welcome meemers and dreamers alike to
sick time a new special brand new
episode of Mean Time
sponsored by the sickness that's invaded
my head you're gonna have to smash like
in this video or you're gonna get the
sickness too that's how it works I don't
make up the rules I'm sorry no you don't
need to see what the actual content is
first that's the whole YouTube works
it's time for sickness
Miren Jack asked me to promise Jack
promise to not get scared me at home
okay I promise what is this face what
filter is that yes somebody points out
Sid the sloth that you I look like Sid
from Ice Age
Judy mr. chai aseptically I promise not
to get scared Oh whoo I [ __ ] hate
everything I just did you know what
happens when you break it promise to
Jack cept the guy he breaks your legs me
and the elves at 2:00 am looking for
memes that's right elves you better be
out there curating the best possible
memes for jacksepticeye's variety
channel on meme time sponsored by
sickness cuz if you're not getting good
memes for me if you're not posting good
memes then all of this is pointless all
of this is turns to [ __ ] that none of us
have anything and none of us win Sean
uploaded the chase video to his
Instagram TV and part of the captionist
chase can live here too so here poor
chase ha ha ha this is really damn good
holy crap the detail is nuts I have seen
civils art online already but just I'm
blown away everytime it's incredible you
really captured the emotion in that
scene Thank You civils for your
wonderful art and thank you to anybody
who makes art as I always say your art
is wonderful ok posting it know the jack
isn't jackaboy anymore do you think he
is now jack adult are these the memes
that you're open to am getting come on
elves you're better than this this is
like getting coal in your stocking I am
always going to be jackaboy now always
forever and that's a fact
when my mom ties my hair when I tie my
can you believe this is the same person
can you believe that is the same boy in
both
pictures man I miss the long hair I put
it all off but now it's really really
short but I miss being able to just tie
it up it look so cool but I don't have
to go through that again I don't want to
have that like four month period where
it doesn't look like anything it looks
like someone just made a character in
Dark Souls and tried to pick the worst
options for hair that they could I don't
look like that
unless I'm able to like go away for six
months and no one's able to see me and I
hide in a hole in my house and no one
comes by and no one knows what I look
like and then I just emerge from my
chrysalis as a beautiful butterfly with
my long flowing locks but in between Oh
No stinky my son and his amazing
portrait of Jack wow that's really good
holy [ __ ] oh thank you so much Aaron
puttin you on bunion I don't know how to
say your name I'm sorry tell your son
that I said thank you very very much
that's an incredible piece of B dirt
also your sudden and Mark look the exact
same when they were that age that is a
striking similarity oh oh god there's
more of them
give Jack a second he's processing
something always I'm always processing
something the world is running at like
144 FPS you know perfectly synced at 144
Hertz maybe even 240 whatever you're
feeling gamers you know just gamer talk
out here meanwhile I'm running at 24 fps
being like what's happening the world is
moving and I'm moving with it just a lot
slower me trying to remember the name of
that orange cat from Kara phew me trying
to remember what Obama's last name is
these are great so sometimes you need a
second to just process what's really
going on I play a lot of stuff I see a
lot of [ __ ] and my brain stinky that's a
combination for perfect memes me exists
for 0.01 ever seconds my grandparents
you're doing great sweetie
that's very very cute is this what it's
like when you guys watch my videos is
that is that what you look like just
looking on your phone like oh so funny
and awesome and best youtuber please I
hope that's what you're like please if
I'm not the best and the worst
my father whenever I went to stage to
get in a war
well done you're doing great sweetie
somebody should change us - you're doing
great sweaty jack how dare you compare
me to a chipmunk also Jack ah the
duality of man how you can go from one
walking piece of sex appeal to something
that should have been crushed underfoot
yeah I just like to keep you guys on
your toes you can't have it all one way
all the time gets boring you know
sometimes I just gotta gotta take it
down a notch
except ninety-nine percent of the time
I'm usually this one instead of anything
else and this is episode is just me
talking about how great I am
it's all a front I swear really deep
down inside I'm broken insecure sad also
sick and I'm the good way like Rick just
sick is in like please bring me noodle
soup me waiting to see if there's
something after jacksepticeye section
that's a good one did you guys know that
there's a secret outro every time those
of you who leave when you hear like well
we're gonna leave that episode there
there's more not only does the outro
play where you can click on stuff to see
more of videos for us to check the game
variety channel please [ __ ] click
those it's a pain in the ass to put them
in every time but also there's a secret
bonus outro every time a little clip -
just like keep you guys around and let
you know hey those of you who stay
around to the very end I see you you
were real one I got rid of them for a
while look cuz I didn't think that they
were adding anything and then everyone
was like how dare you where did they go
so they live on forever I guess what
will be the one in today's video I don't
know usually I never know it just
happens at the end and then I'm like
[ __ ] stroke of genius a lot of them
revolve around me saying that I'm either
too hot or too hungry went to [ __ ] your
mom line was too long
classic what a classic meme also got him
what a wondrous meme so versatile the
big sad what the hell are you mean time
[Laughter]
the big the big sad sad meme dire wait
what is this from is this a terminator
comic where he's coming to kill a little
girl that's horrifying
but if
meantime in the big set then it's fine
it's perfectly good it's just a regular
old good old chuckle of fun meme but
thanks for context behind this original
picture its Reese ad
one might even say the big sad sad yeah
I'm gonna catch myself before all you
[ __ ] in the comments are like Jack
didn't even realize 37 was in it like
the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure thing all
over again
uh-uh never again I ain't looking
foolish on the Internet
not even once ladies and gentlemen we
got him Associate Producer oh it hurts
it hurts me physically to look at the
name spell that way
Shawn McLaughlin no how dare you it's
pronounced the same as Shawn mcLaughlin
but this is a butchered bastardization
of it no this this is the price you pay
also Batman Beyond kind of sick though
honestly I used to watch Batman Beyond
when I was a kid and it holds up today
it's [ __ ] awesome oh that's excellent
where does it have more memes like this
how does he like General Grievous go at
it and beat Sabre
maybe that's why Jedi are so good maybe
that's why Anakin was so good at killing
the younglings because he just imagined
that it was beat Sabre there's a next
level to this alright time to put on
your [ __ ] Amazo glasses alright the
blue and the red are both of Anakin's
lightsabers all right when he turned
into Darth Vader
spoiler alert Anakin Skywalker kind of a
piece of [ __ ] but he brought bass to the
forest in the end or did he know he
didn't cuz rights of Skywalker
completely [ __ ] retcon everything and
made a mockery of the entire original
trilogy but he had a red lightsaber
later on I know he's blue one and it's
the dark side versus the light side it's
the duality also the amount of brains
versus blues a perfectly balanced in
this and that's why use him to kill the
opening so well because it was just beat
saber bro lo-fi hip-hop beats to kill
younglings - oh please tell me there's
fine out of that summer of Anakin
sitting down to the lap
was cat in the back yes
it's mean time no I didn't do that it
was like that when I got there oh you
cheeky bugger
cousin I got the top it says duh duh me
this pfj II mean though sure sorry I
make what I go to speak and I hiccup
burp at the same time Jack I bet people
are just gonna make fun of me on my
subreddit us posting genuinely wholesome
memes jack mug of confusion where is it
all i sees people making fun of me
actually people draw lots of really nice
fun out of me all the time and it's very
very wholesome so thank you I also love
this picture the mug of confusion what
another very versatile meme here on the
jacksepticeye variety channel so diverse
so inclusive of everybody's meme needs
courtesy Jack's channel is the perfect
blend of aggressiveness wholesomeness
happiness sentimentality and above all
laughs that's really sweet thank you
that's very very kind of you to say we
do it all here everybody there sometimes
and you're like Jack what the [ __ ] are
you doing why am I here and even
subscribed with the notification bell on
none of us even know and then other
times you're like oh when you blow an
ice-cream - cool ok technically you blow
on food to make it an edible temperature
when you blow an ice-cream
it melts a little because your breath is
hotter than the ice-cream so you are
blowing on it to get it to a state
that's easier to lick big brain or a
stinky brain I don't know you decide
down in the comments below it's stinky
isn't it yeah don't tell me people
actually do that don't tell me you
actually blow in your ice cream because
you thought it would cool it down so you
could eat it come on no no don't say yes
I know some of you are thinking some of
you are that jacksepticeye confused like
thinking meme right now I know I refuse
to believe there's anybody watching this
video on this channel right now who
actually do that damn leprechauns and
the Turtles
wait what the hell is even going on in
this picture this looks like before the
ground explodes and the aliens come out
of it and kill us all I'm gonna go out
on a limb here and say that this is
photoshopped or edited because
that doesn't make any sense otherwise
not that's a leprechaun concert a
leprechaun certain God sometimes the
comments are even better than the memes
leprechaun Battle Royale has officially
been leaked that would be a [ __ ]
great idea for a game Leprechaun battle
royale the person who wins gets the pot
of gold at the end of the rainbow and
you all right a rainbow down on all the
streams of light oh my god called up the
game developers I have an idea I did my
homework but who is who holy crap there
are more Jesus Christ why did you just
post a lot of pictures of jacksepticeye
though Oh chase isn't it I didn't even
see him where's this [ __ ] Kermit from
I would like to sing a song it's called
Miss Piggy I love you normally that
impression is much better but my nose is
all bummed up being sick now that's the
ultimate stink me my meme getting
featured in meme time you did it you
made well done it's one of those things
that you get an awards and you feel
really good about it that you've made it
your in meantime top of the food chain
but then the more you think about it you
realize that there's nothing actually on
the award it's a toy award you saw it at
like Target and then holding it doesn't
actually give you anything and putting
it on your mantelpiece is really impress
anybody three get your beam and meantime
credit means nothing but it's the deep
inner peace that you feel it's like
striving to climb that ladder and then
finally reach at the top of the ladder
and realizing there's nothing but flat
land up there you're glad you did it but
was it worth it I mean please keep
posting your memes in the subreddit it's
the highest honor
anybody can get please I need the
content for the video the Jax hit mine
some poor guy who farted the referring
of course to the exceptional episode of
bit life that I just uploaded if you
haven't seen it it's there go watch it
but I get hiring a hitman to kill all my
co-workers I was sick of playing the
game straight so I started hiring a
hitman to do anything and some guy fired
it as he walked by me so hired a hitman
kind of killed him got away with it I
think I'm just a fight if you walk by me
and you let out a squeaker right then
you could have done it down there
although the trail would follow you and
he's wait until you're past me or
something but if you squeak right as you
pass my hitman fingers are doing a heck
and tango huh interesting
I didn't know you hated living that much
if Shawn sees this he has to do this in
the thumbnail nobody youtubers in their
zone
I made this joke already on Twitter
literally word for word no one youtubers
into thumbnails I already did the face
now granted this is not the biggest
brain of tweets or the most original of
ideas but I was bored on a train in the
Netherlands so visa vie mean should you
do the face just for this video
perfect wow that really is what it's
like though you have to make a thumbnail
and okay don't hate the player hate the
game that [ __ ] works putting your face
like that sometimes obnoxiously in a
thumbnail actually really works I don't
know why people just love to click on
faces especially surprised ones look how
many times there are on YouTube where
people going it works so these days I've
actually been trying to grab my
reactions from the videos it's not the
highest quality image and sometimes
there isn't always one so I have to like
recreate something but I always try and
grab my actual reaction from a game or
from like the Funniest Home Videos like
me actually laughing at the stuff that's
happening because I don't know I don't
want I don't want I don't want to do
that when someone farts at you and you
kill him as revenge mine size Omega also
this looks like a perfect YouTube
thumbnail right this already just a
person up close expression thing on the
site relevant to whatever is going on in
video that's it that's the secret to
YouTube thumbnails that's all they are a
while ago you could get a lot more
diverse with your thumbnails but now
YouTube's algorithm seems to really
heavily favor thing and thing it's
making someone else so boring but to get
into the system you kind of have to play
the game a small bit sucks optical
illusions are wild close one eye tilt
your phone
back and look at the scream from the
charging hole well I can't do that it's
a desktop what am i tilt the whole
monitor by I could break it what does it
say I don't know hold on a minute you're
doing great and I'm glad you exist oh
that's way more wholesome I thought it
was going to be like you suck or stinky
tired man I'm tired I'm sick and the
jokes are just not coming yet alright
normally I'm at like [ __ ] full steam
sense of humor but right now I am
struggling to put coal in that fire the
evolution of the Gaelic gladiator longer
hair center part what hairpin all back
to long one wait I feel like I haven't
been half of these this is kind of what
it is right now
not exactly but close enough to long I
have never had hair that long my hair
does not grow like that but the bun
looks so cool God the green bun - I have
not green hair in years also is this
your art did you draw this
or did you steal it I'm not sure might
be stinky art credit where credit's due
please don't steal each other's pictures
and upload them if you did draw this
awesome if you didn't my [ __ ] head
man fingers are tingling that kid is
gonna have a wonderful life Shh I told
her it was Mozart
it's the meantime intro for an hour that
kid's gonna come out all sorts of [ __ ]
up but they're gonna be a champion
they're gonna speak the language of the
gods they're gonna make tic TOCs they're
gonna do everything right in life has
anybody named their kid tik-tok yet I
think somebody did it doesn't mean
legally calling their child tick tock
god I hope not
when you pick another video on YouTube
and see your reflection honestly that's
why I made that tweet I I came down to
grab something and I was like oh [ __ ] my
coffee is getting cold and I took a swig
of it and I could see my own reflection
in the coffee because the coffee was
just jet-black so I was like that's a
good meal and I took a picture with my
phone and then realized wait the iPhone
11 has a wide-angle lens so I turned it
around I just started taking as many
pictures
and then you ended up with this meme
science so technically you're not that
far off
same energy oh god this fish has been
going around a lot lately and I don't
know where the origin of the meme is
I've just seen people at the very tail
end of it saying that the meme is dead
so this is one of the first memes that I
haven't actually seen go mainstream and
already be dead that's what's happening
to memes now is that they don't even get
out the gate they're already dead before
they even arrive but yes you've figured
me out
jacksepticeye is actually just a fish in
a human body operating the controls some
of you will not be surprised by that
considering my memory span and attention
span you want a baby jacksepticeye I'll
give you baby jacksepticeye oh sweet
mother of god oh that feels like forever
ago this is a YouTube oh yeah it says it
there Irish creators day that a thing
going on in Dublin and the invited us a
bunch of us up and some people came and
sat in the audience and heard us talk
about YouTube I think I was at like 6
million subscribers by then or 3 million
something like that and I was already
the most subscribed channel in Ireland
and everybody wanted to know how they
wanted to know why who went where I had
no answers I just sat there and everyone
was like what what did you do how did
you do it I was like I know I liked
things and I laughed at them and swore
Lord pretty much also good man dokkaebi
there's a young no glare as well I think
this was in this is 2015 that I did this
and it was really awkward and I had no
idea what I was doing and I did an
interview with the national news and
then everyone was messaging me
afterwards about it and it was a great
day but that was one of the first on
stage talking about myself and YouTube
things that I did so I was incredibly
nervous we were sitting in the audience
for most of it and then we had to come
down and actually talk and I didn't know
what to say and lastly in case you
didn't see already to accept the guy
u2's everybody yes we finally did it
I think it looks great I think it's very
very cute it actually looks like me it's
just good old jacksepticeye holding up a
Sam I really like the box too that they
made a little potato there's also a nice
message on the back of it that you're
going
have to wait until it's actually out and
you get it yourself to be able to see so
that's going to be launched on st.
Patrick's Day so keep an eye out for
that it's going to be an uproarious time
I'm very very excited about it I wanted
to do you choose for a really long time
so many other people were doing them
that I'm very glad to be part of the
family so if you want to copy yourself
one of those then I'll have more details
closer to when it's actually coming out
and maybe we'll even do some giveaways
or stuff it's gonna be great also this
brand-new collection emerge on
jacksepticeye comm we're doing the Irish
st. Patty's Day PMA stuff and I so go
over with the PMA on it we got some
beanies we got a hoodie
we got a shirt on we got some socks or
as I like to call them not shamrocks
sham socks so if you want to get those
as well and really get the green so you
don't get pinched on st. Patrick's Day
also remember it's paddy not patty I'll
[ __ ] kill someone I get very
murderous when I get upset that's that's
not good but yeah if you want to get
that jacksepticeye comm new March it's
whatever
that does the merch plug for the video
and also that is the end of the video
thank you so much for watching it I hope
that you chuckled in your belly I hope
that that sadness was staved off for
another like 20-30 minutes today and I
hope that you had a good time but that's
going to be it for me you sweet baby me
me dreamers and I am just gonna have to
disappear now forever and always stay
tuned for the secret bonus outro clip
[Music]
[Applause]
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this is it this is the secret bonus
outro clip this is what they always look
like they're nothing special