Mm, oh no!
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[BELL]
So we have to eat whatever they put in front of us.
And if we can't finish it, we get a ton of it
dumped on our heads.
I'm eating all of it.
It might be better to not have a stomachache.
It doesn't really sound like an eat it
or wear it as much as an--
Eat it and then possibly wear it.
Yeah.
We should just get it over with.
Do it for the view.
[LAUGHS]
Oh.
OK.
Pecan pie in a jar.
So we'd have to eat down to this tape line, here.
Oh, yeah.
And if not, they're going to dump the entire thing on us.
It smells amazing, actually.
I'm going to do this.
That's so much pie.
I shouldn't have spoken too soon.
Ah.
You're good.
Ugh.
Whereabouts on me would you dump this?
I feel like the head is best, because then it kind of-- you
get the drape effect.
Mm.
That's like a marshmallow.
It's really good.
I'm going to throw in my decision.
I'm going to say wear it.
Oh yeah!
I don't think I can eat down to that line.
Just imagine that in your hair.
I'm just going for it.
Wait.
You're going to go warm it up so it flows real nice?
I mean, looking at it, it's like maybe five more
bites after this.
It smells gorgeous.
Uh-huh.
If that makes sense.
Oh, I feel like shit.
I'm getting close.
Are you?
I'm almost done.
Look.
Right?
The more-- this is the more wearable version.
[LAUGHS]
Uh-huh.
I don't know how I feel about pecan pie.
Yeah!
That square?
Did I do it?
Is that enough if I eat this bite?
I didn't think you were going to make it.
I'm exhausted.
Yeah, I'm a fake.
Here we go.
Oh, there it is.
Oh yeah.
The whole jar, right?
That's-- that's--
No, no!
It doesn't have to be the whole jar.
Oh, there it goes.
There it goes.
You're enjoying this way too much, John.
Done.
We did it.
Bring on number two.
I don't know if I liked eating it or you wearing it more.
That was-- that was awesome.
Should we do this?
Let's do this.
Oh!
What the heck is that?
It's Oobleck.
Oobleck.
We have to do a whole shot?
I don't know how I feel about that.
It's like dusty water.
I think I can eat this whole thing.
Don't you think you can too?
Yeah.
I think I can do it.
We're going to eat it.
We're not gonna wear it.
I'm drinking it.
You're doing it?
Here we go.
This is a weird experience.
[GAGGING] Sorry.
I don't know if I can swallow it.
No.
I'm wearing this.
It's so dry.
But it's wet.
Are my lips green?
[GAGGING] Does that count?
We're going to have to put more back in.
Put more back in.
I'm not wearing that.
Come out, Oobleck.
Ah.
We drank all the Oobleck out.
Nice!
Yeah!
We did it!
Yeah!
Oh, this is the worst date.
That's really gross.
It is.
I know.
Like, no.
Ugh.
You get to wear it.
Let's do it.
Here it goes.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah.
That's going to the forehead there.
There it goes.
We're to the thick stuff.
I'm telling myself this was a great decision.
I think you did it.
[LAUGHS]
Are we still doing this game?
I thought we were done.
Oh.
OK.
Is that-- that's not urine again, is it?
Movie theater butter.
OK.
I'm glad it's butter.
And that's buttered popcorn jelly beans.
That's going to burst your belt. You're
going to get a gut on that one.
Oh, man.
I'm assuming that if we wear it, they're
just putting this on us.
But do we know that-- can we get a clarification?
A pint glass?
Oh, hell no.
I'm eating all these beans.
Uh.
That was a mistake.
John, don't you want go ahead and get dirty, like me?
Are you wearing it?
Or do you just mean like you are now already?
Yeah.
I feel like I'm weared out.
I'm going to wear it.
I have nothing to lose at this point.
Ugh.
I'm going to try to eat it.
I've got to wear this.
I can't bring myself to drink this.
I just want to aim--
I'm going to open the throat, straight down.
Bottoms up.
[LAUGHS]
OK.
That was a huge mistake.
[LAUGHS]
Life expectancy was just like tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick.
Thank you, Carol.
Oh, jeez.
That's kind of cool looking.
I'm just trying to make this better.
All right.
I think I made the right choice.
I kind of am getting sick just looking
at those two empty containers and visualizing
all that just blah.
You ready to drown?
I think so.
I'm going to avoid your face.
OK.
Oh, it's weird and cold and weird and--
Here we go.
Oh.
Here.
We've got to--
Oh.
I'm eating a lot of it.
Let's be, like, real about it.
Ooh, the beans.
[LAUGHS] Oh, the smell.
Ah, that is thick.
I don't think I'll eat popcorn for a while.
[BURPS] It almost came up.
You're doing good.
I feel sweaty.
Next challenge.
[BURPS]
Oh!
I see a fish on top of that.
I don't like that.
What-- what is wrong with you?
Oh!
Sardines, Vegemite?
What the heck?
I've heard of Vegemite.
Ranch dressing soda.
OK.
Onion.
OK, I can live with onion.
Fish sauce?
What do you mean, fish sauce?
What's a fish sauce?
It's a sauce to put on fish, or is it sauce made with fish?
I'm going to turn on the moo mixer, here.
Oh, it's struggling.
OK.
All right.
Ugh.
Oh, big sip.
Oh my God!
Oh!
No!
You chickened out?
Yeah.
I kind of faked--
I'm wanting to kind of see how you handled it first.
[LAUGHS] That's so weird.
I'll take a little sip now.
If I don't drink everything now, why did I
drink anything to begin with?
You're not-- you're not hating it?
I kind of like it.
[LAUGHS]
Get out of town right now.
Serve this up over my head, please.
I am not putting any more of that in my mouth.
I kind of don't hate it.
So I'm going to try to eat it.
I seriously can't make a decision,
and I don't want to wear it.
I'm not.
I'm not doing it.
I kind of had to push that fish out of the way a little bit.
You should never have to say that about something you're
drinking.
[GAGGING]
I'm wearing it.
That's horrible.
I am-- I'm proud of you on that one.
I think we're close enough.
Yeah.
I'm going to try to avoid your face.
That would be nice.
Thank you.
Mm, oh!
No!
I feel it coming down.
Ah!
Oh!
Why?
[HEAVING]
There's fish everywhere.
Oh!
Oh, I stink.
Yeah.
Oh.
There's something cold and wet.
It's-- it's a bowl.
So you feeling inside it yet?
No.
Oh!
Like I smell so bad that I can't smell anything else.
I can't smell anything over me.
What is that?
Ugh.
I'm getting like wasabi--
is it like a--
What is that?
--like a sushi?
So I've got to eat two cubes or dump this entire bowl?
If we've got to taste it, we might as well just eat it.
The liquid part is definitely greasy.
Or is that just me that's greasy?
What in the heck?
Let's try one cube.
Oh, I don't think one cube's any worse than putting
two cubes in your mouth.
OK, I'm going to--
I'm going to eat it.
I'll eat two.
I'll eat two cubes.
No big deal.
Here's my two cubes.
Are you going blindfolded?
Oh!
Argh, so hard.
Oh, that was impossible.
I'm kind of regretting that.
Pretty sure that's dog food.
Oh, yeah.
Why didn't I wait?
[GAGGING] Got it!
Swallowed it, baby!
How are you doing, John?
Um, I saw it.
I'm looking at it.
[COUGHING]
I did it.
Don't throw up.
It's dog food with petchup.
OK.
All right, guys.
Let's just not say those words.
Ugh.
I got it down.
I almost threw up.
Bleh.
We don't have to wear it.
We won!
Yay!
I might not unstick from you.
[LAUGHS] We're stuck together forever.
Can I take a shower?
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