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Iron Man aka Tony Stark is one of the most likable jerks in all of comics
But a big part of what makes him so fun is all the OP tech that he puts into those suits
He builds he's been at this for decades and it's about time that we highlighted some of the most ridiculous armors
Ironman has ever built so hey. I'm nervous Nick Turse crew tags top 10
craziest Iron Man suits
Number 10
Let's kick off this top 10 by thinking outside the box a little bit what if your Iron Man suit had an Iron Man suit
that's
basically what the Hulk Buster is and
If the name didn't make it obvious enough this thing's sole purpose is bringing down the big green world breaker this armors
Got a gamma radiation radar just for hunting some Hulk's plus some irradiated shielding to protect from a cellular degeneration
because
Nobody likes though in their cells start melting
But if you're squaring off against the angry green giants you've got to pack a punch that can equal his
So the Hulk Buster uses freakin rocket boosters to propel its punches plus something called the shock in a system this lets Tony
Launch enough energy to power a continent. I am in fact shocked and in awe fun fact that Hulk buster
We saw an age of Ultron looks an awful lot like suit model number 52 in the comics
Only the one in the comics could turn into a car Iron Man vs. Transformers
when
number 9
Iron Man vs. Transformers now or
2007 the UD issues came out assuming okay the anti
Transformer armor isn't the most powerful or even the most functional suit that Tony's ever made
But the fact that he built a transformer sized suit just because he heard some rumors about giant alien robots
It's freakin great with this big honkin suit
He can whack fighter jets out of the sky blast Decepticons apart and even go toe-to-toe with Megatron
10 seconds before Megatron shot its head off
But you know at least it got Tony dreaming of whether or not he could build an even bigger one someday if it means more
Weird crossovers like this we say yes, please also the answer is yes he can in fact to build a bigger one bite
Number date
Just cos he's Iron Man that doesn't mean he hogs all the goods to himself
sometimes Tony gives his best buddies suits -
Just like in Civil War when he gave Peter Parker the iron spider
Armor as a thank-you gift for joining his side of the war this suit you Spidey mid-range gliding GPS audio visual amplification
And what did you know it it even makes him look more like a spider those extra arms are in fact like an actual set
Of extra arms if those arms also had eyeballs
What I'm saying is he can grab stuff and he can see with the extra arms its own trying to say here Plus like any
Suit worthy of the stark name the iron spider armor protects against day near
Everything and even comes with a candle layer that blends into any environment. Yeah the suits nice, but it's not gonna bring back Uncle Ben
If it wasn't already obvious we did we love ourselves some crossovers here at ScrewAttack so when dr
Doom and Iron Man crossed over with Arthurian lore it made for one of the greatest armors in iron man's history
the mystic armor in iron man legacy of Doom the doc steals the legendary Excalibur
So what you're gonna do about it mystic armor get your science Bowl crap out of this house because this suit is mad
Plus that ponytail spiffy it looks like full bore from Killer Instinct only longer and flowy on the best part
He's completely invulnerable
Like fly into an oil tanker and go boom as a distraction kind of invulnerable
Yeah, sure the mystic armors dumb, but it's the fun kind of dumb
number six
Here's another well-known classic remember that time Tony had to inject himself in the extremis virus to like not succumb to his wounds and died
That was fun. Also it gave us the extremis Armour
What are the coolest things about this suit is that Tony can summon and operate it with his brain?
But that's not all it's crazy about it the extremis armor has gravity grips on the gloves
Turbines and the boost that blast Iron Man and over Mach 8 and somehow a version of dr.
Doom's time machine all of them are controlled with his brain
Oh it can also do this other thing where it taps into the satellite network so that mr.
Stark can remotely call on his other armors - only problem
Is it's sort of impossible to use extremis armor without being on?
Extremists the drug by not many Iron Man suits let Tony do this much cool stuff with his brain
number
500 you know you've got a crazy suit when people think that it's something called the god killer after Tony joined the
Guardians of the galaxy he was all like I should make a suit that I can use in deep space
So he made the deep space suit
I know that name sounds kind of boring compared to some of the others on this list
But trust me this thing is anything
But how can it be boring when it's powered by multiple repulsor tech course pepper AI and the Stark omniversal?
multitasking software
You know that the tech that lets Tony control other armors from?
Hundreds of light-years away and like so many suits before it the deep-space armor is modular
And it even comes with the mobile armory perfect for interplanetary travel
Or dropping bombs on Soviet war machines on the moon
Yes, that's real
number four
All these Iron Man armors are about putting a dude inside of a suit, but I ask you this Internet
What if you put the suit inside of the dude?
Tony Stark and Reed Richards put their heads together to create model number 37 the bleeding edge armor
Which does pretty much exactly what I was to say it uses the nanotechnology from extremists to keep an entire
Iron Man suit inside Tony's body
No lie the thought of that kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies
But when you understand how insane this armor is it's worth it the bleeding edge armor is powered by an r/t node which gives Tony
superhuman levels of intelligence and lets the armor take on whatever forms
He wants you can make it look like normal clothes armors or even different beings and says it's nanotech
We're dealing with here the thing is basically indestructible. Just so long as it's got access to Tony's arc reactor juice
that sounds gross, so
TLDR leading edge armor basically makes Tony Stark a Green Lantern, but with science and not space match
But then it got space magic when Odin Davidson as guardian enchantments had temporarily turned it into the iron destroyer
That is one of the most metal things. I have ever seen
number three
If you thought the Hulk buster was impressive just check out what Tony did when he had to bring down the Phoenix force?
In The Avengers vs.. X-men events Tony, built a weapon to try and kill the unkillable
And he called it the Phoenix Buster armor. Yes. It's dumb look yes
It looks exactly like be 102 gala from Sonic Adventure
but if you understood how powerful this suit was you would not be laughing even though it doesn't quite kill this flaming space bird the
Phoenix Buster still lives up to its name by blasting the Phoenix force into five pieces
This eventually leads to Wolverine standing Cyclops in the face and everybody's favorite bald second professor Mann dying
Is it stupid yeah, kinda, but it is crazy?
number two
One of the latest suits in stark technology is also one of the slickest looking that Tony has ever made
Even though it makes him look like a walking Apple computer
The end o similar is actually a living organism a symbiote to be exact so
Instead of the usual sort of suit-up sequence this one is more like getting nickelodeon slimed and coming out with one of the most powerful
Iron Man armors ever even so it's pretty tough to beat some of the feats
We've mentioned from his previous suits that is until the part in superior Iron Man where he basically defeats a mental projection of himself
Powering the previous 49 suits since the end of sim armor is pretty much Tony wearing an alien
There's no AI or remote control options
But if it's so stupidly powerful that it can single-handedly destroy all the previous suits should that even matter
The answer is no
it's definitely no, it's
number one
I'm in suits are usually sleek and futuristic
But we can also appreciate the gritty end of the spectrum
Even though we love that Tony's pal Rhodey rocks the Second Amendment as hard as you can with the war machine suit that armor is
not number one
but Rhodey did
Pilot number one pleasant if for some reason you've ever dreamed of what it might look like to wear a space satellite
Take a look at the satellite
Armor Tony's somehow built this gigantic machine and put it into space
Completely in secret. Just in case a major catastrophe ever came up so when the Scrolls tried to invade earth
He sent good old Rhodey into orbit to check out his latest creation
only for Rhodey to discover that his buddy had gone full-blown crazy with his thing and then
for eight
glorious pages
war machine track aku's through every last scroll shipped South Philly style and saves the day in the
absolute most
ridiculous fashion, and it's awesome
I love it the satellite armor is the kind of thing that makes every single other Iron Man suit look tame and reserved in
comparison Tony Stark should be very very proud
for a secret number 11
You can't have squirrel girl without a little bit of craziness coming along with her surprise surprise
She once had her own Iron Man suit
Complete with a tail a teenage girl with a tail wearing an Iron Man suit to fly to the moon is in fact pretty crazy