- Can we guess what weird things
each other's pants are made of?
- Let's talk about that.
(playful theme music)
Good mythical morning.
- I've had a great relationship with pants.
They've covered my legs and crotch and held my valuables
that I've carried with me at all times.
But lately, I've been a little dissatisfied
with where pants can take me.
So today, we are going to plumb the depths
of what's possible with pants.
It's time for, Everything is Pants Now.
- Okay, as Link continues the C&C Music Factory riff,
I'm going to explain how this is going to work.
We're gonna come out one at a time.
- Everything is pants now. - With pants on,
covered by workout pants that we will then rip off
to reveal what they are, after a series
of yes-or-no questions from the other person.
There will also be four lifelines,
- Everything is pants now.
- Poke it, stroke, it, smell it, and slap it.
You can use each one of those one time.
The loser, who gets less right.
- Everything is pants now. - Good timing.
Has to wear worm pants in Good Mythical More.
Let's do this.
(electronic music)
- Okay I'm told Rhett has on his pants, come on out.
Oh, he's got a waddle to his bobble.
It appears that you have on pants over something else
which I presume to be other pants.
- You think?
- The bulges are already weird to me.
- [Rhett] Yeah, right in here.
- Yeah, it draws the attention to the lower self.
- All the right things.
- Alright, I will commence with my yes-or-no questions.
- Please do.
- Are your pants made of things that are packaged?
- Yes.
Great first question Link.
- Well I was hearing like some sort of plasticky sound.
And I don't know, I just immediately thought,
which I know is wrong, but I can't guess yet,
I only have one guess.
Are these pants something that I could purchase at a store?
- It is a product, yes.
- Could I get this at a hardware store?
- I don't think so.
- Every time I ask a question, I'm surprised
by what I'm asking.
Could I get it at a grocery store?
- Yes.
- Is it a food stufF?
- Yes.
- But that's not an easy guess.
And this food is packaged?
- Yes.
- Is it frozen? - No.
- I would like to exercise my inalienable right to poke it.
With your consent.
- Choose your location wisely.
(crew laughs)
- Learn anything?
You can poke it again.
Oh I think you learned a lot that time.
- It's got a lot of give to it.
And it's definitely, like, a package.
- Yeah.
- So it's mostly about the packaging.
- I'll help you a little bit.
You asked if it was a food, yes it is in the food family,
but you typically don't call this part
of the food family food.
You usually say, food and,
- Is it a drink? - Yes.
- Is this drink consumed with a straw?
- Yes.
- Is Capri Suns your pants?
- Wouldn't you like to know?
- I think I would.
(dance music)
(bell dings)
- It is Capri Suns.
- Capri Sun capris.
- Oh they're capris.
- Have one. - If I please.
- I think it's fruit juice.
- Capri Sun capris, I was right.
(electronic music)
- Okay Link is now pantsed, come on out Link.
- Here I come.
- Oh wow, hmmm, a lot of girth in there.
- Look at me in my pants.
- I notice that you didn't make any noises,
your pants didn't make any noises as you came out.
- Silent bud deadly.
- No clues in that.
I'll get started with my questions.
Is it a food? - Yes.
- Is it an animal? - No.
- Is it a plant? - Yes.
- Is it a vegetable? - Yes.
Unless I don't know what a vegetable is,
which is possible.
- It doesn't have seeds? - Oh, it's got seeds,
so it's a fruit.
Do vegetables have fruits?
I mean seeds.
Do vegetables have seeds, or?
- I think some vegetables can have seeds,
but it's controversial.
- There's definitely seeds in this thing.
- Okay, is it green? - Oh yeah.
You're surprised by that.
- Is it one seed per thing, or is it multi--
is it one seed in a thing? - No.
- It it multiple seeds? - Yeah.
Harping on the seeds.
- I'm using seed logic.
Okay, so it's a seeded vegeta-fruit,
seeded, something you think is a vegetable.
- Oh yeah. - With seeds that's green.
That has little seeds in it.
I think I'm gonna smell it.
- I think I would love for you to smell it.
I think that's a good choice,
probably the best lifeline you could've used.
No touching!
(crew laughs)
I wouldn't recommend smelling the pocket,
put my hand in there.
You might just be smelling hand remnants.
Daddy garlic fingers.
You think you got it, I think you should have it.
- Yes, one of my favorites.
Link, are pickles your pants?
- Let's find out.
(dance music)
- Oh, oh gosh, oh.
(bell dings)
- I almost threw my freaking shoulder out.
Pulling the, pulling my britches off.
- Can I have one?
- Yeah pickle pants baby.
You didn't have to grab one from there.
Man, it took forever to get these things on.
- They look great man.
Pickle pants. - Nice.
(electronic music)
Okay, who's ready for some more pants, me.
Come on out Rhett, we're all tied up,
so let's see if I can take the lead.
You got some other bulgy bulgies.
You're top heavy.
You're very bulgy in the booty, but the bulge
doesn't continue down there.
- Learning lots of things about my body.
- Bulgy up top, slim on the bottom.
- Ask me any questions about my pants.
- Don't touch yourself.
Stop rubbing your pants, man, it's weird.
- The feel of this is so good, though.
- Don't, don't cover.
Was this ever alive? - No.
- Is it a manmade object. - Yes.
- Is it made of wood? - No.
- Is it made of beans. - No.
That would've been alive at some point,
and so would've wood. - Oh yeah.
- Wood would've been alive.
- You don't have to expose my stupid questions,
let me play the game.
- Was this ever living, was it wood?
- Is this something that children would interact with?
- Yes.
- So it's a toy? - Hmmmm.
Can't anything be a toy?
I mean, - if you're desperate enough.
- You can play with anything.
- But children interact with it.
- Technically, yes, it's a toy,
but if you go with that answer, you will be thrown off.
- So it's technically a toy,
but I shouldn't think about that.
- I don't wanna mislead you.
- Do I have it in my house?
- You have what this represents in your house.
- Why is this so hard?
I just need to go ahead and smack it.
- Okay, come on and smack it bro.
- Pickle pants coming over to smack.
So you want me to-- - You can smack
anywhere you want.
- [Link] I mean there's a lot of it here.
- I feel like you might learn by smacking me here.
- Oooh, it's very mushy.
- Give it one more smack.
Don't turn that smack into a feel.
You trying to turn the smack into a stroke.
- So it feels like, I learned a lot.
Let me tell you what I learned.
It's soft, it's round, it's bulbous.
Soft, and round, and bulbous, but not a toy,
but I have it in my house?
- Everybody does.
- Everybody has a form of this in their house.
- Everyone has what this represents on their persson
at all times.
- Ooooh, but it's not biological.
If I were naked, would it still be on my person?
- Yes.
- And it was never alive?
- Not what's in my pants.
My pants are not alive, but they represent
something that is very alive.
- If I'm naked, it's still on me.
- Oh yeah. - Is it on me right now, too?
- Yeah.
- Is it like a whole bunch of 'em on me right now?
- I hope not.
There's one on you right now.
- So this is a representation of something that
is biological on my body, but it's not it.
- Right.
- Should I be afraid? - No.
- Is it black on me?
- Well I haven't seen it lately.
- Well I am afraid.
I think I'm talking about hair, but since it's not alive,
I'm gonna guess, are wigs your pants?
- There's only one way to find out.
(country music)
- Ride 'em cowboy.
(buzzer) - It's booty booty shorts.
- So it's butts?
I could never have guessed that.
- It's biological.
- It's foam. - It's on everybody.
- I was close, like, - It's in your house.
- Wigs represent hair, but I never could have guessed
so many booties.
(electronic music)
- Okay now that Link guessed incorrectly,
if I guess correctly, I take home the victory.
Link, come on out.
(metallic clanging)
We got a little jingle, a rattle.
Would you call that a rattle or a jingle?
- Yes.
- Is this a musical instrument.
- No.
Ha, ha, ha, nice shorts Rhett.
- I'm very comfortable right now,
you wanna touch it again?
You don't have to.
- I'm noticing how shiny your knees are.
Why are your knees so shiny?
- I don't want to be ashy.
- Is it wood?
- [Link] Yes and no.
- Does it have wood on it?
- Yes, and no, depending on the part.
- Is the other part metal? - Yes.
- I know nothing.
Does this device help me accomplish a task?
- Oh, depends.
- Is it a tool?
- Yes
- I think it might be time for a stroke.
And what I mean by that is, I'm gonna,
(crew laughs)
- You feel okay, can you stroke it with your shiny knee?
Seriously, stroke it with - No, no, no.
- No seriously, stroke it with your knee man,
this is the internet.
There we go.
Alright, that's enough, that's enough.
Booty britches, get away.
Get away.
- I learned nothing, 'cause it was my knee.
Is it a kitchen tool? - No.
- This is a wood shop tool? - Yes.
- Would you cut things with it?
- Nope, not that stupid.
- Would you, (metallic jingling)
- Ha, ha, ha, ha, hammer things with it?
- Occasionally.
- Link, are hammers your pants?
- Let's find out.
(dance music)
Hammer pants! (bell dings)
Get it?
- Wow, you know what, there might be a market for those?
- Stop.
Get it.
Rhett you win, shiny knees and booty britches.
Congratulations man.
- Good game, good game.
- Good game, the great thing is
I get to keep these pants, and you get to keep those.
- I just realized that they smell like peaches.
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