This week's KMM will have you happily destroying your office with Super Junior M's "Swing"
This just in, KBS has recently banned Super Junior M's "swing"
for promoting disorderly conduct in the office
They cited reasons including Super Junior M throwing papers in the air
And also kicking the air
Which sets the example for the employees to do similar things in the office
Or in fact that was just another bullshit reason for KBS to ban things
Because that's all they ever do
Back to you, Jim
This just in
KBS has just banned EYK for discussing how KBS randomly ban things
Hopefully this means they will stop randomly stealing our shit
Back to you, Jim
Super Junior M are back buuuuuuuuuttttttt
it’s not our favorite Super Junior song.
In fact…it’s probably our least favorite Super Junior song ever,
which is just a crying shame because they’ve been gone for so long
AND WE TOTALLY LOVE SUPER JUNIOR!
That doesn’t change the fact that we still had a lot of fun watching this video.
It’s just the soundtrack to the video was…not the best.
But on the plus side, Simon and I both agree on something!
M... This song sucked.
I agree.
Good day, Sir.
And we also both agree that this video is totally lighthearted and super duper fun.
This was a hot mess mishmash of an I’ve Got a boy song meets Avril Lavigne’s “Hello Kitty”.
When we saw the teaser photos and the title of the song
we thought this might have a big band feel to it.
All SWING with SWING dancing and drums and trumpets and jazz fingers
TVXQ and SHINee have been all up in our face with that big band feel,
and Super Junior totally rocked it with Spy
and I was expecting something like that,
but then Super junior gets a song CALLED SWING and it has a dub step breakdown?!!
How do you even swing to dubstep?
Catch me, catch me
Dubstep and mishmashed song aside, I did actually like the setting of this video.
They took the normal SM box style and made it a more dynamic looking box set,
which - let’s agree - is a huge step for SM.
Well particularly for Super Junior
Who seem to be getting the short end of the box stick
Seriously, doesn't it feel like SNSD gets a bunch of different sets
And TVXQ get all these cool sets
And EXO gets the new dancing
And Suju is like "here is a white box with some flair. Make it work"
It’s not a whole lot more dynamic, but it actually felt like they were dancing in an office rather than a box to me.
I really like the change of the daytime windows to the sunset glow
and they had some small details of lighting on the walls and in between the cracks.
That was kind of cool.
My big complaint, though, is the dub step breakdown scene which was a explosion flares that
for some reason emerged from everyone’s armpits and crotches, which really distracted me from the dancing
But then again…I feel our major complaint always come from randomly inserted dub step breakdown scenes…
Prediction of trends for next year: unicorn statues, telephone booths and lost of samples of my 17 track
Brohoho dubstep CD
I dropped the wicked tracks
Broho hohoho hohoooo hohohoho
That being said, it seems fairly obviously that Super Junior have never stepped foot in an office before in their lives
what with that awesome telephone conversation using an unplugged phone
Who are you talking to?
and also with the violence and raging incompetence towards photocopy machine
Oh, you mean you press the GREEN GO button to make it work.
The biggest button on the photocopy machine.
Pretty much, the only important button on a photocopy machine.
You could skip every other button on the machine, and just push that one, and you’d get the job done.
Seriously, who hired this guy?
But let’s be serious for a minute
We all know what the show stealing moment was in this music video.
You know it, and I know it.
Fortunately, for everyone here, we were lucky enough to get a chance to sit down to do an interview that showstopper
the newest member of Super Junior.
Here, in the eatyourkimchi studio, we are proud to welcome Siwon nnnnn’s mustache.
What's up, Nasties.
I'm here with someone some of you might know, I'm here with Siwon's mustache
Thank you so much for joining us for the Studio, I know how busy you are.
So when you were called up for this role
How did you feel to be acting with someone as famous as Siwon?
What? T.O.P.'s "doom dada"? I didn't even recognize you for that role
You lost so much weight.
That's an incredible transformation
So we've got a fan question
From Duckbutt in South Carolina
Who asks
I heard your inspiration for this role was from Kip from Napoleon dynamite
Is that true?
Someone has been digging on the fan forums
Now I've got to say that while working with an actor as talented as Siwon
I was just truly amazed
That you were able to transform him
From a man that everyone wants to dance with
Into a man that I wouldn't want my child accepting candy from
It was just a truly inspiring transformation
I know everyone at the EYK studio was just amazed as we saw the video
And thank you so much for dropping by the studio
Is there a special message you want to say to your fans?
Hahahaha well I'll really be looking forward to it
let's hit the little marshmallow booth. Let's go.
yeah, that mustache really needs to go
Seriously. Unattractive.
And by the end of the video it does indeed disappear.
And good riddens to that terrible thing
For our last traditional Kpop Music Monday which was weeks ago
we put Orange Caramel’s Catallena up against Lipstick
and asked you which video you preferred
and Catallena barely won with 52% of the vote. Congrats to Orange Caramel for wining against yourself?
This week we ask which kpop idol sported the best mustache.
Siwon in "Swing" or G.O. from MBLAQ
Both of them blergh...
What do you mean both were blergh?
No. G.O. you go.
You had a great mustache.
I vote MBLAQ
This just in
KBS has banned puppies
Because KBS has to ban everything
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Also this just in
Meemers sucks
Back to you, Jim
your report is biased