> CLAWS.
USE YOUR WINGS TO FLY AND LIKE PICK THINGS UP WITH YOUR CLAWS.
YOUR FEET, YOUR FEET.
OH YEAH.
>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
(LAUGHTER) >> Reggie: YES, JUST ASKING
FOR A PA PARRAKEETE FRIEND.
THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION AND YOU BOTH GOT IT RIGHT.