>> Stephen: HEY!
THANKS, EVERYBODY!
WE HAD A LIVE SHOW -- WE HAD A LIVE SHOW TWO NIGHTS AGO AND YOU
CAUGHT ME COMING BACK FROM COMMERCIAL TRYING TO SNORKEL A
CUP OF COFFEE OVER HERE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK.
MY FIRST GUEST IS AN ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "TWIN PEAKS," "BLUE
VELVET," AND "SEX AND THE CITY."
HE NOW STARS IN "JOE VS.
CAROLE."
>> NOCOMMENT IS NOT AN EVASION.
YOU DIDN'T DODGE HER QUESTION, YOU SIMPLY CHOSE NOT TO DIGNIFY
IT WITH AN ANSWER.
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
I MEAN, WITH JOURNALISM LIKE THAT, I MIGHT AS WELL RENAME
THEMSELVES THE INQUIRER.
WHAT'S NEXT, ELLA AND PORTIA ARE HAVING THREE AS MANY AS WITH
ALIENS.
>> I'M GOING TO CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION.
>> THAT'S NOT FAIR.
I AM SO ANGRY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO?
>> WHAT?
I'M GOING TO WRITE A STRONGLY-WORDED LETTER TO THE
EDITOR.
>> I LOVE WHEN YOU GET ALL RILED UP ON MY BEHALF.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW" KYLE
MacLACHLAN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> WHAT A NICE AUDIENCE!
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> THANK YOU, NICE TO BE BACK.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE PARTICULARLY HANDSOME WITH YOUR
SALT AND PEPPER AND STEVE McQUEEN TURTLENECK.
>> YOU MUST KNOW MY STYLIST.
VERY GOOD.
>> Stephen: MOST PEOPLE KNOW YOU FROM "BLUE VELVET," "TWIN
PEAKS," "SEX AND THE CITY."
>> YES.
>> Stephen: THE LIST GOES ON AND ON BUT YOU'VE ADDED ANOTHER
ITEM TO YOUR RESUME WHICH I DIDGED SEE COMING, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU DID.
THIS WAS -- LET'S SEE, THIS WAS THIS YEAR, JANUARY 16th, YOU
WORKING THE RUNWAY AT THE PRADA FASHION SHOW.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KYLE MacLACHLAN, HOW DID YOU
END UP ON THE CATWALK?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
>> Stephen: YOU KNEW YOU WEREN'T JUST WALKING, YOU WERE
IN A STYLE SHOW.
>> THAT'S WHAT THEY TOLD ME.
THINK SERVED ME CHAMPAGNE BACKSTAGE BECAUSE THEY KNEW I
NEEDED HELP.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE WEARING BAGGY BAGGY JEANS.
>> THAT'S MY NEW STYLE.
>> Stephen: AND A COAT.
THAT'S A SILK PAJAMA, MAN.
>> Stephen: SO THIS IS JUST A BLACK BATHROBE IS WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING.
>> THAT'S FOUR-PLY CASHMERE, MAN.
IT'S AMAZING.
>> Stephen: HOW DID IT FEEL?
THE ONLY THING THAT GOES INTO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU'RE IN THAT
SITUATION IS DO NOT FALL DOWN.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU NEW TO WALKING?
WHY WOULD YOU FALL DOWN?
>> IT'S WALKING UNDER PRESSURE.
NO, I'M WEARING -- IT'S VERY CHALLENGING.
>> Stephen: WALKING UNDER PRESSURE!
WOW!
HAVE YOU DONE THAT BEFORE?
IT DOES SOUND HARD.
>> IT'S REALLY CHALLENGING.
>> Stephen: BUT WALKING WHEN PEOPLE ARE WATCHING YOU.
>> WELL, RUBBER BOOTS ON A CARPET SO THE SCUFF FACTOR IS
VERY HIGH.
>> Stephen: YOU COULD GET SPARKY FINGERS.
>> YEAH.
DON'T TOUCH ANYBODY.
>> Stephen: WE ACTUALLY HAVE A CLIP OF YOU WALKING UNDER
PRESSURE.
JIM.
♪♪ ♪♪
♪♪ >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
>> Stephen: OH, CLEARLY, YOU'VE WALKED BEFORE.
I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU SINCE THE PREMIERE OF DENESTLE'S DOOM.
WE WILL REMEMBER YOU AS THE ORIGINAL HERE WHICH I JUST
ABSOLUTELY -- >> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT.
WE WERE VERY JEALOUS BECAUSE IPPED TO BE PAUL.
THEY ACTUALLY GAVE OUT A DPLOS RIWHEN I WENT TO SEE THIS.
>> I THINK I STILL HAVE ONE FOLDED UP IN MY ARCHIVES.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW ONE?
>> I HAVE.
THEY HAD A SCREENING IN BRISBANE WHERE WE SHOT IT.
ALL THE SOUNDS, THE SEATS RUMBLED, IT WAS FANTASTIC.
>> Stephen: THE SEATS RUMBLED?
YEAH, WHEN THE SAND WORMS COME THROUGH, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE
RUMBLING SEATS, MAN.
>> Stephen: YO I'VE GOT TO GO TO A BETTER THEATER.
>> YOU HAVE TO GO TO AUSTRALIA.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
I THOUGHT TIMOTHY DID A GREAT JOB.
WAS A WONDERFUL PAUL.
DID REALLY GOOD.
( APPLAUSE ) I WAS FEELING VERY NOSTALGIC
WHEN HI WATCHED IT BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING SCENES I HAD DONE.
HERE WAS A I CAN'T THINK MAN.
I TRIED TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIM, DON'T PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT BOX,
NO GOOD THINGS COME FROM THAT BOX.
IT'S ONE THING, PAIN.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY RIGHT.
WERE PEOPLE SURPRISED TO SEE YOU THERE?
>> NO UNWITH RECOGNIZED ME.
>> Stephen: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE KYLE MacLACHLAN.
>> I TOLD EVERYONE THAT, NO ONE SEEMED TO CARE.
IT'S AWFUL!
NO, IT'S FINE.
>> Stephen: IS THAT THE FIRST THING YOU DID WITH LYNCH?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: THAT AND THEN "BLUE VELVET," OF COURSE,
TREMENDOUS.
>> SO YOU CAN SEE THOSE TWO TIM'S REALLY WORKED TOGETHER.
>> Stephen: AND "TWIN PEAKS."
AND "TWIN PEAKS."
>> Stephen: "TWIN PEAKS" TWICE, THREE TIMES IF YOU COUNT
THE MOVIE.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> Stephen:.
>> Stephen: THERE ARE SO MANY LEGENDS ABOUT DAVID LYNCH, SORT
OF A MYSTERIOUS FIGURE, VERY MUCH HIS OWN WAY OF DOING
THINGS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: ANYTHING LEAP OUT IMMEDIATELY ABOUT WORKING WITH
DAVID LYNCH, STORIES OF FIRST ENDOUBT COUNTERING?
>> YEAH, WORKING WITH HIM ON "BLUE VELVET," NAOMI WATTS
REMINDED ME OF THIS DOING THE REBOOT, HE SAYS HE LIKES TO TALK
TO YOU WHILE YOU'RE FILMING.
>> Stephen: DOING THE SCENE?
DODOING THE SCENE.
THIS WAS BEFORE THE DAYS OF MONITORS.
HE WAS RIGHT UNDER THE CAMERA WATCHING EVERYTHING.
AND HE WOULD START TO TALK.
HE SAID, NOW -- AND HE ALWAYS CALLS ME KALE, THAT'S A WHOLE
OTHER STORY -- AND HE'D SAY, KALE, ALL RIGHT, LOOK AROUND AND
YOU SEE THE COFFEE CUP ON THE TABLE.
SO I'M IN CHARACTER AND I LOOK OVER.
NOW, YOU GO PICK UP THE COFFEE CUP.
YOU TAKE A SIP, AND IT'S THE WORST COFFEE YOU'VE EVER HAD.
SO YOU GO -- WHAT DO I DO NOW?
THE WHOLE POINT WAS TRYING TO MAKE ME LAUGH.
>> Stephen: "BLUE VELVET" IS A FUNNY FILM.
( LAUGHTER ) >> HILARIOUS.
>> Stephen: SUBTLE AT TIMES BUT DEEPLY DEEPLY FUNNY.
>> MY INTENTION WAS TO TRY TO MAKE HIM LAUGH FIRST SO THIS IS
WHAT IT BECAME.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK.
STICK AROUND.
WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL ASK KYLE WHAT THEY USED IN "JOE VS.
CAROLE," OTHER THAN TIGERS, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T USE TIGERS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )