how about this look don't make that face it'll freeze that way is that what happened to
you daddy? ooh burn 50 comebacks to stupid things
parents say these are for entertainment purposes only guys yeah if you actually
say these to your parents you'll get in a lot of trouble
hey I'm not running a hotel here that's good because the service is terrible did
you finish your homework yet no I was too busy doing the other 50 chores you
gave me savage all right where have you been hiding all day you've been hiding
from you daddy I don't want to tell you a second time well that's good
because I don't want to hear it a second time absolutely barbaric all right get
some sleep it's kind of hard to sleep with all this nagging going on go take
your bath you got potatoes growing behind your ears
you could hide a whole pumpkin under your nose daddy do you want some ice cuz
you got burned don't bathe forever you're gonna waste a lot of water well someone
has to water those potatoes don't they you kids have it so easy these days yes
everyone can agree that these are simpler happier times there's absolutely
no recovery from that hey who left the door open where you guys raised in a
barn ooh oh wait till you have kids of your own you'll see thanks for teaching
us what not to do roasted like a pig at a backyard barbecue my house my rules
it's always about you isn't it because I said so
thank you for that lesson in logic good sir you're gonna need a skin graft for
that burn you left on all these lights you guys are wasting electricity the
people at the electric company have kids to feed too you know huh you guys watch
too much YouTube says the guy who just binge watched all eight seasons of Full
House someone call the doctor because you just got burned why are you always
on that phone oh because the conversation around here is always just
so sparkling don't stare at that screen so long you can hurt your eyes you're
the only one who wears glasses around here you need some aloe vera for that
burn hey we're going out put on a coat or you'll freeze to death
it's probably warmer outside because you refuse to turn up the thermostat what's
this I hear about you getting a B on your report card that's the last time I
ever let you help me with my homework they should call giant Attila the Hun
because that was barbaric it's time for dinner and you guys better finish your
plate I mean there's starving kids in the world
how does me finishing my food help them hey don't make me come back there that
is literally the last thing we want you must have fallen asleep in the Sun cuz
you just got burned your mother worked hard on this meal so you better eat it
and like it I'll eat it but I don't have to like it did you remember to wash your
hands yes I remembered to - you're like a candle on a
hundred year old lady's birthday cake cuz you just got burned get some
exercise you kids are so lazy but you still haven't
assembled our bikes or the treadmill or the stair stepper you cannot dress like
that you look like a hobo wow I didn't think anyone used that word
since like the 1930s you must have picked up a waffle iron blindfolded
because you just got burned do you think money grows on trees
well if it did do you think I'd be asking you for money geez comb your hair
it looks like a rat's nest thank you for the lesson in body positivity daddy you
just got more burned than a dropped marshmallow - campfire hey keep it down
keep what down our levels of happiness what are you guys up to is too quiet
back here wait weren't you the same guy that just a minute ago told us to keep
it down hey is something burning oh wait it's you this place looks like a pigsty
well I guess that makes you the pig farmer alright alright let's have a
quiet contest that sounds good you go first looks like someone couldn't
find any shade today cuz you got burned I'm not here to be liked and you're
doing a great job at not being liked life's not fair yeah you remind us every
single day well this transactions over cuz you just
got owned things were a lot harder when I was a kid that's because it was the
Stone Age get it wait until you're in the real
world I knew there was something unreal about this place
you must have flown too close to the Sun cuz you got burned
grow up you're acting like a kid all right let's go you can't sleep all day
yeah because you keep waking us up ooh put some ointment on that burn I yell
because I care you can care a lot more quietly though didn't I tell you guys to
pick up this room we tried but it was too heavy
you must have stepped on a beehive cuz you just got stung I'll give you
something to cry about
hey don't give me that look oh well how about this look they should call you
firewood cuz you just got burned well if everyone else jumped off a bridge would
you daddy you literally told us that you once jumped off a bridge because
everyone else did I don't want to hear another peep
beep go outside get some fresh air I would but someone hasn't cut the lawn
yet Bazinga! wipe that smile off your
face hey you guys want to walk home we're already home we're not even in the
car why would you even say that hello Doctor this patient has no chance of
recovery oh I don't care if all the other kids are allowed well you should
societal norms are an important part of culture daddy hey watch it you'll poke
your eye out that's all you ever say where I injuries really that common in
your generation ouch you guys really need to eat more healthy foods the
cashier at happy burger knows you by name daddy hey you sound like a bunch of
wild animals says the guy who just binge watched all eight seasons ding it says
the guy who just binge watched all I keep wanting to say five well this
transaction about says the guy who just you just well this transactions over cuz
you just got owned wait aren't you the same guy who admit it
daddy you literally once told us that one time you jumped off a bridge a
bridge daddy you literally told us because
you just got more burns than a dropped marshmallow to burn you must have caught
fire clone eh
and for the record I'm really not that mean believe it or not your parents
actually are on your side remember this was just for a little fun don't actually
say these things to your parents do you have any ideas for comebacks
what kind of things do your parents say to you let us know in the comments hey
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kitty