Kevin, besides the heart, name three other organs.
[CLOCK TICKING]
Uh, uh, lung, kidney, (STUTTERING) uh, thigh!
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[LAUGHTER]
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That's not an organ!
What?
[LAUGHTER]
This young boy sent us his invention,
and I have to share it with you.
One day--
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When I was doing swim lessons, I had a leak in my goggles.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh.
Seriously?
[LAUGHTER]
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What's the sexiest part of a man?
His, well, thing.
The thing.
[LAUGHTER]
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[CHEERING]
This is our famous bread.
Just put it in your mouth.
Just-- just don't chew it.
Just put the whole thing in.
Whole thing.
And just let it--
[LAUGHTER]
Because I know you love games, and I love games.
Yes.
So what they give you in the hospital are these breathing
things, right?
And whoever can suck their balls the hardest wins.
[LAUGHTER]
You suck, not blow?
You--
[LAUGHTER]
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Of course I'd have to teach her!
[LAUGHTER]
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Yes, Ellen!
[LAUGHTER]
My god.
[CHEERING]
I was up all night long because my sister
was giving birth in my tub.
I'm sorry.
I can't hear.
My sister's giving birth in my head.
[LAUGHTER]
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Wait-- am I seeing wheat grass there?
Wait-- am I seeing wheat grass?
I would likes-- and just start chopping some.
Can I chop some off?
[LAUGHTER]
Thank you.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
Put it in your mouth.
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Put it in your mouth and chew on it.
[LAUGHTER]
This is so good!
["SORRY NOT SORRY" PLAYING]
I know you've wanted a flu shot.
Is this real?
Yep.
This is for real.
I know it's going to explode.
You know me better than-- it's not going to explode!
She's a nurse!
OK.
Not a real needle.
Oh!
[LAUGHTER]
Hold still.
(SINGING) Baby I'm sorry, I'm not sorry!
Hold still.
(SINGING) Being so bad, got me feeling so good.
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(SINGING) Showing you up like you knew that I would.
Uh--
Oh!
Whoopie!
Uh, doin' it!
Uh-- r-- rockin' it hard.
I--
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
Who knows?
I don't have the--
[DINGING SOUND]
[APPLAUSE]
Don't even remember.
I got it.
Oh my god!
Rockin' it hard.
I don't know what that means.
[LAUGHTER]
So I got one disappearing scarf.
(SINGING) Seven in a man--
(SINGING) If you talk, if you talk that talk, baby, better
walk, better walk--
[LAUGHTER]
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
(SINGING) Talk that talk, baby.
Better walk, better walk that--
There we are!
[CHEERING]
OK.
Is there another one?
[LAUGHTER]
(SINGING) Baby I'm sorry, I'm not sorry.
Baby I'm sorry--
(SIGHING)
[LAUGHTER]
(SINGING) Being so bad got me feeling so good.
Showing you up like you knew that I would.
[LAUGHTER]
OK, ready?
Yep.
[LAUGHTER]
Come on, Ellen.
It--
[LAUGHTER]
Now,um--
[LAUGHTER]
Now--
Oh, wow!
[LAUGHTER]
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