Kay Cooking, Uncle roger review her before
Last time, she cook raw rice
And the garlic so burnt it look like it live through Chernobyl
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Is kay gonna make better fried rice this time
or is she going to make our ancestors cry again?
Let's see
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Remember niece and nephew
This just comedy video
Kay actually lovely person
Don't leave bad comment on her video
Just laugh
Don't bully people, it never end well just ask Chrissy teigen
Hi people, and I'm back
why her video so yellow
Is she trying to blend into her wall?
Today is Tuesday
After making a mess of the special fried rice
I'm going to have a go and this time I'm going to do it properly
As you can see, I got the rice cooking this time
Haiya she cooking rice but still no rice cooker
I've also got some peas cooking
I don't know if the peas need cooking but I'm just gonna do it
Uncle Roger don't know why the obsession with pea in egg fried rice
Why people love pea so much?
Pea is most annoying vegetable
You ever drop pea and it roll under fridge?
you can't reach it
And then you think
Okay I guess the pea live there forever now
Niece and nephew also telling Uncle Roger that is not induction stove
This just heating coil under a glass pane
Haiya uncle roger didn't think there could be thing that worse than an induction stove
so not satisfying
Why your stove look like Tron?
Haiya
As I did last time
Ok, same wok as last time
Three
What are you pouring so slow
Well these are dessert spoons, but it's supposed to be tablespoons
But I'm gonna pour four of it this time
Give that time to warm up
The rice is still doing
No no you can't just leave rice boiling like that
You cook rice in saucepan you get the water boiling then immediately cut it down
to simmer, to simmer! and also put lid on it
Where you lid?
Give me your address Uncle Roger send you rice cooker for free
Don't torture rice like this anymore
White rice matter white rice matter
I predict this rice gonna be bad
Keep watching video
See if Uncle Roger correct
I will give rice a lot more time
See, even her wok sweating I think her wok scare what she gonna do
So first of all
Pea taste like sad
Put the peas in
I know last time it said put ham and the egg, but I'm not gonna do it this time
I'm just gonna
What is that
Ham and chicken
That ham and chicken
Haiya that meat looks so fake
It's suitable for vegan
On the same plate
Look how white and awkward the meat look
Just like the friends reunions
Run them in together and I'm gonna drop the egg in
No the rest of stuff not even cook yet
Haiya
The rice is cooked for 20 minutes
20 minute too long
I am assuming now it's done
Don't assume check properly
You can't just assume rice done
you've got to see if it soak all the moisture
The rice is done, I don't know if you can tell but
Oh my God
The rice
still wet
This is painful
That's not rice
That's still porridge haiya
Who make fried rice with porridge？
It looks soft
Oh my god
If your rice too wet you fucked up
Also you cannot make fried rice with freshly cooked rice
it need to be leftover
So many video I make
Nobody learn anything
It like Uncle Roger wasting my time
No more video Uncle Roger gonna quit YouTube now
Last time her rice uncook, It too dry
Now her rice too wet
Is this like some Goldilocks rice bullshit
When she going to make proper rice? When?
Haiya If you gonna do shit like this, you need to give Uncle Roger warning
Oh dear
You know what's happened don't ya?
Yeah too wet, rice too wet
Too much rice
What? oh no no
This woman think her problem is
Too much rice? Is she delusional or something
Too much rice haiya
Uncle roger can't even say haiya to this
This is like next level from haiya
Uncle Roger no word for this anymore
Speechless
Oh my
Doesn't matter
Oh my god look at that
You make all our ancestor crying again
Uncle Roger Grandma awake from her grave
Just so she can die a second time
This is not special fried rice
this special sad sludge
Haiya
I don't know if the rice is supposed to change color or anything
If it doesn't, it doesn't
Fried rice supposed to change color
So add some soy sauce
Why no seasoning? The only thing of color in this rice is her spoon
I don't know if the rice is supposed to change color or anything
She can make her camera change color
but not rice why?
I think it should
Think it might need another egg for that
You don't need egg, you need Jesus
No, cause it's not egg fried rice, it's special fried rice
Why the rice so wet?
Is it because our ancestors tear in there
This is like torture, stop it, just stop
Kay, stop cooking fried rice
Uncle Roger will do anything
I even willing to get back with that bitch of a woman Auntie Helen
Just stop
Well if you wondering what number I've got my cooker on
It's number 3
Nobody care about your cooker number Kay we not trying to ask cooker out on date
As you can probably see, the rice is a lot better than last time
Where got better?
Uncle roger can't even put my leg back up on chair
But that's looking a lot better than last time
I mean at least she cook the rice this time but if you hear
Take closer listen at what the rice saying
You can still see bits of eggs in it being cooked
Okay
This better than last time
Because at least it cooked
But just because it better than last time
Doesn't mean it good, That like saying
Last time you got shot but this time you only get stabbed
So much better
Haiya last time it was crunchy
This time a sludge
Who eat her rice
You either need a hammer or a straw
It's feeling...the texture a lot better than last time
Too much peas in again
That not your problem
See how the rice all binding together
Just like how all Asian people binding together against you now
I remember this just comedy video, don't attack Kay
Treat people with love and respect even if they fucked up cooking
Right, as you can see it's all done
All done?
It don't look any different from when you start
Like I said the rice is nice and soft
Nobody want nice and soft trust me
Nice and soft is exactly why auntie helen left
Sorry children
That is a redo of what I messed up on Thursday
I hope you like what you seen. Like I said, no taste test
I know a lot of you have been complaining
At least she not feeding this to anyone
No taste test I feel bad for her poor son last time
Eating the raw rice and the burnt garlic
But it's something that I've started now it's a lot better than what the last one was
I took what my viewers said and I boiled the rice
Ok you cook the rice
But where's the garlic? last time you have garlic
And where the soy sauce? No seasoning
No garnish
From now on when people tell Uncle Roger
"Women belong in kitchen" Uncle Roger go, no, not kay
Kay so bad at cooking she turn Uncle Roger into feminist
You wanna ask me to make something or whatever you want me to do
If I can make it, I will
Haiya, kay
Uncle Roger what you to make Asian people happy
Two video now, how about this
Kay, DM nephew nigel on Instagram, we bring rice cooker to your house
Cook egg fried rice together
What you think
Niece and nephew, If you want to see Uncle Roger collab with kay cooking
Smack that like button
If Kay see so many like on this video
Maybe she want to cook with Uncle roger
Let's try to make this happen
kay just get rice cooker
Don't torture white rice like this anymore because white rice matter
Hashtag WRM
Oh I'm gonna get in trouble for this, but I'm gonna keep it in
As you can tell
kay really Cooking up a storm here because this like Hurricane Katrina
From now on when people say women belong in kitchen
Uncle Roger gonna to say no, not kay
Kay cooking turn Uncle Roger into feminist now
Uncle Roger do YouTube 1 year now, still couldn't afford air-con
Still sweating all over the place
Haiya
Send Uncle Roger air-con
Niece and nephew
Don't make Uncle Roger put my leg down from chair
Go watch another video down there, right down there, click down there
No no no no not dirty like that
I don't mean down there
I mean click below
go click below and watch another video
Go!