- Freakin' me out. You know, we could just kill them.
- [RedVacktor] Yeah, we could...
(thunder)
(upbeat electronic music)
- Yo, what's going on, guys? It's Preston here with SGC.
We got some red guy and a Nathan grass-sniffing guy.
And we're playing Hide and Seek: Pokemon Edition.
- [RedVacktor] Oh yeah!
- It's gonna be a good time.
- [Nathan] Heck yeah, we are.
- [SGCBarbarian] Hey, Preston. Preston, look,
there's a big dragon behind us.
- [RedVacktor] Oh, is that what that is?
- [SGCBarbierian] Hi! Hi Mr. Dragon!
- I think my Bulbasaur can take him.
- [SGCBarbierian] OK, I'm gonna get out of the way of this.
- Go!
- You might not want to be in this fight, man!
It's gonna be a one-sided fight.
It ran away! It ran away!
- [SGCBarbarian] Bulbasaur's like 'no thank you'!
- Can I kill my guy?
(thunder)
- Oh, I can!
- [Nathan] Whoa dude, what are you doing?
- Yes! I killed him!
- [Nathan] I'm on fire now.
- I killed him!
- [RedVacktor] You killed him!
- Yes!
(tone)
- [RedVacktor] Look at that. Look at him. Look at him.
- Wait, who's the seeker?
- [Nathan] I am.
- [RedVacktor] Nathan's the seeker.
- Oh, he doesn't have the red name tag. I was confused.
Sorry, gentlemen.
- [SGCBarbierian] You gotta run away man,
you gotta run away, he's gonna find you.
- Why is there a mew floating here?
- [RedVacktor] I booked it, I booked it.
- [SGCBarbierian] It's a little mew.
- [Nathan] Boys, you'd better run.
- [SGCBarbierian] Stop talking about the Mew,
they're gonna know we're around here.
- Oh, sorry! Didn't realize that.
- [Nathan] Oh, okay! Now I have a hint.
Now I know what I'm doing.
- Shh.
- [SGCBarbarian] Uh, there's no hints. No hints, please.
- No hints, no hints.
- [Nathan] Okay, they're erased from the memory.
I no longer know where the hints are.
- [RedVacktor] There's something in that you guys
were over by the Mew. Right?
- No, no, no. We left that place. We left that place.
- [RedVactor] Oh, you left the place with the Mew.
- [SGCBarbierian] Hours ago.
- [Nathan] Okay, got it, got it.
I was double checkin' for good measure.
- I got a question. What does 'points' mean?
This is new to me.
- [SGCBarbarian] This is how it works on Pixlemon.
You get little points for all the time
that you're hiding. And we can see who wins.
- Oh, I like it. I like it.
Why did Nathan have to be the seeker?
- See Nathan works at my office.
- [Nathan] I'm just tryin' to find some people, man.
I just want to tag someone.
- [RedVacktor] Nope, nope, nope. Don't mind me.
I'm just in the spot that I like. It's very cozy in here.
- This sucks, dude. I can't use any of the custom commands.
- [Nathan] Oh, I thought I saw Preston,
but it's a flower. What the?
- [RedVacktor] You thought Preston was a flower?
- [Nathan] I literally thought he was a flower, dude.
(Preston laughs)
- [RedVacktor] That's the, that's the worst part. Oh, man.
- Yo, Barbi, come here dude. Nick, come here.
- [SGCBarbierian] Hide, hide.
- Nick, come here, come here, Nick.
- [Nathan] Oh, I knew it! I saw someone on trip. Oh, no!
I see a name jumping.
- [SGCBarbierian] You told me to come here!
- Nick, come here!
- [SGCBarbierian] Okay, hide, hide. I won't sell you out.
I won't sell you out.
- [Nathan] Dude, you guys suck.
- [SGCBarbarian] Uh, no we don't.
We're just learning with style.
- Nick, you're gonna sell me out.
I don't trust you, you little rat.
- [SGCBarbierian] Hey, you can trust me.
Just because I've sold you out every other round of
hide and seek doesn't mean that you can't trust me, Preston.
- [Nathan] Wait, I see another flower!
- Ah no! Nick run! He's coming!
- [SGCBarbierian] Oh, he's coming for you, not for me.
- Yeah, but I'm may or may not have set you up, dude.
Oh my god!
- [Nathan] I'm not stopping, dude.
I'm coming at you full speed.
[RedVacktor] Oh, I'm getting myself into...
Oh no! I fell. Are you kidding me?
- [SGCBarbarian] You fell? Did you really lose him?
- [RedVacktor] I fell.
- [SGCBarbarian] You lost him?
- [Nathan] I cannot believe I just lost him.
- Dude, I shook Nathan. I shook Nathan.
I am a hide and seek beast.
- [Nathan] Are you kidding me, right now?
Is this serious? Am I just this bad at the game, dude?
- Oh my gosh!
- [SGCBarbierian] Nathan, you're pretty bad.
- Yeah.
- [Nathan] This is awful.
- I was sweatin' right there, man.
If only you coulda seen the sweat.
- [Nathan] You are a sweaty little man, dude.
I don't like this, right now.
- I don't like you calling me that.
- [RedVacktor] Sweaty little slippery man.
- Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that, Nathan.
- [Nathan] I literally thought you were a flower, dude.
- [SGCBarbierian] Look we're not flowers, alright?
We're just all little individual people.
- [Nathan] I hate people.
- Nathan hasn't found a single person! Ah, I love it.
- [RedVacktor] I gotta say, it's been a bit.
- [SGCBarbarian] Uh, I have a question.
Are you sure you're looking for people, not pokemon?
- [Nathan] Well, we're all Pokemon on this inside, you know?
- [RedVacktor] That's true, that's true.
- I've never heard that, ever, Nathan.
- [RedVacktor] Oh, it's real, it's real.
(laughter)
Don't crush my dreams. It's real.
- [Nathan] I believe it, dude. I think it is real.
- This is the worst hide and seek player ever.
We found him, boy.
- [Nathan] What? I am awesome at this game all the time.
- [SGCBarbarian] We should just play you in this game
all the time.
- Yeah! Nathan can always be it!
- [Nathan] No, no, no, no.
- [RedVacktor] Yes, yes. You become it more often.
- [Nathan] This is freakin' messed up.
- [RedVacktor] Hey, hey. Go away!
- [Nathan] Red, Red, I'm coming at you, dude!
I'm gonna snatch the little onesie.
- [RedVacktor] No you're not, stay away.
- [Nathan] I'm gonna wear the onesie myself
when I catch yah! Yes!
- [RedVacktor] No! He got me!
- Oh no. Oh shoot.
- [Nathan] Red, now we've got this.
- [SGCBarbierian] Well yeah, now that Red's the seeker.
I'm sure he can find me.
- I'm just saying, I did see, I saw Nick.
- [RedVacktor] Oh, I'm on the losing team.
Oh geeze, here we go.
- [Nathan] I may have seen a little flower.
- [RedVacktor] A little flower?
- No! Nobody saw a flower, dude! You didn't see a flower!
Nick, run! Live for me! Live for me, Nick!
- [SGCBarbierian] I'm not in there, Preston.
I haven't been in there for a while.
- Live for me!
- [RedVacktor] Don't lose him, don't lose him!
- He's gonna lose me. I'm in the forest. I'm a hunter!
Oh no! Ah!
Why did I do that? Why, man?
- [RedVacktor] Okay, team, we got him. We all got him.
- I know where Nick is. I saw him.
- [SGCBarbierian] No you don't, no you don't!
- I saw you Nick!
- [SGCBarbierian] Don't you sell out!
- He was in here!
- [Nathan] Wait, I've walked in here.
Don't tell me that Nick was in here when I walked in.
- Nick was right in here!
- [RedVacktor] He's in here somewhere.
- Aw! He's not inside the bookshelves.
- [SGCBarbierian] I'll give you guys a hint.
There's a really strong guy in this house.
He's kinda scarin' me.
- [RedVacktor] Machoke! Machoke! He's in here with Machoke!
- Nick!
- [Nathan] This guy isn't that strong.
I found like a sorta chihuahua-lookin' creature.
- [SGCBarbierian] No!
- [Nathan] Hey, Nick!
- Yes! You had eight seconds left! Oh my gosh.
- [Nathan] I am just such a pro at this game.
I don't know how I do it.
- Shut up, Nathan!
- [SGCBarbarian] Nathan, that was all you man, I gotta say.
Without your leadership this seeking team never
would have unseeked.
- [RedVacktor] Pretty impressive, pretty impressive.
- [Nathan] Thanks, guys.
- [RedVacktor] Oh, look at that!
- Yes! Easy!
- [Nathan] Are you kidding me? Again?
- [RedVacktor] These are warmups, man.
These are warmups to make you better.
- Alright, I'm going down the trap hole close by.
- [Nathan] I am training. I'm a seeker in training.
- [RedVacktor] We're making you better for the future.
- [SGCBarbarian] Okay, well how 'bout we just make
each other better for right now.
As in you just don't look for me
and we can just call it even.
- [SGCBarbierian] Got it. Yeah.
- [Nathan] Yeah? Okay?
- [RedVacktor] Yeah.
- I'm pretty confident in this hiding spot.
That I could just go urinate right now and
nobody would ever find me.
- [Nathan] Alright, okay.
- [RedVacktor] Are you gonna put something
on the shift key?
- What's up dude?
- [RedVacktor] Put something on the shift key.
You can't unshift.
- Oh yeah! I got a potato right here.
Actually, I'm drinking some coffee right now.
- [SGCBarbarian] A potato?
- Yeah.
- [SGCBarbarian] You were gonna use a potato?
- Listen! When you don't have anything else you
gotta improvise, dude. Geeze.
- [SGCBarbarian] I guess, but a potato?
- [RedVacktor] Yo, everyone knows the potato
is like the equivalent of duct tape. It's just gonna work.
- Nathan, you passed by me like a hundred times already.
- [Nathan] No! Are you kidding me? I know you're over here.
- Maybe I'm close by, Nathan. Or I could be really far away.
You know what I mean?
- [RedVacktor] He's in a different dimension.
He's just so far.
- [Nathan] Oh wait, I saw a door.
(shouting)
- [Nathan] I got you, Nick!
- [RedVacktor] Nick! Why?!
- [SGCBarbierian] You didn't even see me when
the door was open.
I close the door, and he somehow sees the door close.
- Nathan's got like selective visioning,
you know what I mean?
- [SGCBarbarian] I was near the Ariados, right.
I will admit that.
- You guys, you're doin' this the wrong way, Nathan.
Why don't you go to the website Pokevision,
and then you can find us all.
- [Nathan] Just type in
"PrestonPlayz The Flower Pokemon".
- Why am I the flower? I'm literally made of fire!
I'd burn the flower.
- [Nathan] You're a fire flower.
- No.
- [RedVacktor] Like from Mario.
- No.
- [SGCBarbarian] Oh wow, you're right.
Preston does look like a flower. I just thought I saw him.
- Are you serious? What?
- [SGCBarbarian] It's the red, man. The red flower. You know?
- Gosh!
- [RedVacktor] I think you guys are freaking out, guys.
I think you guys just need to look better.
- I hope you guys find lava.
- [Nathan] I think I've been next to Preston
the entire time. I just think I'm awful.
- [SGCBarbarian] You were pretty close to me, Nathan.
Which gives me not a whole lot of confidence
in our team this round.
- [Nathan] Okay, well, Nick, I believe in you.
I don't really believe in me, but I believe in you.
- [RedVacktor] I just saw Nathan and I'm a little scared.
- Believe in the me that believes in you. Know what I mean?
- [RedVacktor] You didn't see me, right? You didn't see me?
- [Nathan] I don't know. I'm just kinda looking around
a little bit, trying to find...
Okay, there's a Snorlax, you could be hiding inside it.
- I am inside the Snorlax.
- [SGCBarbarian] He's definitely around there.
- I didn't have time to put product in my hair after I
got out of the shower, so I'm feelin' a little insecure
right now, I'm not gonna lie.
- [RedVacktor] 'Ey, You know what?
You're just beautiful on the inside, man.
- Thank you, Red.
- [SGCBarbarian] But not on the outside. Not right now.
(laughter)
- [RedVacktor] No, yeah, not on the outside at the moment.
- [SGCBarbarian] Once you get that product, though.
- Oh, I know. I just gotta hit up by Axe.
You know, the sponsorship.
- [RedVacktor] Oh, okay, okay.
- [SGCBarbierian] You need an extra supply, I see.
-[Nathan] I'm lookin' near a carpet.
-[SGCBarbarian] You know, I could give you some Axe right now if you
just tell me where you are.
- No, I feel like you're gonna give me the ax.
Yeah, he's gonna give me the ax.
- [RedVacktor] Yeah, exactly.
- [SGCBarbierian] No, I didn't say what ax it was.
- I think he want's revenge.
Anybody remember when I killed Nick with the ax in that
volcano in my home?
- [SGCBarbierian] Yeah, that was real funny.
- Yeah, you died.
- [SGCBarbierian] I died, and then I had a sad time.
But look, just give me a hint, alright?
You know, hints are good.
Actually I don't need a hint, nevermind.
- Oh, actually I've got a really good hint.
I'm a part of something iconic in Minecraft.
- [Nathan] A tree. You literally mean
that you are in a tree.
- How is it iconic? Where's Red at?
-[RedVacktor] I got found.
-[SGCBArbarian] I already found red.
- What?!
- [Nathan] Oh, a dirt block.
- No, no, no. Think other iconic. Think other iconic.
- [Nathan] A pickax?
- Yes.
- [Nathan] Oh.
- Yes Nathan, I'm a pickax.
- [Nathan] Are you by Pikachu?
- Yeah, I'm at Pikachu, just spawning right now.
I found a pikachu nest.
- [RedVacktor] You found a pikachu nest?
- Yeah.
- [Nathan] What do you mean you're part of something iconic?
- Yeah! It's a pikachu nest.
If you want the free pikachus go over there, man.
- [RedVacktor] Wait, wait, wait.
I know where the other pikachu is.
- [SGCBarbarian] There's another pikachu?
- [RedVacktor] Yeah, there's another one on the path.
- I could be like a Russian mole,
feeding you bad information right now.
Freeze me off with wart remover.
- [SGCBArbarian] He's figured out that you can actually
lie at hide and seek.
Not many people realize that.
- [RedVacktor] No, you can't lie on the internet,
that's against the law.
- You can! You can!
- [Nathan] Are you serious?
-[SGCBarbarian] That's what he's been doing to us.
- [Nathan] That's messed up.
- [SGCBarbarian] It was false?
- [Nathan] I'm looking for a giant pickax in
which Preston is laying in.
(laughter)
- [SGCBarbarian] Aw! Preston's good at the laying down spots, too.
- I'll give you a hint. I'm not lying down.
I'm not laying down.
I just, I want to tell you Nathan,
but your first hint was on the spot.
The iconic thing was the dirt block.
- [RedVacktor] What?
- [SGCBarbierian] I knew it. Dirt block?
- [RedVacktor] I don't understand hints!
- Nathan, look behind you. Is that Nathan?
- [Nathan] Oh, I see him! Dang it!
- [RedVacktor] Wait, where was he?
- I was right here, dude.
I was in this iconic dirt block, see?
Look at it. Isn't that a good spot?
- [SGCBarbarian] Iconic.
- Nathan, you walked over this a hundred times.
- [Nathan] Oh! I know! You were right here!
- [RedVacktor] Wait, you were over here? What?
- [Nathan] I'm so mad right now. I'm a man in training.
- [RedVacktor] Are you tryn' to battle, bro?
- No!
- [Nathan] Yes! I am peacin' out.
How 'bout puttin' your money where your mouth is, now?
- I will. I will burn you guys.
- [SGCBarbierian] No, I don't believe that.
I don't believe he will.
- [RedVacktor] Nick, if you don't get out of the Pokecenter
he's gonna find you, Nick.
- I already saw his name tag ages ago.
But I've got bigger frish, fri, guys.
- (players) Frish?
- [SGCBarbarian] I've never heard of that animal.
What animal is that?
- I've got to fry... it's...
- [RedVacktor] A frish?
- [Nathan] 17 frishes
- Don't make fun of me.
- [RedVacktor] 17 frishes.
Bread frish, bloob frish, yellow fish.
- Can we stop talking about frish? I lost one back in 'Nam.
- [RedVacktor] Oh man, I'm so sorry about your frish.
- [SGCBarbierian] I can see Preston's bulbasaur
walking around the map.
- Hey, frick off. I retract him.
- [Nathan] No!
- I knew you were here, Nathan!
- [Nathan] Are you kidding me? That is so stupid, dude.
- It feels so good.
- [Nathan] You are cheating right now.
You're using X-ray or something.
- Yeah, I am actually. I am. I'm usin' X-ray.
How'd you know, dude? How'd you know?
Actually, I may or may not have used
a legit strat called F5ing.
Whenever I'm in darkness I saw a name tag run yonder,
and uh, I followed it.
- [RedVacktor] That's, ah, you're lying, you're lying.
- What's that?
- [RedVacktor] You're lying.
- I'm not lying. I'm truthful.
- [RedVacktor] You got the hacks, you got the hacks.
- What are you doing?
- [Nathan] I'm looking in the forest of doom.
- [SGCBarbierian] Hi.
- I don't want to tag him.
- [SGCBarbierian] Hi.
- [Nathan] Tag who?
- No, I can't, I don't want to tag him.
Barbierian. He's just up here, and I just,
I don't wanna tag him, you know what I mean?
- [Nathan] That's the point of hide and go seek;
you're literally supposed to tag him.
- No, don't tag him. I will fight you. Don't.
- [Nathan] Okay, okay.
- [RedVacktor] Get NoBoom to tag him.
- [SGCBarbarian] No, no, no, no, no.
- [RedVacktor] Tag him, tag him please.
- No, don't tag him, man.
- [Nathan] I'm just mindin' my own business now.
-[SGCBarbarian] I can tell you where Red is.
- Yeah, that's what we want. We'll trade information.
- [Nathan] Yes, we want Red. We want Red.
- [SGCBarbierian] Okay, okay.
Red is somewhere over in this corner of the map.
- I can't see where you're pointing. Where are you pointing?
- [SGCBarbierian] This corner! This way!
- [RedVacktor] It's a negative tag now.
He told you where I am. It's useless.
The information is useless.
- [SGCBarbierian] I'm pointing in the direction that
I believe he's nearest. He's that way.
- [Nathan] It's like you're in the Lion King
holding Simba off the edge.
He's there! Go!
- I don't know if we can trust this
little sloth's information.
- [SGCBarbierian] I know for a... or he could be
in the Pokecenter.
- [RedVacktor] No, false.
- Okay!
- [SGCBarbarian] You know what,
I'll search the Pokecenter for you guys.
You search over there.
- Yeah! It's gonna get away. No, no, no, no.
- [RedVacktor] Don't let him get away, now.
- Nathan, why are you over here?
- [Nathan] Dude, I am searching.
- Oh my gosh.
- [Nathan] I'm a better seeker than you are.
Just deal with it.
- [SGCBarbierian] Guys, I'll be honest,
I really don't know where Red went.
- Yeah, seriously.
- [RedVacktor] I ran away, guys.
- Help us find him.
- [SGCBarbierian] I am, trust me.
I'm one hundred percent committed to the idea of
finding Red at this point.
- [RedVacktor] Honestly, I'm off to go defeat
the Elite Four, and I left. I'm not coming back.
- [SGCBarbarian] Oh, maybe he's in the gym.
- They always come back, they always come back.
- [Nathan] Wait, I fell off the map, guys!
- [SGCBarbierian] You fell?
- Oh my gosh. Nathan.
- [Nathan] I fell off the map.
How do you get back? I am off the map.
- That guy is a special one.
- [Nathan] I thought maybe he was hiding away in the desert.
- [SGCBarbierian] I saved you, Nathan.
I sent my Charizard to go pick you up,
and then drop you back on the map.
- [Nathan] I'm so happy to be back here.
- Where the heck is Red at, man?
- [RedVacktor] Well you see, so what I did.
Was I walked into a building, right?
And then I went into another building,
and then I went to another building,
and then I just sat there, and perched,
and now I'm looking down at all of you,
and it's great where I am. It's great.
- Sorry Barbi, I feel like you're feeding him information
so I have to fully convert you.
- [SGCBarbierian] Hey, I am a hundred percent...
I'm down to be on the seeking team as long as we win, okay?
- I'm tryin.
- [SGCBarbierian] I want a hundred percent effort
from everybody on the team. No exceptions.
- [Nathan] I'm tryin' man. I'm just tryin' my best.
- [SGCBarbierian] Hey Nathan, you really got to start
pullin' your weight here, bud.
- [Nathan] Okay, okay.
- [RedVacktor] I'll give you a hint. It's an iconic block.
- Hey, you can't take!
(screaming)
- Where was he?
- [Nathan] He was in the tunnel in a door
on the side, and I was looking at it last time when
I was searching.
- [SGCBarbarian] Oh what a lie. He said he was in an iconic spot.
- [SGCBarbierian] Red!
- Yeah, Red! You are a liar.
- [RedVacktor] Don't make my bodyguard beat you up.
(thunder)
(shouting)
- Yes, he went in flames!
- [RedVacktor] Oh look at that, Nick! Look at that!
Run boys!
- [SGCBarbierian] Why're you laughing, Preston?
I'm gonna find you first, now.
- You're just a little squirrel.
- [SGCBarbierian] I, what?
No, I don't want to be a little squirrel.
A little squirrel.
I just want to find you guys!
- [RedVacktor] Nathan's in the tree! Nathan's in the tree!
- [Nathan] What do you mean I'm in the...
Don't do that!
- [RedVacktor] Nathan's in the trees!
- [Nathan] What trees!? I'm not a tree.
- [SGCBarbierian] Wait, Nathan's in the trees?
- [RedVacktor] He's by ditto, he's by ditto.
He's in the trees.
- [SGCBarbierian] So is Red! Red's right there.
Right's next to him.
- [RedVacktor] No, false, I moved.
- [SGCBarbierian] Red, I found you!
- [RedVacktor] No, no, Nick, you didn't find me, Nick.
- Oh, Red! It's the end for you.
- [RedVacktor] Hey bro, stay away from me, man.
- He's dead.
- [RedVacktor] That's a negative. I'm just gonna run,
until I just cannot run anymore.
- [SGCBarbierian] Why? Why would you do that?
- This is, this is good.
- [SGCBarbierian] I don't see the point.
Red, I literally can't catch you. Stop this.
- [RedVacktor] No, I'm gonna run until
my legs can't run anymore.
- [Nathan] I'm in a very good spot, boys.
- [RedVacktor] No! I can't run! I can't run.
- What'd you do to his legs?
- [RedVacktor] Stay away! Stay away, Nick! Stay away!
- [SGCBarbierian] Sorry, buddy.
- [RedVacktor] Wait, wait, wait!
- [SGCBarbierian] Nope, not today.
- [RedVacktor] No!
- [Nathan] I feel so left out right now.
I'm just by myself.
- [SGCBarbierian] Nathan, you're learning your way
though hide and seek, man.
- [Nathan] That's good. And one day I'll be a senpai.
- [SGCBarbierian] Oh hey, Preston.
Hey Red, I found a fire type pokemon.
- [RedVacktor] You found a fire type? Where at, where at?
- [SGCBarbierian] Check this one out.
(thunder)
- You'll never take me alive!
- [Nathan] Wait, what is going on? What?
Did you guys just burn to death?
- I think I broke the game!
- [Nathan] How did that happen?
- [RedVacktor] I think Zapados kinda killed him
I think Zapados killed him.
- [Nathan] What just happened?
- [SGCBarbierian] Preston just murdered the seeker.
- What?!
- [SGCBarbierian] I've never seen someone win hide and seek
by murdering the seeker.
- [RedVacktor] Hey, I was a seeker, also.
- I was supposed to just kill myself.
- [Nathan] Guys, this is how I was hiding from you.
Anyone see me?
There we go.
- [SGCBarbarian] Aww, look at him.
- [RedVacktor] Aww, look at him. The little new guy.
- Well that's it for Hide and Seek: Pokemon Edition.
We're all inside this beautiful hole.
I feel very warm right now.
But do you know what would make us feel more warm?
- [RedVacktor] What?
- You know what it would be?!
(thunder)
- [Nathan] Why do you keep doing this?
- I love you guys. Goodbye.