Hi my friends call me Nugget.
I'll be your friend! :D
What is your offering?
I have a flower. :|
This was given to you by Cindy, yes?
There is great love in this flower. She really cares for you, more than the other seven boyfriends she's had this week. Perhaps you do know love.
Seven other boyfriends? I thought I was special C-dog.
There are things Nugget has seen. Crazy, wild things, involving a lot of nudity...
Nugget forgot love. I do not wish to forget anymore. Take this nugget of friendship.
Why?
Bring together the other nuggets of friendship... nuggets-es of friendship... by Recess and
Nugget will reveal all. Come see me during morning time and Nugget will tell you *gasp* how to get more.
Okay I guess.
One last thing. Nugget insists you hold on to this strange device.
Should you succeed in this task, Nugget will reveal to you what it does.
And if I fail??
Nugget will still reveal what it does.
Nugget's easy breezy, I'm not gonna withhold secrets from you. Now, no more talking. Shoo!
*bell rings*
Good morning children!
Yes it's time to go pick a friend... Nugget what's up?
Nugget's friend returns! Does he wish to continue on his quest to retrieve the five nuggets of friendship?
Sure do, Nugget bro! :D
Nugget is pleased with your persistence. One of the nuggets is hidden within this room. Can you find it? It's tricky!
Nugget holds the other. You must find the hidden nugget before you can get the one Nugget holds.
Any hints on where it is?
The classroom is not that big, you'd do well to search in many areas.
Perhaps in the little cubbies.
BUT BEWARE!
The teacher does not like snoopers
Has idea! It might just be crazy enough to work.
[hi mark :D]
[evil laughter]
Yes!
Have you found a second nugget of friendship?
Yes I have.
Wonderful. Nugget is impressed. The trial of the cubbies is normally very difficult for Nugget's potential friends.
[Jack:] So what's next, N... (stutters) N-Dog? What's up...
My... (sigh) What's up, Nug?
Is that a good name for him? Nug! We're just gonna call him Nug for short. That's my nickname for him, no ifs, ands, or nugs.
Do you see the pretty Lily over there? Nugget likes the pretty Lily. She's so pretty, she smells super good and her hair is
delicious. Do you want to try some! Sorry I don't know where I got this hair from.
Nugget has written the Pretty Lily a pretty poem. You are to deliver it to her.
Oh, I don't really do the whole Morning Buddy thing anymore. My brother Billy was normally my buddy but he's missing.
I have a letter from Nugget, does that bring your... brother back?
Look, no offense but I don't trust you or Nugget enough to even think about opening that.
Tell him I said thanks but no thanks.
Oh...
REJECTED, Nugget bro!
Okay, so how to get Lily's trust?
We have to get the... we have to get the gum from Cindy?
And then put it, not put it in her hair but show it to her and then she be like "oh thank you you're so
sweet, I'm so your friend now."
Yeah I have to restart the day..
Faaaaaack meeeee!
*bell rings*
Here you go, yes, gum in hair, ooh yes I'm a bad boy for you Cindy, I would really do this. Not really.
Oh, hey. I'm Lily. You probably heard about what happened to my brother Billy...
You haven't? It's been all over the news, he went missing a few days ago.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Thanks. That makes one of the few people...
Ever since he went missing people either ignore me, or insult me, Cindy- [Jack:] Okay that's an annoying voice
Cindy has been trying to put gum in my hair.
Yeah. I know.
She gave this to you? Wow, she can't even do her own dirty work?
I'm ugly enough without having gum in my hair so thanks for not doing that.
Lily!
Not gonna stand for that, you're a beautiful bouncing little baby girl look at your head go.
You got some jive girl, you got some sass, you got some... spark in your mojo.
You're not ugly.
Oh, thanks. I guess Cindy has been getting to me lately. I appreciate the compliment you're nice.
Thanks.
I'm not really looking to be friends right now, but I DO TRUST YOU!
For whatever that's worth. I'll see you around.
Nugget's friend returns, yes, here, fuckin'... whatever.
Okay.
Mission: Give Lily Love Letter From Nugget is a go.
I have a letter from Nugget. He's a nice dude, smells a little bit like charcoal.
Don't know what that's about, but here, there's a letter from him.
Oh. I didn't know that he... was capable of having complex emotions.
It's still a sweet gesture, I just wish I could read it. I guess I'll go ask the teacher to read it for me.
Oh yeah...
Wait, you guys can write letters to each other but you can't fuckin' read?
Come on, man.
Don't give it to jiggly tits!
Um, Ms. Applegate?
Yes, Lily what is it??
Nugget just gave me this love letter and I was wondering-
OOOOOOOHOHOHOOH
OOOOOOOOOH *Jack laughing*
Gather round children,
Nugget wrote Lily a- Lily a love letter!
That's a lot of L's,
Ha! That's about how many L's as Nugget's gonna hold!
After I read this letter!
Oh no no no!
Nugget's letter is only to be read by the pretty Lily.
Nugget likes the pretty Lily,
He also misses her brother Billy,
Please...do not continue.
Nugget likes the Lily's hair,
Nugget likes to smell her...chair?
Nugget do we need to schedule another trip to the school counselor?
This is getting pretty weird.
Maybe he likes to sniff the farts!
Aw! She's blushing!
That's adorable!
Nugget thinks you should stop then.
Maybe just a few more lines.
NUGGET SAID NO!
Ok, ok fine!
Weirdo.
As you were children!
Well, that didn't go so well for my man Nugget's confidence
Uh, minus five self esteem on that one, but it's ok.
We will get the Nuggets of Glory,
and they will bring justice!
Aahhh, ugh, aahhhhhh...
I delivered the letter.
NUGGET NOTICED!!
That was...less than ideal.Still...you delivered the letter as you said you would.
For that, you have earned the third nugget of friendship.
Hooray.
Come join Nugget at lunch and you will be told how to continue your quest.
Yes Nugget, my master. Yes dude.
Ok kids. That's the lunch bell! Go outside I don't give a fuck.
I have three nuggets. I'm on the road to five, I'm gonna have myself a whole fuckin' Happy Meal by the end of this.
Are you ready to continue your quest for the nuggets of friendship? [Jack:] Sure.
Excellent. It should happen any minute now...
What should happen? *sploop* There it is.
That...every single day.
What am I supposed to do about it?
All Nugget needs from you is to make sure he eats this. Do this simple task, and the next nugget of friendship is yours.
What did you do to this nugget?!
Nugget poisoned it.
You want me to kill Buggs?
Obviously. Buggs is a bully. He must be taught a lesson.THROUGH DEATH!
ONLY WILL DEATH'S SWEET EMBRACE TRULY CLEANSE ONE'S SOUL OF ALL MISDEMEANOURS. Now shoo, go. Poison.
I need you to eat this poiso- I mean delicious nugget full of sweet chili sauce.
Cause otherwise you look like a sissy. Uhh,Cindy thinks you look like a sissy
Cindy thinks that you look like a big ol' sissy baby
What are you even gonna do about that,Buggs? Oh that's right you're just gonna... BLEED OUT AND DIE!
Well? Did you do it?
He ate it.
Excellent. [BLEH] This pleases Nugget greatly. Now we just wait for him to-
Oh there he goes.
You have earned this nugget of friendship. Yessir.
Also my phone just went off. Uh sorry it's been going off a lot...I don't know why. Stupid SILENT!!!
So...it has come to this. Nugget's friend prepares himself to seek the final nugget of friendship.
Yup.
Do you still possess the strange device Nugget gave you upon the start of your quest?
Nugget has a simple request regarding the device.
What is it??
Give the device to Nugget.
Ok...
There...now we may speak of the device.
Why did you put it over there?
The device listens! It knows what Nugget says and if it does not like what it hears...explodes!
So what do we do with it?
We must convince it to explode. We must do so properly.
You see the statue of Principal over there? It watches us, much like the device listens.
We're gonna blow up the statue!?
No no, silly.
YOU'RE going to blow up the statue.
Nugget cannot get involved with such misdemeanors. I have a perfect... rep sheet.
Put the device behind the statue.
Once you have done that, talk to the Pretty Lily about poor Billy.
The device does not like it when you talk about poor Billy.
Yeah cause the fucking principal killed him. Got rid of him. Stuffed the body under a rug. I know! I know his secrets!
Good luck. Return here when it is done.
Place the device.
Hey, what's up Lilers.
I know he did it. I know why... I don't know why but I know he did.
THE PRINCIPAL TOOK BILLY!!!
BILLY!! We're talking about BILLY!!!!
*explosion*
*laughs* Oh sweet Jesus.