What's up guys, hope you're doing well and welcome to Talking to Myself.
A talk show where I talk to myself.
Today's topic is spring break and we have some fan favorites returning.
Lay-Lay's back.
It is such a great pleasure to be here today.
And of course, Da'Quann is back for some reason.
Whatup doe.
You already know it's your boy Da'Quann.
Shoutout to lil Boosie.
I see you cuz out of prison.
I see you cuz!
Yeah.
We also have Scootera joining us again.
I just want to say that I'm so glad to be here.
...or nah.
Nobody really likes you.
Didn't she get voted off?
DAHECK.
Listen Day'Quann.
It's Da'Quann!
Whatever.
Here we go.
Peasant.
Oh heck no.
I will not let you control my emotions anymore.
What you need to control is them sideburns.
Looking like a wildebeest.
I do not understand.
Sticks and stones Day'Quann.
It's Da'Quann!
You know what?
I know where I remember you from.
You were the Ogre in the Lord of the Rings.
Sticks and stones.
I bet you know all about sticks and stones, seeing as you walk around with a stick stuck
up your...
Wow!
OK...umm.
Great way to start season 2.
As you guys know, we're talking about spring break.
I do not understand.
Well Lay-Lay, every March or April, all the students get together and they just relax,
and they bathe in the sun, and just take a much needed break from all the hard work.
What the?
Have you ever been on spring break?
That is not spring break.
Ok, I don't know what that is.
That is a nightmare.
Spring break is all about partying, drinking as much as you can, and women in bikinis.
Can I get an amen?
Amen!
I mean honestly it is a little bit of both.
It's just a break from school.
We have something similar to this in my country.
We call it ball-foot.
The first person to cut off the feet of the opposition gets a ball of rice to their family.
Yeah...I'm not sure if that's similar...at all!
But thanks for that.
No problem.
We're going to do things a little different this year.
From now on all questions will be user submitted.
And our first question is for Da'Quann, surprisingly.
The question is: Da'Quann what is you favorite spring break memory?
What is that?
OK, well first off let me just say how fitting it is for me to get the first question.
OK!
Scootera sit down.
Secondly, I can't really answer that question cause I don't remember.
If you know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying!
Honestly, if you have a favorite memory from Spring Break, you ain't doing it right baby!
Binge drinking is not healthy.
Well neither is that mustache you got growing neither.
That was good.
Don't encourage him Lay-Lay.
Next question.
Comes to us via Snapchat.
Snapchat me @ScooterMagruder.
How do you guys feel about body shots?
This is open for everyone.
Dang Scoot-Scoot.
I didn't know you Snapchatted girls!
Yes, good job.
Is she available to become wife?
Umm...I'm not sure.
I don't really know.
I for one love body shots.
You know we ain't talking about boxing?
...especially when they're licking you and their tongue caresses your...
OK, we're just gonna go to the next question.
Favorite place to go on Spring Break?
Scootera's mom's house.
My favorite place to go is the beach because there's so many cute guys there.
The problem is I just get approached way too much.
Approached by what?
Sea creatures mistaking you as family?
I would like to go to Scootera's mom's house as well.
Guys!
Why is everyone ganging up on Scootera?
This is getting out of hand.
It is a good thing we are not playing ball-foot.
Or she would be out of feet as well.
No it's ok Scooter.
No it really is not.
All my life this has happened.
I always get judged cause I'm so good looking.
Sometimes I just feel like Dan Humphrey on Gossip Girl.
Wow.
No one cares about me unless I'm dating Serena.
Where is my Chuck Bass?
I'm not going to lie.
I have no idea what you're talking about but I'm sure Da'Quann and Lay-Lay didn't mean
it.
Yes, I apologize.
You can keep both of your legs for now.
It's ok Lay-Lay.
You know what, my bad Scootera.
You ain't all the way bad.
You ain't all the way ratchet.
You know what?
That means a lot coming from you Day'Quann.
It's Da'Quann!
How many times I gotta tell your Chupacabra looking...forehead like Rihanna looking...Ashanti
sideburn looking.
Day'Quann, Day'Quann, Day'Quann.
You're never going to get a job.
Fake weave.
You still want me though.
You stank.
Well I think that went pretty well.
Make sure to leave a question down below for the next theme, which is the friend zone.
We're going to be talking about the friend zone.
Day'Quann, Day'Quann, Day'Quann!
You can comment, tweet, or snapchat in a question for your favorite character.
As always, new videos every Sunday.
No Jugamos Juegos.
Throw me the alley.
Alright keep playing around...you gonna get gratataed
I'm a grown man.
Lay-Lay, where DAHECK are you from?
I do not understand.
Ughhh!