- You know, I try to provide my guests
with a comfortable environment
when they're on the show,
except for when I'm scaring them half to death,
and here are some of my favorite reactions so far.
Start talking as Sofia, ready? - Okay, go.
(thick Latina accent) - Yes, watch "Modern Family" on Wednesdays--
- [yells] - Oh, my God!
[audience laughter] - Mother--
Then you carry-- you have to carry--
- [yells] - Oh, you mother!
[laughter and applause]
[cheers and applause]
- What's happening? - These are my two best friends,
here to have my back today, Ellen.
[audience laughter]
Go backstage, create a perimeter.
- Yeah. - We need a code word.
We need a code word! If you see anything,
say "Eric, somebody's about to scare you."
- That's a good code.
- I was in U--Utah. - Uh huh.
- Doing one at a college, and these two girls
got up in the middle of my Q&A,
and left, and I have a microphone--
-[yells] - Oh, you--
[laughter and applause]
[Kelly Clarkson's "Stronger"] - What doesn't kill you
Makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone
- I'm never coming back.
- "Pink, you're awful quiet. You know, what do you think?"
I'm like, "It tastes great.
It's really good, I like this." And then--
- [yells] - [screams]
[music continues] [cheers and applause]
[bleep]
- You know how much I love you. I have a gift for you.
- Oh, my God. - It's just a little surprise.
- [yells] - [screams]
[audience laughter]
[screams]
Oh, my God!
[whimpers]
- What is it about the dark movies that you do?
- I like those characters 'cause they're kind of fun to play,
but I also think there's an opportunity for, you know,
I think-- - [yells]
- Oh, my God, What the [bleep]?
[laughter and applause]
[music continues] [laughter and applause]
Where's that guy? Bring him back.
- There was a huge raccoon, eating in our kitchen.
- They're cute. - So what I did,
I grabbed a broom. - Right.
I uh--I got between the--
- [yells] - Aah! Ohh!
[laughter and applause] [music continues]
Not cool. [laughter and applause]
- You're getting roasted on Comedy Central.
- Yes. - You have to be nervous.
You have to be scared, I mean, right?
- [yells] - Oh, my God!
[laughter and applause] Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. [laughter and applause]
[music continues] [laughter and applause]
Don't do that to me!
- Do you believe in ghosts? - Yeah, sure.
- It doesn't sound like you do. - No, but--[laughs]
I mean, there's different kinds, I guess.
- Well, sure, I mean, there are different kinds.
- [yells] - [screams], Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. [laughter and applause]
[laughter and applause]
[music continues] - What doesn't kill you
Makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone
[cheers and applause]