- Hi, my name is Jenny Yang and I'm Asian.
You know, about two out of three human beings
on this planet.
Let's get started.
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Oh don't you dare put a gong in there.
(We asked fans to send us questions
(they'd like to ask an Asian-American)
(We received almost 7,000 submissions)
(Here are eleven of them)
Are people always asking, "Are you good at math?"
Not always, two-thirds of the time.
Like, 45 percent, or like one out of three people.
Actually, I'm not that good at math.
What's up with Asians wearing doctor's masks?
Because you're all dirty, dirty people.
Why do Asians mainly stick to themselves?
It seems like the enclaves you guys make are
impenetrable socially.
Everyone has enclaves; white people have enclaves, too.
Wall Street, the entertainment industry, Utah.
They're not impenetrable, just harder.
Are all Asian houses Feng Shui?
No, not all Asians use Feng Shui.
I have a lot of Asian friends whose apartments are so messy,
it looks like an episode of "Hoarders."
Do people make Kung Fu noises and
make a chop hand motion at you?
Only on Tuesdays at kickboxing...
I have a Groupon.
How do you tell other Asians apart?
I don't know, let's bring in another Asian.
Hi, Korean.
- I am Korean.
Hi, Chinese.
- Hello.
- So, Eugene, how would you tell other Asians apart?
- You can often tell from their last name.
For example, mine is Yang.
- And mine is Yang.
Do you get offended when someone
of the same race as you makes a racist joke?
Everyone should be offended by racist jokes,
because, you know, racism.
Do you ever get sick of hearing the same Asian stereotypes?
Yes, you know what, I do.
Why are Asian drivers so bad?
First of all, have you seen how Asians drive in Asia?
It's lawless, they don't give a (beep).
And number two, Americans, we don't drive that well either.
Have you been to Boston?
How do you keep from punching idiots in the face
when they ask stupid, offensive, stereotypical questions?
Sadly, most of the people who asked questions for this video
did it online and I couldn't reach their faces.
Honestly, I think y'all need to get out more.
Like, meet some Asians.
We're out there.
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