♪ Dun-Na-Na ♪
(snaps)
♪ Dun-Na-Na ♪
(snaps)
♪ Dun-Na-Na ♪
(snaps) ♪ Potter ♪
- I added that myself.
(upbeat music)
- [Harry] I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
- I don't know what this video is.
Let's just have fun together, okay?
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So this is the video nobody asked for.
Listen, back in my day ...
Back in my day.
Who am I, like a grandma?
I am old.
So whatever, I used to go on the MuggleNet website, okay?
I went on it all the time.
It was my place.
I would go on the MuggleNet website
and I would look up "Harry Potter" parodies
that people would submit.
It was my favorite thing.
I would sing them to myself for entertainment.
And so I went back on the website
and all of these parodies are still there.
So I was like, "I should make a video about this
"and we can look through them together."
♪ They're creepy and they're spooky ♪
♪ They're absolutely kooky ♪
♪ They're also super violent ♪
♪ The Malfoy Family ♪
♪ They love their child, Draco ♪
♪ He's spoiled to the bone, though ♪
♪ His owl fetches him sweets ♪
♪ The Malfoy Family ♪
♪ Dun-Na-Na ♪
(snaps)
♪ Dun-Na-Na ♪
(snaps)
♪ Dun-Na-Na ♪
(snaps) ♪ Potter ♪
I added that myself, next.
♪ Somebody once told me, "Great things you're gonna show me ♪
♪ "Your wand's just like the one Voldy had" ♪
♪ Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming ♪
♪ Voldy's trying to kill me, but I just keep on running ♪
♪ Didn't make sense not to live for fun ♪
♪ I keep saving the world ♪
♪ I'm Quidditch, number one ♪
♪ So much to do ♪
♪ So much to see ♪
♪ So why not go through to Hogsmeade ♪
♪ Hey, now ♪
♪ You're an all star ♪
♪ Get your Quidditch game ♪
♪ Go play ♪
♪ All that glitters is gold ♪
♪ Only Golden Snitches break the mold ♪
♪ Bum-Bum-Bum-Ba-Da-Da ♪ (snaps)
♪ Move, you scum ♪
♪ I'm gonna curse you all ♪
♪ Badum-Bum-Bum ♪
♪ And all those spells with a flick of my wand ♪
♪ I will make you fall ♪
♪ With just a little wave to make the Dark Lord rave ♪
♪ Bout all those spells ♪
This is a performance.
Are you applauding?
Oh my gosh, this one.
♪ Oh, Voldemort ♪
♪ Why won't you die ♪
♪ You've caused so much ♪
♪ Chaos ♪
♪ You've made the Wizarding World ♪
♪ Live in fear ♪
♪ Except the Death Eaters ♪
I love this so much.
This is probably fun for only me, whatever.
♪ Dun-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na ♪
♪ Don't want to be a ministry idiot ♪
♪ Dun-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na ♪
♪ An organization controlling the media ♪
♪ They refuse to say Voldemort's returned ♪
♪ And ignore the people who are dying ♪
♪ Everything is meant to be okay ♪
That went off the rails.
Oh well, keep on going.
Truck through, truck through.
Oh, this is serious.
♪ Cause Cedric had ♪
(laughs) (beeping)
♪ Cause Cedric had a bad day ♪
♪ He wrote his down ♪
♪ Threw it in the goblet ♪
♪ And entered the tournament ♪
♪ He says he don't know ♪
♪ He tells you no lies ♪
♪ He works at a smile ♪
♪ And you go for a ride ♪
What?
♪ His girlfriend don't lie ♪
♪ He's coming back down from the Swedish Short-Snout ♪
♪ Cedric had a bad day ♪
He'll have a worse day later, yikes.
♪ I'm a Hogwarts girl in a Hogwarts world ♪
♪ I do magic ♪
♪ It's fantastic ♪
♪ Wizards, witches, snakes and Snitches ♪
(laughs)
If anyone is still subscribed after this video.
Oh my God.
It's so embarrassing.
My poor future children.
♪ Do-Do-Do ♪
♪ Look for the "Harry Potter" books ♪
♪ The funky "Harry Potter" books ♪
♪ Forget about "The Lord of the Rings" ♪
That's right, Joe.
♪ I mean the "Harry Potter" books ♪
♪ Not the Gary Trotter books ♪
Who is Gary Trotter?
♪ It's clear from your frightened expressions ♪
♪ You're not all as brave as you think ♪
♪ But I'm talking murder and succession ♪
♪ Even you can't be caught out of sync ♪
♪ It's evil and sordid ♪
♪ And you'll be rewarded ♪
♪ When at last I get my revenge ♪
♪ Against Harry Potter ♪
Who has the one man show now, Joe Moses?
Oh, this one is intense.
♪ Is this the real life ♪
♪ Is this just fantasy ♪
♪ Caught by the Dursleys ♪
♪ Now locked up for eternity ♪
♪ I'm just a poor boy ♪
Okay, we gotta skip ahead.
♪ Malfoy ♪
This is Harry, of course.
♪ His time has come ♪
♪ Is he Slytherin's heir ♪
♪ If so, muggleborns beware ♪
♪ Dobby ♪
This video is so cursed.
♪ Chill out ♪
♪ Why are you cursing me ♪
♪ You know I'm just a baby ♪
♪ And you know you're not proving anything if you defeat me ♪
The baby is singing.
♪ Some people might only try to kill me once ♪
What?
♪ Do you hear the students cheer ♪
♪ Gryffindor's winning the House Cup ♪
♪ It is the sound that you will hear ♪
♪ If you can boost your house points up ♪
♪ From the dawning of the day ♪
♪ To the closing of your eyes ♪
♪ I still hear them scream ♪
♪ When I walk past the spot ♪
♪ I still see the light in my dreams ♪
♪ Forgive me for killing ♪
♪ And I don't know why ♪
♪ Without it I'm nothing at all ♪
♪ Cause every time I kill I feel superior ♪
(laughs)
Can you tell I'm filming this at 2:00 AM?
Hello, neighbors. ♪ Cause every time I kill ♪
♪ I feel superior ♪
♪ Avada Kedavra ♪
♪ What a wonderful phrase ♪
♪ Avada Kedavra ♪
♪ You'll see a big green blaze ♪
♪ Before you realize that's the end of your days ♪
♪ It's Voldy's moral-free malignity ♪
♪ Avada Kedavra ♪
That was so good.
Like, whoever wrote this one ...
(claps)
♪ Hey, Draco Malfoy ♪
♪ How's it over there in Britain ♪
♪ You're 3,000 miles away ♪
♪ But you really have me smitten ♪
♪ Yes, you do ♪
♪ Hey, Draco Malfoy ♪
♪ Your dad's in with the Dark Lord ♪
♪ All your family are Death Eaters ♪
♪ When they kill, you know they are bored ♪
What?
I got cut off in the middle of my jam session.
♪ I hopped off the train at Hogwarts School ♪
♪ With some dreams, robes and a wand ♪
♪ Welcome to the school where wizards rule ♪
♪ Am I gonna fit in ♪
♪ In the Great Hall and I'm here for the first time ♪
♪ Look to my right and a see a Hogwarts crest ♪
♪ This is all so crazy ♪
♪ Everything seems so magic ♪
♪ So I'll put my wand up ♪
♪ I'm doing my thing ♪
♪ Slytherins, go away ♪
♪ Waving my wand like yeah ♪
♪ Shooting some spells like yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ He was a boy ♪
♪ She was a girl ♪
♪ Can I make it any more obvious ♪
♪ She was a muggle ♪
♪ He did magic ♪
♪ What more can I say ♪
♪ He wanted her ♪
♪ She'd never tell ♪
♪ But secretly she wanted him as well ♪
♪ He was a wizard boy ♪
♪ She said, "See you later, boy" ♪
♪ He wasn't good enough for her ♪
♪ She had a pretty face ♪
♪ But she was so down to earth ♪
I saved the best for last.
This is like the best one.
♪ Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad ♪
♪ Did your dad get back from his Death Eater trip ♪
♪ His Death Eater trip ♪
♪ Draco, can't you see ♪
♪ You're just not the guy for me ♪
♪ He's evil just a tad, but I'm in love with Draco's dad ♪
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This was so fun for me.
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I don't even know what this video is and that's ...
(squeals)
So I was reminiscing ...
Why do I keep sounding like an old person?
Fun?
Yes, what?
Oh no, I did a photo.
Okay. (laughs)
Like people who've submitted to the MuggleNut webs ...
MuggleNut?
What's happening?
♪ Get some robes ♪
No, that's not right.
♪ So we'll put ♪
Oh, let's get my wand.
Ready?
He's all sleepy.
(static hissing)
♪ I see them bloom ♪
♪ For me and you ♪
♪ And I think to myself ♪
♪ What a wonderful world ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ What a wonderful world ♪