Chuck. Come here.
Get in here close, close, close, close, close.
Too close. Back up a little bit.
Good. Good.
Are the liberals gone?
(laughter)
Quick test.
When they go low...
-Perfect. We're alone. -(laughter)
It's time for Just Between Us.
-♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause)
Just between us, gun rights are stronger than ever.
In fact, that same panel that's advocating
stronger background checks is also about to pass
a breakthrough pro-gun measure this week. Look at this.
In a major victory for gun rights advocates,
a House committee advanced the Republican
Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act.
Backed by the NRA, it would allow gun owners to carry
their concealed weapons across state lines with a permit.
Our rights should not end where a state line ends.
This is about the equal access
of your pro-choice right of self-defense.
(quietly): Yeah, suck it, snowflakes.
(laughter)
Pro-choice is our thing now.
Next we're coming for their electric cars.
We're gonna make them run on elephant blood.
Let's break this down.
What is gun reciprocity?
First off, don't worry.
I know "reciprocity" sounds like some YA novel
about high schoolers with awesome powers...
And that's because it is-- I wrote it.
But... the reciprocity I'm talking about is way cooler.
Gun reciprocity means that if you're allowed to carry a gun
in your state, you're allowed to do it in any other state.
And 12 states don't have any restrictions
beyond the minimum federal requirements.
Live in those states, it's awesome.
Any day could turn into a Die Hard movie.
(laughter)
Wyoming is, like, 85% Bruce Willisese.
(laughter)
This new bill is beautiful,
because it lowers the bar across the country,
so that every state has to abide
by the loosest concealed-carry laws.
Americans love lowering the bar.
It's so much easier to get over it that way.
Now, to get specific, let's look at the laws
of a state like Georgia.
Say you're a convicted domestic abuser who lives there.
You have a conceal-and-carry permit,
because Georgia allows you to, despite your abuse conviction.
Then you come to a liberal hellhole like New York
that doesn't allow domestic abusers to carry guns.
I know. Crazy. Under the reciprocity bill,
you'd still be allowed to carry that gun.
All right, I know what you're thinking:
Jordan, a domestic abuser is not a good guy with a gun.
Yes. Well, of course. In Georgia he's not.
But in New York, maybe he would be.
(laughter)
It's like Sinatra said,
"If you can make it here... with a gun,
you can make it anywhere... with a gun."
Reciprocity is like
if all the gunslingers in HBO's Westworld
started showing up in other shows with their guns.
America just put more "bang" in The Big Bang Theory.
And just between us, it gets even better,
because America is still gunny as (bleep).
And it's not just the adults.
TV REPORTER: Wisconsin's new law that allows hunters
of any age to carry a weapon
has already led to licenses being sold to infants.
Ten mentored hunting licenses
were sold over the last two weeks,
all to children under the age of one.
(audience exclaims)
The terrible twos just got real.
(cheers and applause)
It's... it is great that this passed in Wisconsin,
but you know what's even greater?
Wisconsin became the 35th state with no minimum hunting age.
They may not be able to stand their ground yet,
but they can definitely do "tummy time" on their ground.
Gun advocates are gun-racking up wins all over,
no matter what the libs are celebrating.
I mean, just look at our president:
you really think this guy will allow meaningful gun control?
I have a license to carry in New York.
Can you believe that? Nobody knows that.
(mimics gunshot)
(mimics gunshots) Yeah. Oh.
(mimics gunshot)
You can tell Trump's a pro.
Rule number one: whenever you shoot, look dope as hell.
Now, remember, this whole thing is just between us.
Don't let any of those pomegranate-juicing liberals
hear about reciprocity.
And especially, don't let them call this one number,
which will connect them to their representative,
so they can weigh-in on the National Carry Reciprocity Act.
-Shh, shh. Shh. -(cheers and applause)
It's happening this week. Shh, shh.
Oh, yeah, and definitely do not take a picture of this,
and definitely do not post it on social media.
Yeah. If they get their hands, on this,
these liberals are going to grab onto these dangerous opinions,
conceal and carry them,
and then whip them out when we least expect it.