ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome back to untitled goose game or
should I say young cog am goose I just
missed it I miss being this feathery
fierce warrior no joke it goes I needed
to get back in and see him again and
what I want it oh no oh no the goose is
taking over my desktop wait there's two
geese young conch I'm goose who you oh
this is bad
I grab things again no he's he's
tracking dirt all over my screen dude do
you want an apple you you want you an
apple Jung Kyung peace offering
oh [ __ ] okay he's gone just go about
your day just played the game normally
and and see what happens what what is
that did you just bring me a meme
looking for trouble and if I cannot find
it I will create it stop get out of my
screen I should he's coming for my
cursor get away come back [ __ ] hell
okay okay I have control of it again
this goose is absolute chaos little
fecker yeah
Jung Kyung let's see you do that huh I'm
the better goose I'm a much better goose
than you are okay we have to lock the
groundskeeper out what if I hey hey cut
goddamn it how did you how did you knock
me through the barrier I need to get his
keys I need to get his keys keys keys I
need to I need the keys stop it stop it
okay okay I'm goose
hahaha wait he's sending another meme
what the hell is that
no go away no yoke [ __ ] got your keys
now they're in the water what are you
gonna do about it
no you shut up get out of here I don't
want your notes - [ __ ]
ah [ __ ] get away from get away from I
can't escape him ah [ __ ] no he's taking
me back
stop I need to keep the keys out here
wait a second could I use the key of
[ __ ] okay okay I was supposed to lock
you out this isn't going according to
plan right now stop stop stop stop I
hide yung-chun calm bush oh calc
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you'll never find me
the hunka nning it begins now brothers
oh god what's he coming back with now
what are you doing mess with the hunk
you get the ball yeah that's right the
heel cunning brother breaking the lake
break in the lake no break in the lake
recognize Timmy
Mike got your keys
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] goddamn it such
a slow [ __ ] goose if the water get to
the water and get the water yes they're
your keys they're gone for good you'll
never get them back
[ __ ] he just goes into the water damn it
Jesus Christ to mind I'm trying to I'm
trying to create the honking in here
hills help no no no no breaking the lake
breaking the leg though
Rick Rick in the lake I want to put
Ragan the lake but you're not letting me
you're being a big stink yes yes yes yes
go go yes
I did it I locked him out did it today
you're never gonna get back in the
honking it's now one by one we will
destroy this world yes brother I like
that he brings me memes I like that a
lot I like the memes hogs I think that
the goose should win an Oscar this year
I'm just saying he's worthy of one hi
okay okay I'm goose um okay
[ __ ] got it Shh wait now I can't get
back in okay how long can he begin [ __ ]
another win ah damn it
no goose goose goose No now is not the
time now now is not the time come stop
no don't follow him goddamn it like
trying to herd cats wait so have to do a
cabbage picnic trip the boy in the
puddle make the shop scales go ding open
an umbrella inside the TV shop I can't
even get there anymore stuck here
I can just go back up the street to the
other areas oh that's nice cuz he
finished it already so this is
technically New Game+ peace was never an
option the goose me no Jung Kyung am
goose you imposter you brother for the
white young canoe get out of here fake
goose there could be only one a leader a
champion a warrior now I have double
pitter patters going on okay other goose
go distract that guy have you distract
that guy then I can get in and destroy
them from within the honking brother I
would give him a high five or a you know
it doesn't work flap if you're with me
brother well damn it I'm supposed to
inspire Millions if I can't even get one
of my kindred to follow me good work
thank you brother if you're with me honk
once for yes twice for no okay
I double yoked that means double yes ah
we're back me amigo he's still terrified
okay you got to get the shoes you got to
get the shoes the shoes are where he
gets his powerful okay make him trip in
the puddle yes brother
Jung Kyung kam goose the honking starts
now your track and [ __ ] all over my
screen come on get with the army or okay
these memes are just becoming kind of
obnoxious now you're leaving them
everywhere it's like babysitting open an
umbrella inside the TV shop make someone
from outside the high street buy back
their own stuff okay whatever make the
shop scales go ding how can do that but
something on scale he onk like this
ah need something heavier and he said oh
gosh watch me okay goodbye Brad brother
okay what's really heavy
god damn these memes get out of here
what's really heavy that I could put on
the scales could I put her on the scales
put myself on the scales oh god what's
he got now that's me as king that would
I like I like that mean
thank you that's a good one I appreciate
that one so you're with me you're gonna
fight alongside me good finally took
awhile I was just looking you can't stop
me for just looking I damned the worst
okay grab the tissues and bring them in
here oh god more memes help me do this
to do honk busy day honk honk am goose
honestly so relatable okay I gotta get
her to realize that her toilet papers
missin come on over here there's toilet
paper inside this you don't yunk i'm the
hawk you mess with the yonk you get the
beurre blanc hi I'm gonna take a leak
get it I'm gonna take a leak
nope nope let me up let me know oh god
damn it get back in there
no brother brother brother no I need
this right now
brother give me back my here we go
you almost ruined it dude you're the
worst
okay is this heavy enough well it's too
heavy for me to carry all right we need
to make the scales go ding so how many
tomatoes is that I stick my head on it
hey how did you get out stop
this is bad news for justice sorry hard
to type with feet that's relatable Young
honk higher degree no no no don't aren't
ya stop sorry boy I'm on a journey right
now with my friend let go god damn it I
am the Emperor goose honk honk I'm
winner ok you go in the phone box I need
an umbrella she's not gonna know she's
never gonna know this is gonna work just
put that here I'm setting up for a plan
I have to open up an umbrella in the TV
station get in the phone box ya little
twerp
that's it get it get in there there we
go
I'm not doing anything I'm [ __ ] I was
supposed to open up that in the store
god damnit leave me alone go save the
boy he's the one who asked I didn't do
[ __ ] I'm a good goose honk aney miss
discount it's open in the store I didn't
open it in the store it counts it counts
I I feel good about myself
oh very funny yes I'm Irish Irish goose
that's that's not funny dude that's
that's childish no go the other way
child go the other way
yes stinky get in the phone box again oh
the umbrellas closed again nice and the
phone box
can the fault not that way
you know little goose a little help
would be nice okay he's in he's in this
is gonna work this time
honk honk I'm sexy goose go go go go go
go
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all right now do it
yes I'm famous I'm on TV hey mom honk
honk I'm best dude come on this is
wildly inappropriate
there are kids watching maybe I don't
know but just cuz I was making funny it
doesn't mean you can say this to me I
caused problems on purpose yeah no [ __ ]
look at my desktop I can't see anything
right now ok well I'm gonna have to
leave this episode here because clearly
I can't play anymore
there's so many memes on screen that I
don't even know what's game and what's
not we may have been thwarted today we
may have been stopped for a tiny little
brief moment in history but honk honk
I'm goose and the honking will happen
soon brothers
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no no like let go
right let go