- I feel amazing, like a bride on his wedding day.
(Jordan laughs)
♪ At last ♪
- Stretched out skin,
what not to do as a parent
and a whole bunch of selective surgeries.
Get ready to laugh, because today,
we are breaking down and reacting
to all of the funniest medical scenes
that Family Guy has to offer.
Let's dive right in.
- Hey, any of you know how to tie a tie?
I have to go to a patient's funeral.
(Jordan laughs)
- Luckily, as an ER doctor, we don't use ties.
Somebody could use it against us,
and that's also why even police officers
when they have a tie on
it's actually a clip-on, that way it breaks off right away.
- Peter needs to lose weight
and we were hoping you can help us.
- Sure, there are a few options we could try.
You can increase your exercise.
- Pass.
- Switch to a vegan diet.
- I'd rather die.
- Or quit drinking.
(bleep)
- [Jordan] Exercise is really good for you.
- It's good for you.
- Good for your your heart, good for your muscles,
good for long-term health.
But typically you can't exercise out of a bad diet.
With the majority of us, if you want to lose weight,
you have to reduce the amount of calories
that you're getting in your body.
And then obviously, alcohol.
There's actually no true health benefit to alcohol.
That's why if you do stop drinking,
you actually lose weight pretty quickly.
- What did Honey BooBoo's mom do?
We have a similar workout.
(Jordan laughs)
- I'm a beauty queen.
- She had Lap-Band surgery.
If you're interested in that option,
the hospital is running a promotion
where it comes with a free Nintendo Switch.
- Oh, my gosh.
They put a band around your stomach
to make your stomach smaller
so that way you can't ingest as much food.
Most doctors require that you actually show
that you're starting to reduce your own weight
by the normal steps of, you know,
reducing calories, exercise, watching what you eat.
You don't want to have the surgery
and then not have any lifestyle changes.
(fanfare music)
Whoa, wait. (Jordan laughs)
You don't lose weight that fast.
And you don't wanna lose weight that fast,
because then you have a lot of excess skin.
- Okay, so if I got like more skin.
- It hasn't had the time to tighten back up,
and then you're gonna potentially have to have
surgery again to have skin reduction.
- I feel amazing, like a bride on his wedding day.
(piano music)
♪ At last ♪
♪ My love has come along ♪
- The skin is still innervated,
meaning it still has sensation.
So when you're gonna be dragging that around on the ground
you're actually gonna feel it.
It's gonna feel weird, awkward, and maybe even painful.
- I can taste the floor.
- I decided to try that radical penis enlargement.
- Peter, I don't think.
- Brian your objections are duly noted.
Now hit the gas.
- Whoa, don't do that.
(car engine runs)
- Oh.
- Do not do that.
You are gonna cause massive amounts of bleeding, literally.
We'll have patients who have poly catheters
and they'll try to rip those out and the amount
of blood that comes out and the trauma and the damage
you can have major urethral injuries.
No, you don't wanna do this.
- You know that would never work again
in a million years.
- Don't need it too, Brian.
(Jordan laughs)
- There is surgery out there.
They do penile transplants for people who've had trauma
to their penises or severe cases of micro penis.
But please do not attempt any of this that you see.
(soft jazz music)
What!
I don't know where the scene is going
but at least there was some blood
so I'm assuming they wanted to be
in a blood vessel giving this injection
versus when we do an intramuscular injection
we don't wanna see blood when we draw back.
- Okay, Mr. Griffin, now you've got your flu shot.
- Will you stop giving them flu shots?
- People will have an immune response to a vaccine
because they're reacting to something foreign in their body.
Sometimes people feel fatigued, body aches,
weakness versus having euphoria like Peter.
- It's cool, it's cool.
This is the doctor that killed Michael Jackson.
- So Michael Jackson was getting injections with Propofol.
The medication that we use in the emergency department
for sedation, a lot of the big side effects
that we see with Propofol is actually hypotension.
So you can actually decrease
the blood pressure significantly.
Oh geez.
What's the matter with Chris?
- I'm really worried about Chris the shock of seeing
Arthur Valentine die seems to have really gotten to him.
I've never seen him so depressed and catatonic.
- Catatonia basically when somebody's awake, breathing,
but non-responsive in the sense of not talking,
not being aware.
There's multiple different reasons why this occurs and a lot
of times it's somebody who's seen something traumatic.
- In Awakenings, Robin Williams tossed a baseball
to Robert De Niro and he snapped out of it and caught it.
Maybe we do that.
Chris, you doing ok?
- Watch this.
Oh, he's gonna hit him I know it.
- We thought we, awakenings!
- Peter. I'm not sure that's a.
- Awakenings. - Oh my gosh.
You're gonna cause a jaw fracture.
Hematoma, fracture of the inferior socket
of your eye or your maxillary sinus here.
All the bones.
- What if I try it with a basketball?
- No, oh my gosh.
- I broke his nose.
I feel like the baseball would actually do more damage
than a basketball.
Two major areas of the nose.
One that's in the back and dealt with major blood vessels
back there and then in the front it's on your nasal septum
and it's called kiesselbach's plexus.
- He didn't even flinch.
It's bad.
Let's do your thing.
Let's, let's twirl some toilet paper up
into his nose and and then when, we'll do your thing.
- Taking some toilet paper or tissue up the nose.
People do all the time, but you need more compression.
That's just gonna soak it up,
compress the area, hold it there.
Pressure is your best bet.
♪ Pressure ♪
- It's about my dad.
He, he wants to have a sex change operation.
- Typically if somebody's having this type of surgery
probably do hormone therapies.
Some rules require that you live for a year
as the gender that you identify as.
You just don't want to get into a situation
where you're having major surgeries,
you're removing organs
and then then all of a sudden you want them reversed
and you get into a situation where you actually
can't reverse those processes.
- He has an appointment Friday with Dr. Hartman
to have the procedure and he wants me to go with him.
- I thought he was like a family doctor.
Typically, a surgeon's a surgeon
and there's subspecialties within surgery.
Then you have like family medicine doctors,
internal medicine doctors that do general medicine practice
and you have myself
emergency medicine doctor who does emergencies.
- Here's the deal.
Anything he lops off we get to bring home for Brian.
What? (Jordan laughs)
- I've not been privy to any of these type of surgeries.
It is definitely not like a restaurant where
you get the leftovers and the bones to go
and so you can give it to the animals at home.
- Wow.
- You wouldn't literally go out to see family
with blood all over you.
Wash yourself, change your clothes,
like no, they don't wanna see that.
- That thing was on there.
- That thing was on there, yeah.
- Duh.
- It's part of the anatomy of a human being.
And penectomy is actually the word for penile removal.
The biggest things you worry about are the blood vessels
and the nerves.
- How is he doc?
Is he all right?
- No, I'm afraid not,
(gasps)
but she is gonna be just fine.
- There you go. (fanfare music)
I mean that was the fastest surgical recovery ever.
Typically, no.
You'll end up going to the PACU,
the after surgery care unit.
We'll have the anesthesia wear off
and make sure there's no excess bleeding.
- What do you think boys?
- I'm walking on sunshine. Whoa.
(Jordan laughs)
- It's great that Craig Meyer is supporting somebody
who's having this choice.
You want family support
and I think that was a good depiction.
Even just in this scenario.
Even though Peter's kind of making a little bit
of a joke about it.
I really enjoyed this
this is actually really good medical eclipse
from Family Guy that allowed me to discuss what
actually happens in real medicine, so that was awesome.
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