- WELL, BY NOW YOU KNOW
THAT I LOVE SENDING ONE OF MY WRITERS, ADAM,
TO DIFFERENT STORES TO PLAY A CASHIER NAMED KEVIN.
SINCE "THE LEGO MOVIE" OPENS THIS WEEKEND,
WE DECIDED TO SEND HIM TO A LEGO STORE.
AND HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
- I CAN TAKE SOMEONE OVER HERE.
I'M SORRY. I JUST CLOSED.
I'M SORRY.
- YOU DID? - YEAH, I'M SORRY.
HELLO, CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING?
- UH, OH, ON THE BACK OF BOBA FETT?
LET ME FIND OUT.
[plastic cracking]
LET ME SEE.
[hammering]
I DON'T KNOW.
THE ANSWER IS, HE DOESN'T COME OFF.
THAT'LL BE $6.99.
HERE YOU GO.
I THINK WE'RE OUT OF BAGS.
LET ME BUILD A BAG FOR YOU.
I'M GONNA JUST--
- YEAH, IT'S PRETTY QUICK.
IT JUST TAKES, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.
20, 25 MINUTES, MAYBE.
- YEAH.
- OR YOU CAN JUST GO UP--
- THERE WE GO. YEAH, JUST GO--
JUST GO ALL AROUND, YEP.
YEAH, WE'LL BUILD IT ALL THE WAY UP.
- OKAY.
- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING LATER?
MAYBE I CAN HANG OUT WITH YOU.
- OH, YEAH. - YEP.
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
HERE'S YOUR BAG.
DO YOU WANT THE RECEIPT IN THE BAG?
- OH, YEAH, SURE.
- THERE YOU GO.
HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING TODAY?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. - GOOD.
- THIS SAYS THERE'S 480 PIECES.
I'M JUST GONNA MAKE SURE THEY'RE ALL HERE.
- ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
YOU WANT TO START COUNTING SOME HERE?
41, 42, 43, 45, 46.
HEY, LEGGO MY LEGO.
- [groans]
- YOU GET IT? YOU GET IT?
DON'T GROAN AT ME.
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
JUST WATCH-- WATCH THE HANDS, BUDDY.
WATCH THE HANDS.
78, 79, 80, 81,
82, 83, 84,
85, 86, 87,
88.
- I--OH, SHOOT.
I HAD--
HOLD ON. I GOT TO START OVER.
- ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX, SEVEN.
YOU WANT TO BREAK SOME LEGOS?
- HOLD ON. I'LL COME OUT THERE WITH YOU.
WE CAN JUST--
[plastic cracks]
THERE YOU GO.
OH!
THAT'LL BE $12.99.
DO YOU HAVE MONEY ON YOU?
- NO?
- I TOLD YOU TO.
I DIDN'T SAY YOU WEREN'T GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR IT AFTERWARD.
- I SUCK?
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A PURELL BREAK, EVERYBODY.
HANDS OUT. HANDS OUT.
PURELL TIME. PURELL TIME.
ADULTS TOO.
PURELL TIME.
MORE PURELL?
YOU TOUCHED 'EM AGAIN. PURELL TIME.
GO AHEAD.
- PLEASE? - I'M--
- I'M GONNA GET YOU.
I'M GONNA GET YOU.
I'M GONNA PUT PURELL.
MORE PURELL. BOTH HANDS.
BOTH HANDS.
WOULD YOU DO ME?
WOULD YOU DO ME? THERE YOU GO.
WELL, WHILE MY HANDS DRY,
WILL YOU TAKE OVER FOR ME AND PURELL SOME PEOPLE?
- I THINK YOU GOT TO--
YOU GOT TO-- I'M NOT GONNA TAKE 'EM.
I GOT TO-- I GOT TO--
I GOT TO LET MY HANDS DRY.
WILL YOU PLEASE PURELL THESE PEOPLE'S HANDS FOR ME?
- NO, I-- - DON'T SET 'EM DOWN.
NOW I HAVE TO PURELL--
- WHICH TV SHOW DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ON?
- "CANDID CAMERA"?
WHAT ABOUT "THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW"?
- THERE'S A CAMERA RIGHT UP HERE.
I DON'T WORK FOR LEGO AT ALL.
I WORK FOR ELLEN DEGENERES.
- I DO. THERE'S A CAMERA UP THERE.
- SAY "HI, ELLEN."
- YOU WANT TO JUMP UP?
THERE YOU GO. SEE?
SO YOU ARE ON "ELLEN,"
BUT I DO NEED YOU TO PURELL AGAIN.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- OH, ADAM, YOU'RE GREAT WITH KIDS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[cheers and applause]