(upbeat dance music)
♪ Know me, know me ♪
♪ You think you know me best, but I know me best ♪
♪ And I, know me best ♪
♪ You can never ever truly know me ♪
♪ Know me best ♪
♪ You think you know me best, but I know me best ♪
♪ Know me, know me ♪
♪ You can never truly know me better ♪
- [Teacher] Birdie?
Care to answer the question I asked?
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
What was it again?
- [Teacher] I hope you're better prepared
for your exam this afternoon.
- I will.
I will be.
(student laughing)
- Bet you wish you could come.
- Can we just talk?
- Sorry, I don't hang out with cheaters.
- This is never gonna end.
I didn't even do anything.
- They're just mad 'cause you didn't cower
to their bullying.
Just let 'em stay mad.
- Yeah, I know.
I just, I dunno.
Sometimes I wish I actually did what they think I did,
then I'd deserve the hate.
But I wasn't the one that cheated with Chad.
- I know, and soon everybody else will figure that out, too.
- Yeah, I hope so.
I don't even have time for this, anyway.
I gotta go get my portfolio to Professor Bennett.
- I can't believe there was an open spot in that program.
- Yeah.
It's...it's great.
- Why don't you sound like it's, it's great?
- Well, I kind of found out through Erin...
who...I kind of like.
- Rooney, she's your TA.
- I know, I know.
And that's why I just...
I don't know, it feels...wrong that I found out through her?
I don't wanna be getting special treatment or anything.
It's making me feel horrible.
- You're not a horrible person.
- I'm not?
- But you are in a complicated situation.
- I just, I really wanna get into this program.
- I know.
And you'll figure that out.
- Thanks.
- Okay, fine.
- Fine what?
- I'm ready to talk.
- Okay.
Talk.
- We can't be together.
- Okay.
- But you also can't break up with Holly.
- What, why?
- Because I don't want anything to ruin the chances
of me working with her.
It's really important to me.
- And you're really gonna quit school?
- Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
- You don't sound too sure.
- I don't know yet.
Working with Holly seems like such an amazing opportunity,
where I could actually make money,
as opposed to going into like an insane amount of debt
for something I don't even know if I wanna do.
(bell dings)
- You okay?
- Chad broke up with me.
- So, you were hooking up with him.
- I just couldn't believe he actually liked me.
And he said things were complicated with Chelsea.
- Well, we've heard that one before, haven't we?
- And then...Chelsea found your Kappa sweatshirt --
or, at least the one you gave me -- in Chad's room.
And...I just, I panicked--
- And blamed me.
- Well, you did label it with your name.
I'm sorry.
It just seemed easier at the time.
And Chad promised that he'd tell Chelsea and--
- He didn't?
- I don't know what to do, either.
I tell Chelsea and she kicks me outta Kappa
or I don't tell her...
she eventually finds out and kicks me out anyways.
Either way, I'm screwed.
- Okay, Kendall.
Listen, there's more to college than sororities.
I promise you, you'll be okay.
- You don't get it.
I didn't have friends in high school.
I was a total loser.
Being a Kappa was my first time being a part of something
and I ruined it.
- So you told Chelsea about Chad and I because--
- Because I was jealous.
You had all the attention from Chad, the Kappas...
I just...
I wanted to be wanted, too.
♪ Nobody wants ♪
♪ To talk about it ♪
- I struggled at the beginning of the semester.
I didn't know who I was or who I was trying to be.
I was lost.
I was searching for something or someone
to answer it for me,
but...I realized that no one can tell me who I am.
So, I had to start to figure that out for myself.
- This photo...really shows who I am right now,
which I'm not entirely sure who that is or where I'm going,
but...I'm just trying to enjoy the journey
and I can't wait to see where it takes me.
- Thank you for this, Rooney.
Erin has spoken very highly of you and your work.
You'll have my decision by the end of the day.
- Thank you.
- This exam will constitute half of your final grade.
So, I hope you all studied.
(light music)
It's all blank.
Are you sure about this?
You'll fail the class.
- I'm sure.
- I mean, I know I should let her suffer, but--
- She would deserve it.
- Kendall just wanted to belong.
Can you blame her?
- Yes.
(phone vibrating)
Provincetown Tea.
I don't even wanna look.
- Kappa Sister Spat.
Is it because Wendy told everyone
about Melissa's gnome collection in high school?
- Harsh.
- Okay, so whoever's running this account
has turned their animosity towards the other Kappas.
Gosh, I wish I knew who it was.
- Oh, easy.
I can figure that out.
- Wait really?
- Oh, ye of little faith.
Don't you know who you're talking to?
Give me an hour.
- You know, it means a lot,
you being so nice to me after...everything I did.
- Not gonna lie.
You did kind of turn into the world's worst roommate.
- I deserve that.
- You know, I did really enjoy getting to know you
before everything.
- Maybe we can start over?
- Only if you let me borrow your clothes again.
- Okay, now --
- Who's ready for a take down?
- How much coffee has she had?
- Too much.
- What's going on?
- I found out who's behind Provincetown Tea.
- Seriously?
- We gotta go!
- Okay.
But where are we going?
- You'll see.
- I'm freaking out right now.
- I've never felt more alive!
- Chelsea, I need to talk to you.
- About what?
And what are you doing here with them?
You know this is a Greeks' Only event.
- I know, but--
- We know it was you.
- Excuse me?
- You're responsible for Provincetown Tea.
- Babe, is that true?
- No, of course not.
- You've been leaking gossip about your sisters
this whole time.
So much for Kappa loyalty, huh?
- That's pretty low.
- It's not me.
- Oh, but it is.
I hacked the account and traced it all back to you.
- You can't do that.
- Oh, but she can.
Nora can do anything.
- Thank you.
- I don't wanna be your sister anymore.
I'm quitting Kappa.
- Whatever.
Hang out with these losers and see how far that gets you.
Come on.
- No.
No, thanks.
- [Chelsea] Are you kidding me?
(Chelsea yells)
(group squeals)
- You know, I can safely say this is not
where I thought I'd end up this semester.
- Me either.
- Are you kidding?
I thought Nora was a ghost.
- Maybe I am.
(students laugh)
- Okay.
Oh my gosh.
- What is it?
- Is it Provincetown Tea again?
I'll leak the screenshots if I have to.
- No, no.
It's Professor Bennett.
- Is it about the photography fellowship?
- Well?
- I got in!
- That's amazing.
(phone dings)
- You know, I've always wanted a group of friends
like the Chicken Girls, so...
I'm really lucky to have you guys.
- Oh my gosh, does this make us Chicken People now?
- You wish.
(all laugh)
- Did you guys see Chelsea's face?
- Yes. - Oh my gosh,
she was all like me?
Me?
Girl!
(light upbeat music)