- Hey, look! It's Chicken Little, Chicken Medium, and Chicken Large!
(laughs) The Chicken Triplets! (laughs)
- We're not "chicken triplets". We're three entirely different birds!
- I'm Turkey-- the lovable doofus! *clank* Whoops! *thunk* *distant moan of pain*
- And I'm Duck-- the angry one!
- Yeah? What about "Runty" over there?
- That's Chicken. He's paranoid.
- Something bad is about to happen, guys. *SWOOSH* I can feel it.
- Huhah. Whatever, Chicken.
- Bird-brain.
- Well. I'm glad y'all migrated to the kitchen. *laughs*
- Yeah. Nice place. Maybe we'll stay for... *SWOOSH* Dinner? *RECORD SCRATCH*
- Hu-huh huh-ho!! Bird crap.
- I told you guys!!
- Why does no one ever listen to Chicken?
*Music*
- I gotta get out of here. Fly! Fly!
- We can't. We don't have any feathers!
- Ahh, pluck. *laughs*
- This is no laughing matter! Do you understand what turducken is?
- Wait! Isn't that one of Ree-you [Ryu]'s special moves? *RECORD SCRATCH*
- What?!
- Not even close.
- [OFFSCREEN VOICE HORRIBLY IMITATING JAPANESE ACCENT] Actually, *Gong* Orange is right.
- It's not a common one, but it is in my arsenal. Observe.
- TURDUCKEN! *Bang*
- KEN: Mmm, delicious! Hai!
- RYU: But not very effecterive [sic].
- No. Turducken is when a turkey has a duck stuffed inside it,
- then a chicken gets stuffed into that.
- *Scary chord* Eww! That's gross STUFF. *laughs*
- Gross?! Absolutely. But that's not the worst part.
- What? What could possibly be worse?
- THE PAIIIINNNN! Ohh!
- *PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH*
- Now that's just foul/fowl! *laughs*
- How are you feeling, guys?
- *Thunk* *Bombardment noise* Huhah, well, apparently I'm still clumsy.
[- OFFSCREEN DISTANT VOICE]: Ow, my face! TURDUCK: But I also feel
- INEXPLICABLY ANGRY!
- Oh, man. D'you see what's happening here?
- Sure do! I just witnessed the birth of a tur-duck.
- Which is now my favorite word! Tur-duck! [keeps repeating it]
- Hahahah! Tur-duck!
- Oh, man. Their powers are combined! He's taken on the personalities of both Turkey and Duck.
- Now he's clumsy and angry
- Do you see the horrible potential consequences of all this?
- Stuff!
- What? well yeah stuff is going to be the consequences but...
- No!! Stuff!
- Huh?
[screams in terror]
- Well, it's like they say, birds with no feathers get stuffed together. [laughs]
(Turkey) Oh no I clumsily knocked over the salt (Duck) and I'm furious about it
(Chicken) And i'm also simultaneously paranoid it's gonna bring me bad luck
[laughs] This rules, Keep the stuffing comming.
- No don't my mind is already scrambled enough as it is.
- Too late, Jalapeño
[laughs]
- Hayayay, Crumba
- FRENCH VANILLA!
[BAD FRENCH ACCENT] Mon duh [Dieu]! I have ze[the] worst ice cream headache
[laughs]
- REE-YOU [Ryu]!
- Turducken!
Knock it off man!
Why?
You are my new favorite word
Turduckachanilareeyou
Hahahahaha
Turduckachanilareeyou
Hahahaha
Stop saying it man its not even catchy
Oh! Oh! I just had a genius idea!
What?
Turduckagelaroage
Wait a minute is that!? Oh! No No no. Don't You Dare!
*nananana nananana nananana*
[grunts] Stop doing that! Its really-
[grunts]
Orange!
*nananana*
Stop! *nanananana*
Doing! *nanananana*
That!
You've turned me into some Frankenstein monster-y conglomerate of who knows how many things!
I don't even know what I am anymore!
Awww, Turducken! It doesn't matter what you are, it matters where you're going.
Great! We've got a philosopher in the house.
So tell me Orange.. Just where am I going?
Some place very warm! Probably like 325 degrees Fahrenheit.
Huh??
[dramatic music] *slash* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Aww. Poor Turduckachanilareeyouthermometer!
I really thought he had the right STUFF!
Hahahahaha
[guitar music]