Roberto, you're all bones and skin.
Eat! Eat!
Oh, I wish you could smell Abuela's famous tamales.
No. Roberto, there are only enough tamales for dinner.
[screaming]
Abuela doesn't need guards.
She's her own one-woman feast force.
Whoa!
It's like eating pure joy.
I totally want one.
Here, try my turkey skin-infused stuffing. You're gonna love it.
But first, try my tamales. I added an extra kick.
Ha-ha, an extra kick, that's cute.
They don't want heat, they want sweet. Here, kids.
Taste my marshmallow-covered potatoes.
They're clearly craving my homemade shredded turkey mole.
[growling]
Roberto! I didn't know you were home.
- Do I smell... - My buñelos? Why, yes.
They're my all-time favorite!
They are? Ha, I didn't remember.
Please, have one.
Wait, didn't you tell me before that I wasn't allowed to taste anything?
Nonsense. I never said that.
It's been five long years since I've had the chance
to cook a Thanksgiving meal for you.
[crying]
You can have whatever you want.
- Here, have some more. - You made pozole too?
- Another one of my faves! - Shh, shh, keep eating.
What would you like for breakfast, mija?
Huevos rancheros, please.
Ooh, I'll have that too please!
Whoops, I guess you didn't see me there, big guy.
No, no, I did.
Huevos rancheros, just like you asked. And to be sure you don't go hungry,
chorizo, hash browns y un pancake.
Hey, wanna see something cool?
Ooh, let me try!
You'll get there, buddy.
But first, you clean my wall, buddy.
Your flauta samples are going fast.
- Mm! - Good, right?
Better than the samples at the Bye-Bye Store.
- Actually, I think it's called-- - Eat! Eat!
Ooh!
Torta Fridays, best day of the week.
This looks delicious. I'm starving, and everything is sore.
What you put in your body the night before a big test is crucial.
Studies show that cutting out meat...
[gasping]
- Dairy... - Not the cheese!
And starches can radically improve your test scores.
[growling]
- Aw... - Whoopsie!
Ha-ha, forgot the beans. Definitely can't have those.
Huh?
Eh, hey!
You lost your torta privileges, mister!
Time for breakfast! Early bird gets the chilaquiles!
Chilaquiles?
- Andale, eat, eat! - Morning, Abuela.
If he makes the field goal, Carly Casagrande will go down
the most daring, most talented, most handsome--
Any day now, Carl.
Football player in history!
Huh?
Goal!
My chilaquiles are for eating.
Mis niños! I missed you so much!
Are you OK? Was it terrible?
Did you have an awful time? You must be starving.
Look at you. Come with me. Eat! Eat!
Actually, we had the best time.
What?
- The cake! - I've got it!
Are you ready to nail this dance?
Mija.
Hey Abuela, what's going on?
I just whipped up some queso fundido for you and your bestie.
Eat! Eat!
Aw thanks, that sounds delicious, but we're still pretty full
from the taquitos you made for us 20 minutes ago.
Of course, what am I thinking? I'll go make dessert.
Huevos con chorizo para mis bebes. Pretty great week, huh?
I wasn't sure if you wanted breakfast or lunch, so I made both.
- I can eat both. - Bien toro, mi hijito!
Gotcha, Lincoln! Let's go!
Time to walk the plank!
OK, I respect the laws of the sea. But can I eat first?
Sure. I'm a pirate, but I'm fair.