- Are we live?
- Yeah.
(chuckling)
- That's going to go on national television?
- 10 years. A decade of me making videos,
and you still don't understand.
- But you've been on national television.
So this can... this is for the world.
The world can see this.
(Laughs)
- I'm explaining how YouTube works.
- Exactly. I know.
- Well, you don't 'cause you called it national television.
(both laughing)
- Can't go on national television.
I just get nervous I'm gonna say something wrong.
- Nobody's putting this on national television.
- Okay.
- We're putting it on YouTube.
- I've always wanted to be on national television though.
(Both Laughing)
- Welcome back.
- Thanks.
- Welcome back, mother.
- Hi, everybody.
- Thanks for coming back on the channel.
- Yeah. Hope you're not tired of me.
Hello.
- We had a gin before we started filming
to loosen up, and I think it might've
done its job a little too well.
- Never enough gin.
- Yeah, never enough gin at, sorry, what time at is it?
- Where? It's 11:00 somewhere.
- 11:00?
- Well, that's when you can start drinking. At Eleven.
- A.M.?
- Yeah.
- Well then in that case, it's 11:00 here.
- Whenever you want to have a drink,
all you say is, it's 11:00 somewhere.
And then you can have a drink.
- I thought it was it's five o'clock somewhere.
- Oh no. Eleven.
- You've added six hours of drinking.
- When you get to be my age.
It's 11 o'clock somewhere.
- Is that how it works?
- Yeah.
I thought it'd be fun to bring my mom
on here and see if she knows any queer slang.
I've seen other people do this video
and I always think it's, it's funny.
- Oh. We should have looked at other people
do this video and get some tips.
- No, it's better. this way. You're fresh.
- I'm a Virgin Slanger.
Not Slayer
- What?
(laughing)
- That was all wrong too.
Dragon slayer.
Oh no!
(both laughing)
- So, I went over on my Instagram
and I asked you guys for your favorite queer slang terms.
- My Instagram is right here.
The link to my Instagram.
- Not true, but just my handle is there.
The link will be in the description
- Below....oh!
- If you click here the video will just pause.
- Oh.
- Are there any slang terms that you know
off the top of your head like that you are familiar with?
- Like gay slangs?
- Yeah. (whispering) Gay slangs.
- No. Would it be different from regular people slangs?
I guess we're not... that's sounded terrible.
Like as in non-queer people slangs
which would be non-binary slacks.
Is that right?
- No
- What is it?
- Because non-binary slang would be queer slang.
- Binary slang?
- There you go.
So you're familiar with binary slang?
- Maybe. say some.
- I'm getting so turned around.
I went on my Instagram, and I asked you for
queer slang terms that I could quiz my mom on.
So many of these are sexual, but they're not all sexual.
- If This goes on national television.
I can't say anything bad.
- Classic. We're gonna start with the classic
top and bottom.
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- Top and bottom.
- Like I'm supposed to say what that means?
Yeah what you think it means.
Do you know what it means?
- Well yeah, someone's on the top
and someone's on the bottom, but
- Kinda. There's more to it than that.
- It's kind of like a 69, I would think.
Right? Top or bottom.
It's just, I thought you were doing sexual stuff.
Why do you immediately go to 69?
Where'd you get that from? Oh no.
I told you, see. I'm not gonna be very good at this.
Cut. Cut.
We need to talk.
- The internet loves to categorize people as like
well she's clearly the top, and she's clearly the bottom.
- Oh, like who's the dominant.
But this idea I think is kind of divisive.
that you have like a top and a bottom
and it's that easy to define
when like, technically I don't know how
sexually technical you want me to get.
- Well, I want to know.
A top is somebody who is giving
- Aaah. In any way.
- in whatever way.
And then the bottom is someone who's receiving in any way
It doesn't matter your position,
doesn't matter if you're sixty-nine-ing.
- So top is giving, bottom is receiving.
- Yes.
- And it doesn't matter where you're at.
- What? Top or bottom?
Exactly. Moving on.
- So you want to be on the bottom, right?
- I can't handle you. Well, no.
So that would be a very bottom thing to say.
- Wouldn't it be more fun to be on the bottom
- If you're a bottom, yeah.
- Oh, but some people, like being
- Yes. Yes.
- Some people are really into being the top.
- What are you?
- I'm not telling you that.
Oh no, no.
- I thought we had an open relationship.
- Don't tell them. I'll tell you later.
Just leading from that one, a switch?
Or someone who's verse?
- A switch. Where you switch from being
the top or the bottom.
- Yeah. Most of the time it's not as clear cut
as one person is the top and one person is the bottom.
Right, right, right.
But your preference, there's usually a lean.
- Ledollarbean?
- Ledollarbean, like dollar as in spelled "dollar"?
- Yeah. Like the dollar sign.
This is a new one from TikTok.
- Ooh. Ledollarbean.
- Ledollarbean.
When I think of dollar sign,
then you're actually paying for something?
- Ooh, good guess.
- Maybe you're paying for someone to be
on the top.
- Or are you bean, are you bean on the top?
- So they're paying you.
I feel like lots of people aren't gonna know this one,
because it's very niche.
The TikTok. Some might not know.
- Oh, So not just baby game, Mama doesn't know.
No! Lots of people wouldn't know this stuff.
Ledollarbean means lesbian.
So it's like lesbian spelled with a dollar sign.
So it's le $ bian.
On TikToK someone made a video where they use
the like closed captioning,
and they spelled lesbian with the dollar sign.
- Yeah.
The machine read it out.
And instead of reading it lesbian
she said ledollarbean, le$bian.
- I can't see that.
- Oh. Uhaul.
Uhaul, So that's like, like you're
hauling stuff around town.
You got a lot of baggage.
- That's a good guess,
No. Uhaul is like a stereotype of queer women
is that they move in together really quickly.
So when you Uhaul, it's that you meet somebody,
You've known them for like two seconds
and you move in together.
- Oh, okay.
- A Hey mamas lesbian.
- Hey mamas? Hey mamas would be like,
I like someone with mamas.
Maybe with mamas, mamas.
- Okay, wow, so you're just making up your own.
- Look at those mamas.
- A hey mamas lesbian is like
kind of like a Playboy kind of.
- Oh, like a I'm cool. Hey mamas.
- Like a hey, hey mamas. Exactly.
Hey mama, come over to my turf.
Like, they've got like a snap back.
And they're like always like, yeah, like, hey mamas.
Clearly I'm not one. Because that's mine.
A pillow princess another classic.
- A pillow princess.
You like to have your head on the pillow, princess.
And it can only be on the pillow
whenever anything's going on.
- Yeah. You're close. So what would that mean? Keep going.
- Your head is on the pillow and you're the princess
so you're on the bottom,
- Mmm hmm, yep, mmm hmmm
and you got the top feeder on the princess. On the bottom
I'm sorry, whoa. Not a , no.
No one's called a top feeder. What?
So, pillow princess is like the extreme of a bottom.
So most of the time even if you're considered a bottom,
it's still a, there's a back and forth.
Whereas a pillow princess will only receive.
Oh, okay.
And then the opposite of a pillow princess,
would be called a touch-me-not.
Or sometimes they're called stone tops.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm still new to some of the slang too.
Where like a touch-me-not or a stone top
is somebody who will only give
and they don't want to receive at all.
So if you get a pillow princess
and a touch-me-not together, A-plus.
- Oh, okay.
- There you go.
- It's like a, a positive and a negative.
- Yes.
Cause two positives don't attract.
- Exactly!
Alphabet mafia.
Mafia is like,
(offscreen)Ready or not, here I come.
Zeke? Chewyata? Where are you?
- Shhh.
Here's our mascot.
(offscreen) Have you guys seen Chewyata?
- Chewatawa is a place in Ottowa.
- That's not true.
- No it's not.
Just wondering if you know your geography.
- Oh hi.
- There he is. Hey
- Oh hey father.
- Alphabet mafia is like when you go through the alphabet
- Your eyebrows. You look so mischievous.
Whatever you're about to say.
- The alphabet mafia is when you
go through the alphabet, in bed.
- I'm a part of the alphabet mafia.
- Oh, LGBTQ community.
Exactly. Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm.
- Oh, so it's just the alphabet.
- Cause there's so many letters in the descriptor
- Oh, in the LGBTQ, LGBTQ+
- Yeah.
If I asked you, do you listen to Girl in Red?
- ♪ Lady in red ♪
I like that song. It's a waltz.
- It's not the song.
- ♪ do do do do do ♪
- Not that song.
- What's the question again?
If I said, do you listen to Girl in Red?
What does that mean?
Does that mean you're in your cycle?
Oh, that's a good guess.
No, it's just asking if you're attracted to women
Girl in Red is a queer musician.
Now you don't say like, Oh, are you gay?
Or are you into women?
It's like, do you listen a Girl in Red?
- So now you could say, if you want to know
if you're in a cycle, do you listen to Girl in Red?
And then they'd say, yeah.
And then you're like, Oh, she's in her cycle.
- Yeah, that would work too.
That would also work. Thanks mom.
That's the first question I like to ask. Hey,
- Do you listen to Girl in Red?
- Are you currently menstruating?
What about, a beard? If I would say he's my beard.
- My first thought was that they were transgender
because maybe they're getting a beard.
- Ooh. Uh Huh.
- He's my beard?
Yeah.
- So he's my partner. He's my guy.
- If I'm a gay woman and I say, he's my beard.
What does that mean?
- That he's he's on top.
- He's on top?
- Ah! Oh, there's my beaver.
- Here you go Chawatawa.
- Oh, take it. Be careful.
- Oh, thanks Chawatawa. Thank you so much.
Nice to see ya. Thanks for being part of it.
It looks like Chawatawa's single guys.
If anyone's interested?
- Looking for a Chawatawa?
- If anyone's looking for a beard.
- You're a gay woman. And he's your man.
So he's just a friend.
- Yeah. Close. a beard is like when you date somebody
who, just so that nobody knows you're gay.
He's like your cover.
- Oh!
- So, gold star. A gold star lesbian.
- Oh, they've been around for a long time. Gold star.
- That's another classic, yeah.
- Yeah, gold star.
They've known for a long time and
they've been a lesbian for a long time.
- Close, close.
- Or they've been in it for a long time.
So they get a gold star.
- Can be. So they get....they get a reward.
for being in it for so long?
Cause they knew, not like you, who took forever.
- No, definitely not. I am no gold star.
- So they knew like when they were young.
So they get a gold star
- A gold star is a lesbian, who's never slept with a man.
Oh see, they knew for a long time.
Yes. You can have a gold star for that one.
- See?
- A unicorn.
- A unicorn is a sexual toy because it has a unicorn.
Well, wait oh, kind of.
Aren't unicorns usually like, it's very gay symbol.
So, it's a unicorn colors, a gay unicorn. It's just.
- Getting anywhere with that one?
- No, I don't know.
- A male female couple, when they're looking
to have a threesome with a bisexual
usually woman, they're looking for their unicorn.
Because they want someone who's into women
and into men and willing to have a threesome.
- I was asked that in Vegas one time.
- So they thought maybe you'd be their unicorn.
- Exactly. I'm like, I got to go.
- I'm not a unicorn. I'm not the unicorn you seek.
- I'm scared.
- Oh no. How long does that do that for?
- A while.
- Okay. Don't mind that. My mom's tower garden
is watering itself.
- Just growing some herbs.
- The backpack.
- If you're going to say I'm going to bring a backpack
then I would think it's you're bringing someone
with a lot of baggage.
- All right. We're back to the baggage.
I don't know if I want to go into this one.
- Backpack. They're packing all their stuff.
- Yeah. They're packing.
- Lots of stuff to pack.
- They are packing stuff.
What other kinds of things could they be packing?
- You're packing.
- Yep. Your packing.
- You're packing. What does that mean?
I should know what packing is.
I'm going to bring all my toys. So be ready.
Cause I've got my backpack.
- Essentially. Yes.
- You're in for the long haul.
Cause I got my backpack.
So you want them to say they're bringing their backpack?
- If you're a bottom.
- That's true. If you're a bottom feeder.
- No! Where are you getting feeder from?
- Cause it's a fish.
I got my backpack. Bring goods.
- Lesbian bed death?
We talked about that in the last video.
Oh yeah. When they all of a sudden die in bed.
- What? Is that you thought we were talking about?
- Yeah. Like if someone like dies in bed,
when you're actually having sex with them. They die.
- No, what? that's what you thought we were talking about?
No. Not even a little bit. That's so dark.
- Well, it happens.
- People believe that when you're in a
a woman on woman relationship, you just stop having sex.
that you have sex for a bit.
And then lesbian bed death is
you just like don't have sex anymore.
That's what lesbian bed death is. The myth.
Not queer specific, but the term accountant.
- Would that be a controller? They're in control.
- No.
- Cause I'm an accountant and I'm in control.
- I wouldn't say you're an accountant.
That's why I thought you'd like this one.
- So you're a numbers person.
- No. Well sure.
- Like things to balance, balance out.
- Yep.
More even. So you're keeping track of who's on the bottom.
Who's on the top.
- An accountant is like a code word
for someone who does sex work.
- Oh. So, when I say.
- So you're not an accountant.
- My meetings I'm an accountant.
Okay. That's funny.
- TikTok essentially started censoring
any videos of people talking about sex work.
So talking about stripping, escorting,
sugar daddies, whatever.
Women started using the term accountant instead
because they're always counting their money.
They're making all that good money.
And so they started...
- Well I need a raise.
- You should become an accountant.
- Exactly.
- I think that's about it.
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- This raccoon's gonna get it.
I know! I know, see?
- What were those words?
- I can't even.
- Were you, did you just speak English?
What was that?
- This raccoon's gonna get it
(slowed down)- Uh, zis raccoon's gonna get it