So...
Just so we're clear and so l can hone in on your central thesis of the night,
wade through all the bullshit,
you're telling me that you think you have the right
to iust fuck anyone, anywhere, anytime?
Yes. There it is. That's right. That's what you're saying?
Not so eloquently as you just put it, sweetheart.
But ultimately, yes, that is...
Oh, no! Not the shirt!
Take my eyes, but not the shirt.
Yeah, that's pretty much what l believe, Sarah.
When you're done making iokes, are you gonna get a napkin?
Do you know what?
l think l've improved it, actually, against all odds.
l think l deserve a design award.
Please get some seltzer water.
Garcon, could we get some...
l saw it from farther away.
Okay. Just lean back for a second.
No, it's all right. It's not there. Let me...
You're very diligent. l appreciate it.
Let go of the glass now. You're gonna have to walk away.
Bless you. There you are.
Oh, me, oh, my.
oh, good. Call the doctor.
l love Hawaii.
RACHEL: Is it good?
Yeah, it's nice, but l think for like a week tops.
Any more than that, l know l'd go crazy,
because l think that Hawaii is a place to escape
for people who can't deal with the real world.
Yeah, you know, there's so few personal shoppers and pet therapists.
Gosh, it's such a hard life.
l like living here.
Anyone need any more vino?
l think we're good.
l've a question for you real quick, Mr. S.
l was actually meaning to ask you, what did you exactly think of my demo?
Did you get it? Did you get it?
Oh, no. l was gonna listen to that,
but then l iust carried on living my life.
Not at all?
No, l didn't, because, you know, l go on my instincts,
and they weren't good.
You know what, dude? Fuck you, okay? You can go fuck yourself.
l can't yell right now because l'll get fired.
My boss will hear me,
and then l won't be able to pay off my student loans.
But you know what? You're an asshole. l fucking hate you.
l bought all your records.
This whole fucking time, l've been trying to get you to come hang out with me.
l'm gonna have people fuck with your food
the rest of your trip, you fucking dick!
l like him. That was quite moving.