- Ha!
Ha!
Hi-yah! (wood splintering)
- Hiya!
- Hi-yah!
- Hiya!
- Huh?
What did you say?
- Just saying "Hiya!"
Hiya!!
- Great, hi, yes, now, please, go away!
- But, you said hiya, first!
- I did not say "Hiya", I said, "Hi-Yah!"
This is my dojo, leave me alone.
- Dojos? I thought those birds went extinct!
(childish laughter)
- Ohhhh, (grumbles)
- Cool! Weapons!
I really like the size of your sais! (chuckles)
- Do not touch those!
Eyyyy, you have no idea who I am, do you?
No, I do "knot"! (laughter)
Get it?
Wood...
Knot...
- I am Root Lee, master of the ancient martial art, Carrate.
- No way!
Your name is actually Root?
- Yes, Root Lee
- So, would you say...
you are Root?
- Yes, I would say that.
I am Root.
(laughter)
- What?
Why you laugh?
I am!
I am Root!
(laughs hysterically)
- Listen, you do not want to get on my bad side, understand?
I am a fifth-degree black belt, meaning this root
will put you six feet underground.
- Wow! Okay!
Point taken! (giggles)
- Was that a carrot joke?
- Oh, I'm sorry, was that "root" of me? (chuckles)
- Errrr, (growls) Listen here, you better rethink
how you speak to me, got it?
Not only do I have a short fuse, but my body is registered
as a lethal weapon too.
- Meh. I prefer Lethal Weapon Four! (laughter)
- That's it!
Time to leave!
- I don't wanna!
- Well, I don't care!
- Well, I don't care you don't care.
- Well, you don't care, I don't care.
Who doesn't care, No one cares!
- Well, I got your sword!
- What the...!
Give that back!
- Only if you ask SLICE-ly! (giggles)
- Do you even understand what I could do to you?
Observe!
Hi-Yah!
Ha!
- Geez, dude, give those boards a break, would ya?
(chuckles)
- You've seen what I can do to boards,
next time, it will be to your face.
- Huh? My face is gonna be a wooden board?
- No.
What I am saying is...
- Are you saying my face is ugly?
'Cause I think it's just PINE! (laughter)
- I am saying I will break your face!
Like this, Hi-Yahhhh! (wood splinters)
- Hiya!
- For the last time, I am saying Hi-Yah.
- Hello to you, too!
Hiya, buddy!
- I am not saying hello!
- You just did!
- Grrrr!
- Also, are we really not gonna talk about that random duck
you punched earlier for no reason?
- No.
We are not going to talk about the duck!
- Wait, is that why the Dojo bird went extinct,
'cause you punched it?
- It's called the Dodo Bird, okay, and the only thing
we have to talk about is you leaving, right now!
- But, I wanna talk about the duck!
- Hmmm, let me think about that, no!
- Are you saying you're not down to talk about ducks?
(giggles)
- Enough!
This ends right now!
Time for my special move!
- You have a special move?
Oh, so do I!
I can touch my tongue to my eyeball, see?
- Good luck with that, because here's my special move!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
- Yahhhhhhhh
This is a really long hole!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Whoa, it's still going on!
- This is taking a really long time!
- It's a very special move, so special, in fact,
that you have never seen it, until now.
- Congrats!
It's really cool!
- If you have any last words, now is the time, Orange!
- Ummmm, DUCK!
- Really, dude?
I just told you we are not going to talk about the duck.
No more duck talk.
- No! Duck!
- Huh? Ahhhh!
(crashing sounds)
Ahhhhhh!
Swords, my only weakness.
- Whoa!
Talk about a Carrate Chop! (laughs)
Ohhhh.
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