- Remember when I wanted the remote from you?
And you pushed me into the glass door and it broke!
Ooh! - First off, I don't know why
you were trying to take the remote.
I was watching TV. - Okay.
(bright orchestral music)
My name's Lakisha. - My name is Shane.
- I'm Adrien. - I'm Nathan.
- And we're brothers.
- This is my brother from another mother.
- And this is my sister from another,
the same mister! - The same mister.
Boom. (hands clap)
- [Interviewer] Who's smarter?
- I got my AA with a 3.6. - I got mine in high school.
- Oh, okay. (laughing)
- [Interviewer] Who's going first?
- You do it, you're older. - Oh okay.
- Respect your elders. - Hm!
Did you ever catch our parents
having sex or masturbating? (laughing)
- That's fucking, Jesus Christ.
- Okay. - Oh my God.
- When we use to live at the old house,
I use to hear 'em all the time.
It would piss me off, like ew.
- It was like the middle of the night and I walked in,
and then they like freaked out and sat up on the bed.
And Dad like covered his dick with his vest.
In my little kid mind, I was like, that's kinda weird.
(laughs) And now looking back on it,
they were definitely fucking.
And I walked in yeah for sure. - Nice, well that's cool, man.
- What's your best and worst memory of our parents?
- My worst memory, how they put you in karate,
and then I tried to ask a year later if I could join
and my dad yelled at me and told me no.
- What, what, that was his favorite story.
- I said, "Dad can I join karate?"
"No!"
I said, "Oh my god." (laughing)
- Spankings were bad.
You know that was never fun. - Bitch, I got beat.
I got beat like a fucking slave.
- Well, yeah that's because you were bad.
(laughing) - Bitch, I got my back beat
with back scratchers, belts, electrical cords.
- He's from the South, so, you know.
- That's on my lower back, that's not
even my ass, that was my back.
- What's your best and worst memory of our father?
- Best memory would be, he put me in Girl Scouts.
Our Indian-ass father went to Girl Scout camp with me.
There was like a sewing competition,
and he was like, boom, boom, boom, boom.
- That's what we do.
- And we won the sewing competition from our Brownies.
- We weave, okay, in and out, yeah.
I don't have any memories of him,
but I will say he made a dope daughter
and I got to have a dope sister.
- Aww! - Stop the fuck outta here.
(laughing)
- Which one of us was a mistake?
- Ooh, definitely you. - Now see you got
me messed up. (both laughing)
- Definitely you, I wasn't a mistake.
- I can't imagine either of our parents
planned for either one of us. - I know.
I feel like I was probably made in like, anger.
- (laughing) So you're a hate-fuck baby?
- I am a hate-fuck baby!
- Definitely me. - I don't think
you should put that on yourself.
- No, it was definitely me, let's be honest.
- Neither of us were a mistake.
We were both planned, we were both given
the same opportunities in life,
so neither of us was a mistake
and neither of us are a mistake.
- That may be the case, but the series
of events that happened over the course
of my teenage years led to me being a mistake.
- Everybody has fuck-ups, and you thinking of yourself
as a mistake just isn't like a healthy thing to do.
- I'm aware of this.
- Which sibling will get. (laughs)
- Ask it. - Which sibling will
get more in the will? (laughs)
That's fucked up (both laughing)
- Jesus Christ.
- Which sibling will get more in the will?
- Me.
- Why? - They like me more.
I go to their house more.
I do chores when I go there.
They actually like me, I mean...
- I'm pretty sure the parents love us all.
- You're being generous, but okay.
(both laughing)
- Grandma and Grandpa told me I get their house so.
- Shit, that did not happen.
- That did happen. - All right, cool.
- Yeah. - Love you Grandma.
- The most spoiled sibling has to take a shot.
That's you. - Yeah.
- And the bar was low. - That is true.
- So like-- I had a roof over my head.
- I had roofs.
- True. - Sometimes they had holes.
Ha!
- The most spoiled sibling has to take a shot.
- Go ahead. - Really?
- Yeah. (crew laughing)
- I like how you, "yeah."
(laughs)
- Bitch, you already know that's you.
You got $75 a month when you were in middle school--
- For clothes. - I don't give a fuck.
I didn't get an allowance.
- Anybody in my family could answer this
and they would definitely say it's him.
- Just 'cause I'm the favorite don't mean nothing.
- Whatever. - Cheers.
- If you can only save mom or dad from a burning building.
- Jesus Christ. - Who do you choose?
- No. - Just neither?
- Yeah, fuck 'em both.
(both laughing) - That's terrible.
- You can only save mom or dad from a burning building
who do you choose?
- Oh man. (fingers tap on wood)
- Are you really gonna do...
- [Interviewer] Who do you think he was going to say?
- Mom, definitely, you were definitely gonna pick--
- Both or neither, because, you know.
- So you gonna let both of 'em suffer?
Is that how you're doing it?
- Well, I'm not going to pick one or the other.
That's fucked up.
- Oh okay, I'm picking Mom.
- Why?
- I mean Mom and I we had our ups and downs
but Dad was on a whole nother level.
I'm probably gonna get in trouble for that.
- I think you'll learn to admire Dad
though, like once you've lived a little longer.
- Whatever, it's whatever - Yeah, well, socially--
- Whatever. - Everybody has their flaws.
- Name a physical and or emotional wound
I gave you that has taken a long time to heal.
Ooh, fuck, that's gonna hurt.
- Remember when I wanted the remote from you?
And you pushed me into the glass door and it broke!
Ooh! - First off I don't know why
you were trying to take the remote.
I was watching TV. - Okay!
- I looked up to you more than anyone in my entire life
I thought you were the coolest fucking person
and then you dipped for maybe like six months to a year.
And I didn't understand what was going on
because I was young.
- You're right, just somethings happening.
- I didn't get it.
We saw you walking and mom and dad picked you up
and it was my birthday and you didn't say happy birthday.
And after that I was like, I love this dude
more than I loved anyone in my entire life.
I can't love anyone.
- Oh my god, I wanna hug you.
- Don't, don't tear up, you're fine.
- No, I love you. - You're fine, do you wanna...
It happened, it built my character, do you know what I mean?
- Should we stick our parents in a nursing home?
Push came to pull and I had to move back home
to take care of them and possibly quit my job,
I would definitely do that. - Yeah.
- 'Cause regardless of our relationship growing up,
they're still my parents.
- I would move in, too, I would take care of them.
- Move in, bitch, you already live there.
Where you moving to? - Well, I... (laughs)
- Where are you moving to?
- Should we see more of each other?
If so, who's to blame for that predicament?
You. - Who's to blame
for us seeing more of each other?
- Not seeing more of each other, you.
You don't text back.
- I text back.
- Who, not me. - Not you, but... (laughs)
- We definitely don't ever see each other.
Unless its a holiday, legit. (chuckles)
- Who's to blame? - Who's to blame?
You have a vehicle so what's your excuse?
- So do you!
You've had a vehicle longer than me actually
'cause when we graduated, who got the car?
(both laughing)
- You wanna hang out? - Yes!
- Do you wanna kick it? - Yeah.
- You wanna be homies? - All the time!
- Yeah?
- [Interviewer] Do you wish you talked more?
- Should we talk more?
No. (laughs)
'Cause I'm satisfied with where we're at.
- So why can't you just come up here?
- 'Cause you don't ask, that's why.
You've never asked me to come over and hang out.
- [Interviewer] Do you want to see more of each other?
- Oh yeah, we could easily see more of each other.
- No. - Well, first off--
- (laughs) I was just joking.
- We're cool right? - Always, shit.
- We didn't fuck each other up.
- I can't fucking dump you. - We're not mad at each other.
- Hopefully. - You're my fucking sister.
- You can't dump me?
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- Buy it, it's cheap as fuck.
Play Truth or Drink at home.