(smexy minecraft gameplay)
:O JUNIOR HAS FRIENDS!??!?
Ooo! Koopa wants to talk! Alright,
Hey Koopa!
Oh hey Junior! Uhh, what's up?
Uhhhhh... I'm playing Minecraft, why?
Pffft, duuuuuude you're still playing Minecraft? Are you kidding me? Like, are you?
Hey, don't talk bad about Minecraft! Minecraft is awesome! You can build stuff and you know...
Alright whatever, anyways you wanna play Fortnite?
Fortnite? What's Fortnite?
WHAT?! HOLD ON.
(xtreme rage)
(loading a gun) Ready to die mothaf*cka?
Just tell me what it is!
Alright, so Fortnite is basically a game where there's 100 people in a round, and you have to be the last one to survive.
So, you can build towers and you know, it's kinda like Hunger Games.
Hmm, well that sounds fun! Alright, I'll consider getting it! Alright, lemme just look it up on the store....
Alright! I've finished downloading Fortnite! Let's open!
Alright! This title screen looks awesome! But should I do Save the World or Battle Royale?
I'll just do Battle Royale.
Wow, my character's a girl, and she's FAT.
Oh my god, now I'm in a bus, woohoo!
Uhh, what do I do now?
Oh, press A!
Woah I'm skydiving! I've never skydiven before...
Is it skydiven, skydievin? I have no idea.
:O Ohh I have a parachute! Oh that's so cool, now I'm in a parachute!
Alright, I'm getting to the bottom, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.......
There we go! Alright..
The heck is this thing?
Let's just BREAK IT!!! YEAH!! GET REKT.
Alright. Ooo a car!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Yea that car got rek-
W-wait what the heck!? No I got killed!!!
What in the world!? Aww..... that's stupid. Well, I had fun I guess.
WOOHOOOOO! Oh my god that was so fun! Woo! That was awesome!
Omigod Omigod, Fortnite is SO FUN!
I can't believe me and Koopa are like the only ones playing it!
Ooo! Uhh, my phone's ringing!
Hello?
Hey Junior! Can I come over? I wanna teach you about Fortnite!
Oh hey Koopa! Sure you can come over!
Alright thanks.
Alright, now Koopa's gonna come over.
Omigod, someone else is calling me!
Hello?
Hey Junior, can I come over? Koopa wanted me to come over cuz we're gonna teach you about Fortnite!
Yoshi? You wanna come over too? (sigh) Alright you guys can come over.
Alright. I just gotta wait for Koopa and Yoshi.
Hey, we're here.
Sorry we're late.
Oh it's fine guys! Just sit on the couch.
Well alright.
So Junior, I've been hearing you've been playing a lot of Fortnite lately.
You seem pretty okay at it, what do you wanna know about the game?
Yeah, whaddya wanna know?
Hmmm, what do I want to know...
How can I be the best player ever!?
...Really Junior? The Best Player Ever?
It's obvious that me and Yoshi are the BEST PLAYERS EVER!
Right Yoshi?
Yeah I'm really good at it!
(epic high five)
You can't be the best player ever.
I can too! I can be the best player ever! Even better than you guys!
No, you can't. We're the best players ever, and we have achieved that award.
You've achieved that award?
Yeah, we're in the Guinness World Records.
Wow...
Well, can you at least give me some tips on how to be good?
Hmm, tips?
Should we give him some tips?
I guess so, I mean if he wants to know..
Alright.
Well Junior, we're gonna give you some Fortnite tips!
Yeah!
Alright well tell me.
Alrighty.
Alright Junior! Welcome to Fortnite School!
So, number one: Don't be a Noob.
Basically, you know, just practice the game, don't go into a random round without being good at it.
Yeah you have to be good at it.
Uhhh, alright, I mean I'm already pretty good at it, so what's the next one?
Okay, number two: Have your Mic OFF at ALL TIMES.
Because that annoys all the other players and they'll just mute you.
I mean alright I didn't have my mic on to begin with so, uhh, is that it? (Wow Junior you're not even listening to them lol)
(sigh) I don't think he understands Fortnite.
Well what could we do?
Hmmmm.
:O I got a song for you!
Yeah we got a song!
A song? Alright well, hit it!
(WARNING: THIS SONG IS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD. IT'S A JOKE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY PLES)
So Junior, you want us to teach you about Fortnite huh?
Yeah, you want us to teach you about Fortnite!
Well guess what? We've got all the tips in the game!
All of these tips will ensure that you are a pro player!
Are you ready?
I think he is?
I hope so.
You should probably also get ready because this song is SO FIRE, you know this song is so fire.
Yeah this song is so freaking FIRE.
Like I wish we could put this on iTunes but.. we don't have a license. :(
Yeah well let's just start the rap anyway.
(THIS IS A JOKE. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST DONALD TRUMP OR ANY POLITICIANS.)
So Junior, what did you think of our fire rap?
What do you mean what did I think?! That was so fire!
Yeah I know right!
Wait but Koopa, I have a question.
Alright what is it?
Why are you being nice to me?
Because you're playing Fortnite. Fortnite is for all the cool kids, right Yoshi?
Yeah he is right, we just taught you all of the tips in that song. So, how do you feel now?
I feel like a pro player.
That's Junior! Alright, so what should we do now?
Hmm, why don't we verse in Fortnite?
Nah we've already done that.
Yeah we've already played each other.
Yeah thats true.
Well you got any ideas Junior?
:O I have an idea!
Well what's your idea?
Maybe, we could have a Fortnite battle.. IN REAL LIFE!
Gay.
Gay!? What do you mean gay? That's an amazing idea!
That sounds really gay, Junior. The game is way better than real life.
What could you possibly do in real life? You can't build a wall, in 2 seconds like you can in the game.
Yeah.. well still! We can still have fun! We can play it outside and it'll be super awesome! Alright do you wanna try that?
I don't really like it but.. what do you think Yoshi?
Well Koopa, like you said earlier, normally I would hate Junior but he's playing Fortnite so he's really cool!
But his idea? Hmm, he is the boss so, how about we just do it anyway? I kinda like the idea.
But I don't wanna go outsid- ugh... Alright Junior, you're getting your way this time, but next time, we're gonna actually play the game.
Alright, well then, let's go FIGHT!
..Alright....
(le battle bus)
Well Junior, you ready to jump off the bus?
Me? Why can't you jump off?
Because you have to jump off now Junior, or else you'll be kicked out of the game!
Alright I'll go..
Just go!!!!
(realistic screaming)
Alright, let's go look for some weapons.
Ooo a tree!
Alright let's go build a wall.
OOO A GUN!
Alright, yes! I got a gun. Let's go find Junior.
No, NO? Where is everything?
Ooo, a mushroom!
This is mine! :3
Where's a new weapon?
Oooo! Stupid axe, get out of here!
Omigod a gun!
This is gonna be so useful!
Ha ha ha!
Alright Yoshi, get ready to die!
BAM!!! REKT!
Haha! Yoshi you just got REEEKT! REEKT!
How does that feel?
.......Oh yeah you're dead you can't respond.
This is so awesome & so fun!!!
Die die die die die!!!
I can't find Junior or Yoshi, this match is getting so boring!
Wait a minute......hmmmmmmmmm?
There's a big hill right there, I think there's something over there!
Omigod I found the 1-UP! I found the 1-UP!
Now I can like bring people back to life and stuff right? Yeah.
Alright now I've just gotta find Junior.
:O
There he is, let's go get him!
Hey Junior!
Oh hey Koopa, what do you want?
Well now that I found you, I'm finally gonna kill you.
Well that's not gonna happen because my gun's more powerful & plus- Yoshi is dead.
Well Yoshi might be dead, but I have-
The 1 UP.
You have the 1-UP!? Can I have it!?
Heck no! I'm gonna go revive Yoshi, and we'll exterminate you!
Then do it, b*tch.
(revive)
Wait, I'm back to life!?
What the hell is this?
(junior gets a die)
You hit me!! I'm DED
Hell yeah you are! Heheh.
I'm back to life!
w0w
Well now that I have some wood, I can finally make a little b r i c k wall and defend myself! (YES THAT WAS A JOKE DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY)
Alright, let's build my wall.
(magic)
Alright, my wall is finished.
I just have to make sure they're not coming over here.
I hear them...
Get away!!!
n0
Alright, let's attack.
WHAT!?
(heavy breathing)
I am the KING OF FORTNITE.
Well, um..
I'm sorry for shooting you guy-
No nononononono, it's okay it's okay.
But I shot you guys in the fa-
Nonononono Shhh, shhh..
It's okay, we're in surgery. It doesn't matter.
But I'm sorry-
ShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
O-o-Okay.
So, once we're done recovering, do you wanna just stick to playing the game?
Yeah I would rather do that.
Well, uh, there's your lesson. When it comes to games like Fortnite or Call of Duty, don't bring it into real life. PLEASE.
(I DON'T PLAY FORTNITE ON XBOX ANYMORE. PLEASE DON'T ADD ME IF YOU ONLY WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE. If you have Halo 3 tho then we can play that :) )
(he changed his username)
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