Let's get funky here
Hey guys, it's the video that you've all been waiting for haha oh
Yeah
Alright, what's up, guys? It's Emma. You know - you know the drill um... How are you guys?
hope you're doing really good you guys have been requesting that I do a
fortnite video and
Originally, I was just like no like I'm not gonna do a fortnite video like yes
I play fortnite sometimes, and I like hashtag kill it *honk honk*
BUT I was like there's no way I'm ever gonna do a gaming video like who do you think I am? well here I am
*demonic laughter*
I don't know. I just thought it could be kind of fun to show off my skills
Maybe show you guys how you guys can improve your own gameplay
Take some tips from me. I'm pretty good, but *huh*
If you don't play fortnite, it's basically this game that's taking over everyone's lives.
It's not actually taking over my life that much because I'm just like so good that it doesn't really challenge me
So I'm like eh like whatever like it's like whatever. I'm not that hooked because it's like I'm not that good *booing* I know
too real
Looks like I'm waiting in line
whatever the fuck that means, like what does that mean? Like I have to wait three minutes until we can start playing?
What the fuck is that? Not happy about that. While we wait should we make a coffee? What do you think?Yep. I think yes.
Let's go we have three minutes to go make this coffee, let's make it spiffy people!
*heavy breathing*
*glasses clink
*ice rattles*
AAAAAAaaa
*awkwardly whips* *we like to party comes on*
Like i'm making a fortnite video today.
Did you guys expect me to dress up?????
if you did you came to the wrong channel?
swish swish
*makes coffee*
*jumping commences*
*'we like to party' comes on*
*screams* *makes other animal noises*
I'm glad the wait time was three minutes gave me time to make it coffee because when you're playing fortnight
you actually like need or when you're playing any games in general or editing or doing anything on your computer you have to have a
Nice drink to keep you refreshed because you're gonna be a little bit in
Distress in some way probably and so you're gonna need something to help you know calm your nerves did that make any sense?
I don't really care
And success
Glad that we did that together
Let's get right into this baby, and we keep the mom and I'm kind of excited
I mean like not really but like kind of all right guys squat up where we jump in
We're gonna start out with tilted towers. If you don't play fortnight, then you wouldn't know but tilted towers is intense tilted towers
It's crazy. It's a place that all the pros jump, and as you guys know
I'm a pro 3 so when we jump in a
Tilted towers look at all these fuckin people. I'm gonna die very quickly just kidding
I'm gonna die very slowly because I am a good at fortnite, so anyways actually should I not land here. You know, fuck it.
I'm not gonna land here actually wait. It's too late. Oh shit. Okay, okay, shit. Oh. Oh shit. Nope shit. Why am I so?
I'm good at this. I have a lot of coordination
I get very
Intimidated by tilted towers because it's the place where all the people land, so like I just am NOT ready for that right now
What's let's just we'll go back later
We'll go back later and for now we'll do someone just gonna chill in the surrounding areas cuz I just don't think I can deal
With that let's go inside of this little place. Let's see if there's anything in here for us anything
Okay, there's nothing in here good. Let's keep going then fuck that. Okay. What is this damage trap? I still to this day?
Don't really know what that does, but I'm still gonna pick it up. See what's in here
Oh, fuck yeah, some ammo so I can shoot up them bitches
Even though I don't even have a gun yet still need to find a gun for all you guys who play fortnite
You know everybody like experienced whatever you know that the first step to any good game is to find a gun you got to find
A gun cuz he can't kill anyone with the pickaxe you got going here, and oh shit. Yeah, buddy see what I see
Okay, now at least
I have a gun so I can kind of be prepared if somebody like comes and tries to gratata me
Oh, there's another gun didn't even almost see it. What the hell
Oh, shit, is that what I think it is oh no what I can't do this. Okay know what that what I think it is
Let me get in here. Yeah, I found a special treasure chest
Thinking I might just want to chill out here for a sec. Let's kind of just lay on the bed
We're just chilling in bed
I'm just gonna sit right here and wait for someone to come around that I can shoot
There are some people over there, but they're not very close pick pick. Oh shit
Mm-hmm kill them
Shit, no they kil- WHAT THE FUCK
UUUUUUUH Are you kidding?
I was doing so good like I literally was like you saw me. I was just shooting at it
We're playing again this run were gonna dominate all right were gonna dominate
I'm gonna stop. I don't want to go to tilted towers again. We had a bad experience. I'm thinking retail row. target acquired
Now its time to jump. jumping in three two one all right, and we're on our way. It's a success
I can't wait to just kill it
I don't know if I don't feel like a lot of people go to retail row or a lot of people like land here.
I see a gun spotted ding ding, pow is someone in here is someone fucking in here? What the fuck?. Well. No I'm Nick. I'm dying
I'm gonna die right now. I'm literally gonna die right now
I
Literally just died so fast. I was just like not ready like I wasn't ready and like I literally like I place 86
I'm better than this I swear like this is not normal. We're playing again. I'm sorry uh
I'm like annoyed and that guy was standing right there like I could have killed him. I just like I froze fuck
How was that let me know okay, honestly I need to strategize this game because I'm like sick of being I'm sick of dying
so quickly
Whoever's dancing needs to shut the fuck up looking on the map. Let's see where we gonna go. Should we go to Lonely Lodge?
Honestly, what a fat mood. You know what I mean or wailing woods. No one ever goes there
No, no, or should we gotta tilted. No no. Let's go to salty spings, SALTY SPRINGS
That's where we're going three two go. I don't see I see a little guy am I going to the right place
I don't really care anymore at this point. How do I already hear gunshots like I haven't even landed yet?
God damn it. Why do I have a feeling? I'm gonna die very quickly this run mmm. I get gun.
So I can defend myself against the enemies. oh shit. ammo no gun though, is that a- no.
There's not gonna be gun in here
This is only ammo, but like who even uses the Rockets no one not me anyways only stupid people
Smh, Oh is someone behind me someone down there. shit
Know what they can't know that shit I
Am so mad at this game!
This is just embarrassing now at first
It was like funny, and I was like not funny because it's like I'm literally like doing so bad honestly
This is karma for me gassing myself up earlier. I suck at fucking fortnite, okay
This is gonna be the one I need to strategize. I need to get better I need to prepare myself
What's up, squad? All right? You guys ready? Hey guys ready for a big game
All right, fuck you guys all right guys just about for tonight where we jump is not
Funny do you wanna fuck? I don't even care. I'm just gonna jump in a random time
We're jumping now, and we're just gonna go. I'm not even gonna strategize actually, maybe that's the way to win all right
I'm kind of thinking on this little house thing right here. Maybe are you guys feeling about that well land right here?
How you guys feeling about that don't even care cuz guess what's not up to you?
It's up to me cuz I am the fortnight Queen just kidding
I already decided that I got bad karma for talking myself up um, so we're not gonna do that alright?
I already found a gun off to a good start
Is it a good gun of course it isn't cuz that's not how my luck is we're just gonna camp out
We're just gonna camp out. Oh wait no
I can't camp out cuz as you can see I'm not inside of the circle
You got to get inside of the circle if there's that little line right there?
Then that means that you're not on thread of the circle and you gotta get inside the circle so
For all you guys who are uneducated. I'm teaching you a little something new about fortnight for all you uneducated hoes sometimes
I just like to swing while I'm running I mean it doesn't really help
It's just kind of fun kind of empowers me
You know she's probably like carrying around a gun just oh shit unnecessary did not need to do that
But it kind of felt good alright. We're inside the circle now good glad. We're here
Let's start cutting down some trees just for shits and giggles not gonna. Lie just for some shits just for some gigs
Why not this one too I?
Have a feeling I'm gonna die soon though under PewDiePie place for a night. Let me know down below does PewDiePie
I love pewdiepie honestly. I kind of wish I was him sometimes. Well. I mean I'm just gonna stop. I hear it
Oh there. It is we found a mystery box things
I don't know a buncha gifts in it that literally looks like a Thai pod
Do you know what time pods are over and not funny if you make jokes about Tide Pods still you're the worst?
Bye, we're just gonna chill in here and wait and see if I can shoot someone
I'm feeling kind of crazy like that anyone around. I'm trying to gratata these badges
I'm so sorry. There's literally no one around, but hey. We're doing better than last time look
How do you vote thirty-eight if I die right now?
I bought 38th place and that's a lot better than my past rankings so kind of proud of myself not gonna lie right now
But no one's around anyone around oh shit
Should I leave this area I mean like I've been sitting here for like a solid two minutes and like nothing's happening
We're just gonna run around and see what we can find
I might die soon like I just kind of have like an inkling cuz I'm kind of out in the open right now
Which is like stupid of me, but I like taking risks
I mean like I'm good enough where I can like take risks and like still lives that looks like a dope gun
Let's replace one of my old guns with it yeah that gun looks sick shit. There's a person. There's a person
What the fuck why is my game frozen shit?
So it's the next day as you guys know yesterday. I was not on my a-game. Simple as that not on my a-game
We're not always gonna have good days. I was getting completely destroyed every single time, and that's not like me it
Just felt weird so I went to bed and I woke up and now we're here again
And we're connect we're gonna try again. Um if I seem like I'm in kind of a bad mood
It's because I went to Whole Foods to pick up some almond milk for my mom and then when I got home
She was like that's the wrong almond milk, and I was like it's not that fucking sucks
So then I had to go back and then now here
We are and it was a drag alright where we jump in fam well yesterday. I was kind of goofing around
I'm like let's go to tilted towers then no do you want today we're gonna dominate
And we're not gonna lane until two towers because every time I've ever landed there. I've died within like the first 20 seconds
We're landing somewhere that we know that we can dominate. I'm thinking we're gonna go to
Salty springs, but so fucking glitchy like look how bad that looks let's see. Where are we going here? Am I thinking?
I want to go to this house. Oh shit. I hear a mystery box hear that sound mystery box. Let's find it
It's above me. Oh wait. Oh, it's a little pleasant ok wait. Where is it there it is there?
Is that mystery box just waiting there for me to just open it up?
You have a lot of goodies very proud to be here ok. I think we're good. I kind of don't know what to do
What should I do? I don't really know like what to do now?
I have some guns like should I just chill how risky do I want to be you know what I mean shit shit shit
Someone's coming someone's coming. I hear them. I literally hear you hear those steps where the fuck are they?
You guys heard those God down steps there anyone out there. I don't see anyone anywhere
I want to shoot someone hide what if I just get victory royale on this one?
What if I just win like what if I just like win this round cuz I'd be awesome
I love that. I don't hear anyone should I like run around that's so risky like I'll get killed
You know I'm in the circle as you can see I'm doing great
I'm honestly fine thriving right now not trying to flex, but like I mean I don't have that many guns
But like whatever. I just want to shoot someone and show off my shooting skills
I'm kind of scared like I don't know why I normally don't feel scared while I'm playing but like today
I kind of feel scared it's okay. I'm how you got this don't there's no need to be scared you're right Emma
You're fine, and you're chilling. Let's go in here
I need to get more guns and stuff because I need to be prepared just in case somebody grace to hoot me mettle great
That's not gonna. Help me. I feel like I'm in danger. Oh shit shit shit shit. I
Saw people over here. There's people over there. You see that see those peoples. They're building something. What are you building over there pussy?
Well, I don't really know what to do in this situation. I'm not gonna waste my ammo on them
You know what I mean. They don't deserve that shit. I need to get some shelter
I'm gonna go over here go quick Emma. Come on. Don't get shot at you stupid bitch. Sorry
I'm yelling at myself not at others. There's some ammo though. That's good. I need to hide. You know I can't be so crazy
I'm being so crazy right now. I need to be less crazy, and I need to be more conservative
Sorry, if you hear my text messages coming in I'm just really popular so and no they're not from my mom
Thanks for asking. Oh shit. Let's go in here. This could be good
I mean, that's a shitty ass gun and I would know cuz I know a lot about for tonight
Okay, bought it inside the circle. You know the drill guys don't ever you
Don't know they gotta be stealth gotta be stealth because gotta get inside the circle without getting murdered. You know what I mean
It's like it's not easy, and it's not gonna be easy
It's never been easy nobody ever said for tonight was easy except for me because it is easy
Definitely a little bit anxious not gonna lie a little bit anxious, but hey, it's just a game. It's just a game
I didn't why did I do that? Why did I do that?
I did not mean to do that that was just unnecessary completely like someone has their eyes on me
What if I want like okay? I know it's a little bit crazy
I know it's a little bit steep
But like what if I dip genuinely did like how fuckin wild would that be might just look around and chill in here
Holy shit. There are 17 people left. I'm kind of doing good
You guys know I wasn't really doing so good like in the beginning so top 17 like whatever I mean
I don't like 100 like oh shit. I see if you oh, they're over there. They're building a house
I'm not gonna shoot at him, but I just I'm glad I know that they're there you know what I mean. It's just good
It's just good to know I'm getting scared and I'm getting worried. I am so fucking scared. Holy shit
Why am I scared like? This is so stupid why am I scared?
It's just for tonight, and I'm on but I'm genuinely like afraid for my life
I think I'm afraid because I'm kind of doing good, and I don't want to fight it up like there's 14 people left
Which means I'm like getting kind of close like I'm kind of killing it like not gonna
Lie like kind of killing it right now
Why is my game frozen right now bad time to be frozen you stupid bitch shit. I hear someone shooting
I hear someone shooting. I need to be careful. I really do someone is definitely shooting at me where the fuck are you bitch?
Shit, where you at?
You hear that I'm going in here. I'm just gonna chill in here and wait for somebody to test me basically. It's okay
It's just a game Emma instead of a game
It's not even real, but there's eight people left and like I'm kind of killing it, so I'm like sweating like look
I'm literally red a little bit
Some crazy stuff is happening outside, but I'm ready. They won't even fuck me Yeah, right bitch shit shit shit
I gotta go I gotta go
Okay, I'm probably gonna die like right now shit. I'm gonna die so soon. I know it
I I oughta stand a chance right now
But like I'm just gonna kind of go for it and like hope for the best
I guess but I really don't stand a chance
I am so stressed out like why do I have to be doing so well right now?
There's five fucking people left like why am I killing it right now. Why am I doing, so good? There's someone in there?
Is this even like worth my time, I don't know I
Hate this game, why are there four people left why am I doing good?
And
I died I got fourth place out of 100 which is like pretty good. I mean like I'm pretty proud of me
What an emotional roller goes there? Oh my computer smells like it's burning probably because I'm enough for tonight's bad for it
I don't know one more round for the for the cool kids for the cool kids. What does that?
Even mean kind of want to land like on top of one of these big things
I don't know
I've never done that before but I feel like see like there's like this like her know like house like on still it's like what?
Happens if I land on it. I don't know no one's ever told me so I wanted to find out for myself
Okay good
Is that I feel like I hear someone oh my god, I see so many people down there
This could be kind of fun like to stand up here and like shoot at people shit shit shit
And
I died it was that simple. Oh, it's like so night and day with me. It'll be like one game. I'll get literal
I'll do so good like I'll literally get like fourth place and then the next time it's like oh no Emma
You're not gonna get fourth you're gonna get 55th. It's like. There's no way but sometimes
I'll get 80th we're playing again cuz that round just did not do me justice I'm thinking and Archy acres and we are
I've literally never jumped here
So I'm like so excited to try something new shit who the fuck are you excuse you if there's like no guns around here
I'm gonna be okay good. Thank God for that. Let's pick you up little band. Okay. I'm like sweating so much
I don't know. I am I guess I'm just excited
Is that a jewel in your pocket or are you just excited to see me? Haha I love comedy?
I've never watched a fortnight video like a fortnight game play
So I'm just like winging it so hopefully I do I'm doing this right like am I supposed to like give commentary like right now
So right now guys. I'm running okay so right now as you can see I'm running running right now here shots
But I don't really give a fuck. I'm just trying to beat up this fence right now lmao
Just doing my little harvesting just harvesting the fields. What about you fam?
Honestly the most important thing is that you have to get a lot of wood in the beginning so that you can like build stuff
Fortnight hack get a lot of wood simple as that. I am so fucking sweaty, okay
Oh, I see people I see people maybe I can shoot out of maybe I can't we'll say let's get you worried
Let's drink a little bit of potion. Okay good. Okay. I have a feeling I'm gonna run into some people right now
I'm gonna try to get into this Hut does anyone that's not even a hut like what am I talking this little?
Shelter no wonder if someone's in here. I'm gonna. Be ready just in case someone is now we go we good nobody's in here
Oh, I'm just gonna chill in here honestly
I'm just gonna chill and see if someone comes in for playing conservative, but we're playing to win, and that's what it's all about baby
This is so fucking boring like where is everyone it's like do I leave and like risk getting kills
oh shit, somebody's over there, but they're really far away and
But I killed them probably not
We're going back inside and we are going to just take a nap
Or are we I don't know what I wish I do anybody out there
Bye, I'm probably gonna get shot out. I need to be quiet, and I need to be selfish a church
It's fit someone shooting at me someone's shooting at me get inside get inside
They didn't hit me though, so I'm stuck on that Patty's shit shit shit shit shit
Oh, and I died, you know what I'm done. I am done
I hope you kind of had fun
And if you did let me know and I'll do more probably not I probably won't ever do this again if you had fun
Let me know and if you hated. It. Don't tell me because my self-esteem is already low enough. I love you guys