- These are Ball Python eggs that are ready to hatch.
(gun explodes) but today,
we're doing it a little different.
(saw whirs)
I'm just kidding guys.
We are actually gonna use scissors
and these are inversion goggles
which I think we're gonna need here in a minute.
But weirdly enough, these aren't my snake eggs today.
These are actually these guys' snake eggs.
- So excited!
- [Brian] It was a Queen Bee, which is a Pastel, a Lesser
and a Spider bred to either a normal or an Enchi.
So, are you guys excited to see what's gonna hatch?
- Yeah, we've been waiting a long time.
- I hope it's the Enchi that's for that.
- But you guys shouldn't be quite as excited.
You not only have to guess what each egg is
but there's a consequence if you guess wrong.
- [Voiceover] No!
- [Brian] All right.
As I'm preparing to cut this egg, what is your guess?
- Enchi Queen Bee off the rip.
- Whoa! All gene.
Mike?
- Pastel Spider. - AKA Bumble Bee.
- Gonna go normal Enchi.
- A normal Enchi.
Okay. Let's see what this one has.
- [Mike] You gotta hype your eggs up.
- Yeah. What are doing? - Yeah, I know.
- [Brain] Here we go.
What do we have? Oh, I cut his head off!
- Uh oh. - Just kidding.
Just kidding. Oh, my God! - It's an Enchi!
- Guess what?
It is actually a Bumble Bee Enchi.
(group cheers) So we know
that the Enchi is actually the dad
of at least one of the eggs. - Yes!
So we definitely have a Pastel, a Spider and an Enchi.
- I was so close. - You were so close.
- I was super close.
- [Brian] All three of you guys had components
that were right but unfortunately you lost.
So, remember those inversion goggles
where when you put 'em on, you see upside down,
put on these glasses
and take out the Burmese Python, Jeffrey.
- There's only one pair.
How am I gonna do? - No, not like that.
Not one at a time.
- Ah!
Whoa. Is this saw somewhere around here?
- No. - No.
- I can see his eyes in there.
- Watch out, Maria. - Keep going.
- Whoa! How do my hands come from up there?
What the fudge?
I'm used to doing it with my eyes closed.
Something in my nose.
Whoa, what's that?
What's that?
Oh, whoa, that was weird!
I see my, what the hell?
I see my body over there.
I'm standing over there.
What the?
And I see my own pee pee.
- They're not x-ray goggles.
- [Woman] There you go.
- [Noah] Do not.
- [Woman] You got it.
- Why is he moving his head like he's all loopy?
- [Noah] I'm starting to figure it out.
- Are you? - Yeah.
I have two sets of feet.
(Mike chuckles)
- [Mike] What's in these goggles?
- I see the back off Mike's head.
- What? Earlobe.
(Noah chuckling) - Good job, Noah.
Mike, it's your turn. - Oh, boy.
- Watch, she's a big chill coming.
Course this is just a pet Albino Ball Python.
So it's a normal-looking Ball Python
that's carrying the gene for albinism.
It's bred to an albino.
So half the baby's on average will be albino.
You've got two, four, six beautiful eggs.
- Oh, good luck.
- Now all you have to do is take out Night Fury.
- [Voiceover] Oh, hell no!
- Night Fury? - What?
- All right.
(Mike laughs)
I can't wait to see how he unlocks the cage, actually.
- Yeah, wait.
I need somebody to get keys for me.
I feel like this a POV zombie mission, you know?
- Yeah. Cause there's all those POV zombie missions
out there, Mike.
- [Brian] That's what you're watching?
(group laughs) - Shut up, guys.
Nova. All this is so confusing.
That means this is Night Fury.
(men laugh)
I can't find the hole.
(group laughs)
- That's what she said.
- It's never been your strong suit.
(Mike chuckles)
- This is so sketchy.
He's already fuckin-
- [Noah] You haven't even touched him.
- [Mike] Come here, Night Fury.
Oh, I know you're all wet. (group chuckles)
Does this count?
- Good job, guys.
Onto the next egg. - Nice
- [Brian] Egg number two.
What do you got, Noah?
- Normal Ball Python.
- Ooh, okay.
- If it was normal, would it be half of something?
- No.
- Pastel Spider.
- Bumble Bee. - It's a Bumble Bee.
- I'm gonna do Pastel Enchi this time.
- Pastel Enchi, all right.
- Come on, baby. - Pastel Enchi.
- [Noah] Give it to me.
Nope.
Oh! - Oo, it's a Queen Bee!
- Oo! - Queen Bee.
- [Brian] This is a Queen Bee Enchi!
- Oh! - This is the all-gene animal
right there.
- This is a Pastel, it's a Spider, it's an Enchi
and it is a Lesser.
All gene baby, way to go!
The good news is that, that was a beautiful animal.
Well, bad news is you guys got a consequence.
(group vocalizes) - Dang it!
Why didn't you cut that one first? (Mike laughs)
- The first one that can run around the Reptarium
and actually get the fastest time naming five animals
from Australia wins an ice cream.
(dramatic jungle music)
- Jimmy Bob.
Irwin.
- Jimmy Bob.
- Black-headed python. - Black-headed python.
(Noah shrieks)
- Australian Side Neck.
(dramatic jungle music continues)
Potato!
Potato.
Gene Woma Python!
I said five and you didn't run around all the way.
- All right, Noah wins.
On to egg number three. - What?
- Are you contesting the win?
- Yeah! - Why?
What'd you do?
- Because I ran around the whole thing.
- I did too.
- But you didn't name the five-
- I did.
Jimmy Bob, Flaming Hot, Irwin, Black-headed python.
- Where's you fifth one? - Then I ran around
and I said, "Gene."
- No you didn't. - You did not say, "Gene."
- You did not say "Gene." You did not.
(record scratches) - I thought I did.
(group laugh)
Shouldn't have ran.
- [Brian] Pretty cool clutch here.
This is just a big Black Pastel female,
which of course is a dark mutation.
And it doesn't get much darker than this.
This is actually a SUMO, which is a super mahogany pet py.
So let's go ahead and see how many Mama has.
Looks like a big clutch of eggs right there.
Whoa, doggy, I tell you what.
That is what I like to see
when I'm pulling clutches of eggs.
There's no doubt about that.
There's two, four, six, eight, 10, 11, gorgeous eggs.
Egg number three, what's your guess?
- I'm just going Enchi now. (Brian chuckles)
- I'm just going Queen Bee. - Queen Bee.
- I'm gonna say Lesser Spider. - Lesser spider.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and just say Queen Bee.
- How'd she get a Lesser?
- [Brian] It's in Queen Bee.
- That's what I want. - Can't change now.
What did you say again?
Lesser- - No, you just said Enchi.
(Mike laughs)
- [Mike] So if you lose this one,
can you take my spot from running?
I don't wanna do it.
- [Noah] Really normal looking.
- [Brian] It is a Pastel.
Just looks like a Pastel, guys.
- [Woman] Pastel. Guess what? You guys lose.
And your consequence because Noah won his ice cream.
Noah has to get on Mike's shoulders and go buy an ice cream.
- Yes. - Wait, I lose twice?
Why's everybody getting on my shoulders lately.
- Oh. Oo.
Oh, okay.
- I feel something crushing.
- Whoa! (Mike chuckles)
I'll get the button.
You have to be the legs, I'm the torso.
Bum, bum, bum.
Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream.
Ice cream, ice cream.
♪ I believe I can fly ♪
Excuse me, ladies.
I don't know if I can.
- You never do.
- Gordon, ice cream time.
- There's no way we'll do it.
- Just squat a little.
I'll counterbalance you.
Oh! - Jesus!
- Oh Mike, we might need to buy him a knee replacement.
Häagen-Dazs.
What do you want?
You don't like that.
- Whichever one, I don't- - I know you like this one.
Oh, nice.
Okay. I don't know how you're gonna get up.
(Mike farts)
Here, Mike. (group laughs)
A little energizer.
(upbeat music)
Want another bite?
- Ah!
Watch your head.
- Hey, Beth. - Morning.
Is there's something on my shoulders?
- I don't see it.
- All right, see you later.
(Noah groans) Mike, you hit the wall
- [Brian] Egg number four, what's your guess, Noah?
- Oh, man. I forgot how to do this.
Queen Bee Enchi, again. - That's a good one.
- I'm gonna go Lesser.
- Lesser.
- I'm gonna say Pastel Lesser.
- Dude, you have a spider on you.
- What? - Is it?
- Oh, get it, get it.
- No! (Noah shrieks)
- [Brian] Here we go.
That's light. Ooh!
- Queen Bee! - It's a Queen Bee.
- Enchi! - Oh, my God!
- [Brian] It does look like maybe a Queen Bee Enchi.
It's either a Queen Bee or Queen Bee Enchi
- What is this?
What is going on? - Definitely.
- [Noah] Can you tell from the head?
I need to be right!
- [Brian] Cause see how reduced the pattern is here
and how much pattern is here.
Looks like this is just a Queen Bee.
Did anyone say Queen Bee?
- Yeah. - Yeah, I did.
- I don't know. - Yeah.
- Did you really? - I think so.
- Yeah. I'm gonna go Lesser.
(group laugh)
- All right, next consequence.
Each of you guys have to take Brillo out.
Let Brillo actually grab your arm
for 30 seconds and hope that he doesn't hump you.
(men laugh)
- This isn't even legal.
I'm going to jail for that.
You can't just let an animal sexualize you.
(Mike yells) How long that thing is.
Oh, my God, he's got you with his-
- All right, that's gotta be 30 seconds, right?
- No, you still got 20 seconds.
(Mike shrieks)
10 seconds, 10 seconds.
10 seconds, oh my goodness, his wiener's on your budgie.
10 seconds.
- [Mike] It's gotta be way longer than 30 seconds.
- No, no. - That's huge.
- Another Ball Python clutch.
This is actually a Pewter Bee Ball Python,
which is a Cinnamon Pastel, Pastel
and a Spider Ball Python
that bred to a Barney Ball
which is the super Chocolate Pinstripe Banana
which is always awesome.
We'll get these eggs out here.
Should be some really interesting combos.
Most of those dark morphs mixing together.
The Chocolate, the Cinnamon Pastel.
We've got two, four, six wonderful eggs.
- [Noah] Oh goodness!
Oh golly! (Noah shrieks)
His arms are getting hairy.
It's like an old man. (Noah shrieks)
He had it between my knuckles.
No! (Mike farts)
Calm down. (Mike laughs)
- I saw it go right between your knuckle.
He's in a time pod. - Get outta there.
- Fifth egg, what's your guess?
- Enchi Queen Bee again.
- Going all in, he's going all in.
- Pastel Lesser. - Pastel Lesser.
- Pastel Enchi.
- I'm gonna try Lesser Spider.
- I was gonna go Pastel Spider.
- Lots of different options here, guys.
Come on, baby.
Come on.
It's light.
- Not the- - It's a Queen Bee!
- [Brian] It is just a Queen Bee.
- Another one.
Oh, my God. - Another Queen Bee.
So, a Pastel, a Lesser and a Spider.
You guys guessed so many things
and everyone lost.
Next consequence.
- I'm sick
of doing consequences. - This is crazy.
- I'm convinced that this one has darker pattern
than this one.
- It does a little bit. - But it's the same.
- Polymorphism.
Well, why don't you just give me a consequence?
- Stop shading it.
- Whichever one of you guys can do a handstand longer wins.
(group chuckles) - That's baloney!
- Six, eight, two, 60. (Noah laughs)
(men groan) - All right, you're going up.
You ready? - Wait, wait, wait.
- [Brian] They've got a long way to go
because you guys- (Noah shrieks)
- [Noah] I'm totally gonna fall!
- Stand up, quick! - I'm totally gonna fall!
(Noah shriek)
- [Brian] You gotta get all the way up.
- [Mike] Let go. (group laughs)
- You guys comment down below.
I can't even pick a winner in this one.
Let me know what you guys think.
While you're down there, smash that like button,
don't forget to subscribe.
- We got one more egg.
- Yeah, I know. I wasn't done.
- Oh. - That was just like-
- Oh, that sounded like an outro.
- The last egg.
What you got, Noah?
- Queen Bee Enchi.
- Normal.
- Normal. - Wow!
- If this is a normal, I'll be so upset.
- Lesser Pastel. - Oh!
- Lesser Pastel.
- I want another Pastel Enchi.
- Pastel Enchi.
- Then I'm gonna go with the all gene animal this time.
- Yes! - Alyssa?
- Maybe just a Spider.
- I didn't let you guys look at the egg
because take a look at that.
- [Noah] That's not a Queen Bee Enchi.
Pastel.
- Oh! - Oh, it is just a Pastel.
- Enchi. - It might be a Pastel Enchi.
Did somebody say Pastel Enchi?
- I did. - Maybe.
- Chris did. - No, Chris did.
- It might be a Pastel Enchi 'cuz it is pretty clean.
If I could see its head I'd know,
but I can't see it.
- [Noah] Let's just dig around in there.
- Pull it out. - So,
I think it is a Pastel Enchi,
which means Chris wins (group cheers)
which means Chris gets the opportunity to pick
the last consequence for Noah and Mike.
- What?
- All right, Chris, so what's the deal?
What's the consequence?
- Heads in the fish spa.
- You son of a gun. - No!
- [Mike] What does this consequence have to do
with the Sawzall? (Brian yells)
- Go!
(cheerful music)
- [Cameraman] When do you wanna start filming this?
- [Brian] Okay guys, you can take your heads out.
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Remember.
- [Woman] Ew.
- [Cameraman] You're letting it run
down your mouth into your tongue.
- I hope I have my tetanus shot.