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The scene you're about to see is me in the studio with Self
'bout to meet the infamous Cardi B.
You better come to my party this week.
Who gonna be there?
Richard's hosting.
Yes.
Here we go with this Rich Dollaz thing.
Creep.com.
Is there something funny going on with you and Rich, kid?
That's the smashy face.
Stop worrying about who I'm giving my vagina to, Self.
He was dogging that ass out.
I knew it was something was fishy
about Rich when you just mentioned
Rich hosting, like, Rich hosting, huh?
Hey!
Ah!
I forgot to tell you I invited Cardi to come meet me.
God damn, God damn, look at them titties.
Are we about to leave to the strip club after this.
I don't know if you know Cardi. She's doing music too.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, hey.
She in the beginning stages.
I didn't see you at Gwinin Fest the other day.
I heard a lot about it. What happened over there?
(Self) Oh, you... (laughs)
Oops. I didn't know I was putting you on blast.
Self is just like everybody else.
They just think that I'm just gonna be this stripper
that is never gonna make it nowhere.
But, you know what, it's cool 'cause I'm the underdog.
I gotta check out something in the other studio real quick.
Right, but before I go,
I have a birthday party coming up this week.
I would love for you to come.
You know, I missed that Gwinin Fest,
but I sure ain't gonna miss your party.
Cardi is busy. I thought you'd be busy.
(Mariahlynn) I can't wait to see you there, boo.
You're booked.
No. I'm gonna be there.
Yo! What the (bleep) is you doing, Mariah?
Don't be convincing me to go to the God damn party.
I want to go to the God damn party.
Maybe I perform in that party.
Since I didn't perform in the Gwinin Fest.
So, you could help this little snow bunny out,
but you can't help me out
that I've been dealing with you for two years,
my (bleep).
Show me something, Cardi. Show me some music.
All you ever show me is these pole tricks
and that wonderful mouth of yours.
You expect me to go sleep with you, be all happy with you
and everything, but you're not helping me out
You just said to me,
if you don't help me out
I'm ain't messin' with you no more.
You think that you're that popping
that I just want to mess with you for no God damn reason?
No!
I gotta gets what I want.
I'm only here for Mariah as a favor for a friend of mine.
Oh, but I ain't your friend?!
You don't want nobody to be in your gwinin circle.
You just want to be the only one gwinin.
Mm-mm-mm.
The next scene you're about to see
is your boy DJ Self
getting jammed up at Mariahlynn's birthday party.
(indistinct chatter)
Oh, my God. If I could throw myself in a bowl with a spoon.
I'd eat me some of that vanilla ice cream.
Now, my girl Yorma is in the building.
She's looking real ta-da-da-da-da dow.
Hey, gawd!
Uh-oh, (bleep) what's popping, gawd?
How are you?
This is my girlfriend.
This is
So, what's new though besides this beautiful girl, right here.
Ms. Mariah, watch your mouth.
Think before speaking.
Oh, she not new, she's been around.
So, she's definitely his new.
Like, you just bought her, like, on your way here.
What up, man? How you feelin', man?
Yo, Self-ish.
(Self) I don't know if you know my girlfriend, Yorma.
Rich. Pleasure.
I've known this dude, probably since 2002.
He never introduced me to any girlfriend.
Props, though.
This is my guy, Mariah.
I had a little talk with her in the studio.
Mr. Connection, like, how you even over here?
Who, shorty?
I been knowing shorty for years now.
This is my partner.
Mariah, didn't you get the memo?
My man Richard is creep squad.
Maybe Mariah want to be a creepette
and be down with the creepette squad.
Hm.
What up, Mariahlynn?
You could bring it down a little bit.
We could leave it right there.
Mm-hm.
Why you letting him touch you like that, Mariah?
Oh. Lord.
What?
Be a little close to you, that's all.
I think shorty wants the (bleep).
I think we should just seize the moment.
Yeah.
At your birthday party.
Carpe diem.
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Look at them titties sitting real pretty.
Cardi B's walking in.
Trouble. Trouble.
Hey, girl, hey!
Party.
Is here for the party.
So beautiful.
I told you I was gonna come.
Those titties is on fleek.
Oh you know what I'm saying, they'll stay up there.
Damn, Mariahlynn loves my titties,
I finna recommend her ass to my doctor.
Hey!
Look at this brolic ass football player.
Bitch is big as hell. I'm tak-- I'm tired of Self.
I'm tired of his ass.
(Yorma) What's popping?
(Self) How you doin'?
No, no, no, it's not what's popping,
it's what's poppin', bitch.
What's up with this chick?
With you.
What you mean, what's up with me?
What do you mean, what's up with you?
Why you comin' up to him like that?
Because I'm saying what's popping.
What the (bleep).
Oh, shoot.
Oh...
And what? And what?
Who the (bleep) is you talking too?
I'm his girl. I'm talking to you.
Oh, look at this chick, thinking she's Self girlfriend.
Yeah, the 10th girlfriend in a month.
I'm the bitch that he was (bleep) out.
Yeah.
Yo, hold on. What, what, what?
She just say, you doin' what?
Self, (bleep) are you out here just...
arbitrarily (bleep).
(Self) Chill.
Yeah, be chill.
So, you eat her (bleep).
See, Self, if you would have told me
that you was messing with another chick
I would have let you live.
But since you want to lie to me,
Now we all gonna be mad.
Now, I used to (bleep) with him.
Yeah, I used to (bleep) with him.
And I'm still (bleep) with him.
Yo, chill. Yo, what the (bleep)?!
Here we go!
"Love and Hip-Hop", baby.