- Why isn't this a thing? Is this a thing?
- I'm about to break the space-time continuum
with all this flavor. - Pizza on a bagel indeed.
- (PvF) We... - ♪ Are the crystal gems ♪
- ♪ We'll always save the day ♪ - Steven Universe episode.
- ♪ And if you think you can ♪ - (both) ♪ We'll always find a way ♪
- (PvF) Well, unfortunately... - Unfortunately. (laughs)
- No! - (PvF) We are headed to Beach City
for a super hard Try Not to Eat: Steven Universe.
- Ooh! - I wanna eat it!
- A while back, I did a Try Not to Eat
for Steven Universe before with a bunch of other foods.
I think there was the bits, cookie cat, the ube roll.
- (PvF) Well, we've got a whole new slew of foods
for you guys today. - Ooh!
- (Connie) They say they will not let me see you again
until they meet both of... - Cheeseballs.
- Cheeseballs. - My boy stays in the kitchen.
(laughs) - Yup.
- I love Connie. - I love cheeseballs.
- Was he gonna put those cheeseballs on that cake?
- Oh my god. - What? That's beautiful.
- (PvF) Steven's favorite cheeseballs are the perfect garnish
to this delicious cake. - You smell just pure cheeseballs.
- (Izzy) Yeah, just cheeseballs. - Can I tell you a funny story
about cheeseballs? My friend had a whole thing
of cheeseballs, so I took some, and I was eating it.
And then, I looked, and I was like,
"Oh, it kind of has a weird after taste."
So I was like, maybe it's expired.
So, I checked and it was dog food.
It was dog treats. (laughs) - You were eating dog food?!
- Cheese in the middle, or is that frosting?
- Both. - The cake smells like cheese,
and it's honestly really throwing me off.
- See, curiosity kills the cat.
- Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. - Because I wanna know
what the frosting tastes like. - It could be good.
- I don't like cheeseballs, and he doesn't like cake.
- There we go. By our powers combined... (laughs)
- Woof. - Shut the [censored]--
- (laughs) - He makes stoner foods.
Definitely. The popcorn and waffles and...
- Can I just hold on to this for the episode?
It's like a nice little food baby. - It's a great replacement
for a woman. - I'm gonna take 'em away.
If you eat 'em, they're yours. - Nooo!
- No, it actually-- smell it right here.
It actually smells really good. - Why not?
You know, I'll dig in. You know what? You inspired me.
- Whoa! - You know? You know?
I just don't know if there's enough cheeseballs on it.
Oh, wow! - Yee-ha.
(buzzer)
- (Izzy) Awww. - (Danny) Whoa!
- (Izzy) Three-tier cake. - This is too strange.
This is too weird. I can't-- it's so off and odd.
I can't take that.
(buzzer)
- Oh, with the ball. - It's a vanilla cake.
You can't really taste the cheeseballs.
- We could separate it. - You ate dog food!
- (laughs) - I literally don't--
- It is the ultimate... (whispers) cheesecake.
- It's the ult-- - Oh my god. It's a cheesecake.
- That was too much. - Too much.
I'll stick to normal cheesecake. - No more food baby anymore.
You guys ruined my appetite.
- (Steven) Today, we're going to make snack sushi.
- (gasps) Oh! The sushi! - (gasps)
- Wooo! - I'm so excited.
Oh, wait. I don't wanna eat it. (laughs)
- You don't wanna eat sushi? - I do wanna eat sushi!
- Whoa. - (Steven) ...secret ingredient.
- (gasps) - (Steven) Cheese puffs.
- I was gonna say, "Don't add anything weird."
- For the love of god, Steven! - There's more cheese puffs!
- (Steven) Place a dollop of the spicy mayo...
- Spicy mayo makes literally everything better.
- I agree. - I love spicy mayo.
- Spicy mayo is it. - How do you survive that? (chuckles)
- Oh, sh... - Is there actually cheese puff
in the middle of this? - Oh, yes-- I can definitely see it.
- (PvF) From today's episode of Cooking with Lion,
we've got the iconic snack sushi that's great for people
who don't love fish. - Oh yup, there's the puff.
- (Darius) Yup, definitely a puff in there.
- Yup, that's a puff. - I don't think I want cheese puffs
in my sushi. I think that's just me.
- I'm gonna-- - Do you eat your sushi in one bite?
I literally can't. - You have to.
- Let's see what we got. - Huzzah.
(buzzer)
- Mmm. - But sushi?
- I know. I hope that's in the feast. - From the last one,
I do not want cheese puffs. No cheeseballs, no cheese puffs.
- It's like a crunchyroll, but with cheese puffs.
- For all my vegetarians out there: cheese puffs.
- I low-key wanna eat something 'cause I'm hungry.
- Put it in perspective. If we don't eat anything,
we get a reward. - That is true.
- So, you'll get to eat anyway. - I'm almost done. (laughs)
- Like, Steven, say, you know, if you don't like fish,
you know, perfect. You got cheese puffs.
- Vegetarian friendly. - Yeah, exactly.
- I'm really looking forward to the feast.
But now I'm scared 'cause if it doesn't have sushi,
was it really worth it? - Yeah, was it worth it?
- (Kofi) Pizza on a bagel indeed. - (chuckles) Indeed!
- (Fryman) You can't have fries without ketchup.
- You can't have fries without ketch-- (gasps)
- (Fryman) The ketchup is inside the fries?!
- (gasps loudly) - Whoa.
- (Kofi) Cream cheese in this pizza bagel.
- Whoa. Whoa. - Oh my god, we're gonna
get pizza bagels! - Pizza bagels and the fries.
- Wow, they are shaking. - Whoa.
- Literal chills. - Whoa!
- Pizza on a bagel indeed. - Whoa!
- (PvF) From Steven's restaurant, we've... oh.
(buzzer)
From Steven's restaurant, we've got fantastic fries
filled with ketchup and pizza bagels with cream cheese
in the bagel. - Bagel bites were my thing
when I was younger. And it always burned
the roof of my mouth. - Humans are the laziest creatures
on the planet. Let's be honest.
We don't wanna have to take the effort of picking it up and dipping it.
- Nah-- - There's an extra two seconds
of it not being in my mouth. - Fresh mozzarella.
That's not, like, you know, the cheap one.
This one's fresh.
- I can get the mozzarella and cream cheese and sauce all in one.
- Get into it. Yup, that's a good bite.
That's a good bite. - Oh my god. Oh my god.
The bagel is so delicate and so-- (whimpers)
- It hits you in the-- oh, [censored]. (laughs)
- I'm waiting for the tears. - It's so good. (laughs)
It's really good! - My god, that smells so good!
- Pizza on a bagel indeed. (buzzer)
Mmm. - It's almost too good.
It's a lot of flavor. (buzzer)
- She did it! - I'ma start levitating or something.
I'm about to break the space-time continuum
with all this flavor. It's uncomfortably good.
You know what I mean? Like...
- I want you to win for your first episode.
Don't eat it. Don't eat this stuff.
- You literal hypocrite. - Screw the lox,
like the salmon lox bagels. Make it a pizza bagel,
and I'ma get it. - Make it a pizza bagel
with cream cheese!
- (imitates unintelligible whining)
Okay, this looks amazing. - The camera real quick.
- It's so... - That's a lot of cheese, bro!
- But look at this. - That is nothing but cheese!
Okay, well, for my own safety, I will pass.
- I can do more than the bare minimum today. Woo!
- Woo, woo, woo, woo! - (both) Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
- Ah, it's part of the punishment food!
- Oh! - Part of the punishment food!
- You've been caught. - You've been caught.
- Love his little cafe in a store. - Introducing the nut-dog.
- (in deep voice) The dog-nut! - (both) Spicy pretzel.
- Oh, it's all of them! - Oh!
- Whoa! Nut-dog! - Did you put mustard on top?!
- (PvF) From Big Donut, we've got an iconic trio of items:
a sweet and savory dog-nut, crunchy, delicious nut-dog,
and some nicely spicy pretzels that are so spicy, you'll die.
- It smells really good! That smells so good!
- Mm. - You down to try the spicy pretzel?
- Yeah, I wanna try the spicy pretzel. - I want a burnt one.
- Mm-hmm. Oh, wow! (buzzer)
- Oh! Nicey, spicy. - Why isn't this a thing?
Is this a thing? - Mmm!
- How would you go about attacking something like this?
- Just do everything. Just shove it in.
Just shove it in your mouth. Yes!
- (PvF) Oh, you got it on your nose. - Mmm.
- For you, Nicole. - (chants) Darius, Darius, Darius.
Yeah! Yeah! Woooo! - I'm kind of in a state of shock,
'cause I can't even lie, it looks bomb.
- Um! (coughs) Mmm! - Oh my god, no!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I got cooties! No!
- They were lying! Oh my gosh! It's good!
- Maybe donuts and mustard shouldn't go toge--
- I don't think they should. - It looks exactly like it.
I will give you guys props. But this is--
it looks like it's too much for me to handle.
- I'm good. - (laughs)
- I'm just gonna enjoy my pretzels. - Mm.
- I'm sorry, what just happened? - Just don't wanna eat
more durian extract, man. I'm too traumatized by that!
- Here it goes again. Here I go. - Oh, no!
- Here I go again! - He's going on a journey!
- What the hell? I need to go to counseling after this episode.
This is doing a lot to me. - Overall, I think we're good
on this course, right? - You know, this food is nuts.
(snickers) - (sighs) That's strike two.
That's strike two! - (laughs)
- Ohhh! - The art is amazing!
- Today, the fruit is purple! - The fruit is purple today?!
- What in the Midsommar? - It looks so interesting.
- Now I'm curious how you guys are gonna do this.
- It kind of looks like it's from Minecraft.
- (laughs) - This thing has some weight to it!
- (PvF) From Pink Diamond Zoo, we've got some sweet
and juicy zoo fruit that'll totally make you
wanna stay, right? - Can I just dissect it?
Oh, [censored]. What the [censored]. Sorry.
- Oh. (gasps) It's covered in edible glitter!
I love glitter. - My teeth are shaking right now.
They're like, "Please, no more." Hey, but full send it.
- Wow. Work. (buzzer)
Oh, oh. Oh, no. Oh? Oh, god.
(buzzer) - Can I sniff it?
- Welp, I'm definitely the highest I'll ever be sugar-wise.
- It's such an interesting look to it.
- It looks like blackberries?
Raspberries? Blueberries? - Might be ube.
- It looks really tasty.
- Look, I'm pushing it out too. - (Izzy) It's coming out
the other side. - (PvF) Izzy, look.
- (giggles) Right, right.
This is life elixir! - You can see it.
It's all over. It's like holographic! It's amazing!
I won't eat it, though. - (laughs)
- Does this make you wanna stay in the zoo, Danny?
- I will stay forever. - I'm almost there!
(laughs) - We're good. We got this. We got this.
Keep it together.
We're fine. We got this. - We're fine. We're fine.
- (PvF) Well, guys, that is it. That is our challenge.
- Aww. - Yay! You lost.
- (PvF) Congratulations, Izzy Rocha and Vivienne.
You guys have avoided some delicious dishes.
And for that, we've got a little feast.
- (gasps) Shut your face, bro! That's so rude.
- (Greg) So, the universe is a-going to Korea.
- (as Greg) So, the universe is a-going to Korea!
- I love the uncle. - Ohhhh!
- Shut your-- - I love-- (gasps)
- Shut your face! - Oh, they have such a cool bond.
- So, we got a little kimbibap. - Oh my god!
Ramen is my favorite food! - You! You! You! You mother...
- Pardon my french, Mom. Holy [censored]! Oh my god!
- Kimbap-- oh my god. This is gonna be yummy.
- (PvF) For our winners, we've flown all the way to Korea
and brought you some mandu dumplings, short rib ramen, and kimbap.
- I'm so happy right now! (gasps) Fishcakes. Wait, okay.
- This is really good. - I'm gonna go cry.
- Ooh! Oh my god! Bro, this is so-- whoa. My god!
- This is, unfortunately, not dog food.
- You're so dumb. Now, remind me never to tell Danny a story.
- I can put a whole egg in my mouth, okay.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Darius, Izzy Iman, and Jaxon,
you were tempted. And for that,
you must suffer the consequences. Ready to take a look?
- Uh-oh. - (Connie) There's something wrong
with my glasses. - Oh, no.
- Uh-uh. Are you [censored] with me? - NO! NO!
You son of a-- NO! - The whole video!
The whole video! Even behind the scenes!
He's been talking about durian the WHOLE TIME!
- Thank God. Thank God. - (gasps) Oh my god. That's--
- That is the w-- - (PvF) So, you're just going
to love taking a few sips of this refreshing durian juice.
Am I right? - No!
- And so are you. - What?
- (PvF) What? - So are you!
You literally took a fry! - You have to take a--
- Literally, what did I say? I specifically told you!
- Oh my god. Yeah, I can smell it. (gags)
- It smells!
- I need-- - You awful, awful human--
- it's not that bad. - Here. You know, you want it?
Bring another one. Here. Fine. Have it.
- It's just a shot. - It's not,
but you keep telling yourself that. - (PvF) All right.
You know what? - Yay!
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Cheers. Besties. Lay it on me.
- This is delicious! - Goddammit.
- This is delicious!
- Oh my god. That's so g-- ahhh! - (laughs)
- Three, two, one. (gags) I hate it!
Why?! - There's no way this is a punishment.
This is genuinely delicious. - Is it good?
- What are you on about?! - It's really sweet and nice.
- It's so good, but it stinks! It stinks!
It's ruining it. - This is bomb!
This is good.
This is actually really good. - Now I wanna try some!
- You got it. I believe in you, girl.
- Ahhhh! - (laughs)
- It's kind of like pineapple and a fart had a child.
- That is delicious! - It's good.
- What the hell, Nicole?! - I feel fantastic.
Not gonna lie. - I feel betrayed.
- If you guys liked this episode, make sure to check out
Try Not To Eat: Steven Universe episode one.
Link down below. - And let us know what else
we should try. - As always, be sure to like
and subscribe for more. - But no--
- I specifically told you. And that may have been strike three.
That may have been strike three for all People Vs. Food episodes ever.