What's up.
How are you all today? First let's play a little game. On the count of three,
we're gonna name the most influential human being on this planet at the moment.
There's one correct answer. One, two, three, lil pump!
Oh ****!
Okay, good. If you didn't say lil pump get off. Click off. He's universally just the most inspirational
being of the time right now.
Everyone's obsessed with lil pump.
He's huge, and he's not the only one. There's lil xan, six nine or some shit. What are they? SoundCloud rappers.
I decided you know what I'm done being a nobody. I'm done being somebody who isn't helping this world.
I'm not doing shit, and so I thought it'd be kind of fun if I just turn myself into a Soundcloud rapper today.
I don't really know what this is gonna do for me.
I don't even know how to upload something to SoundCloud, but either way. Let's get started.
The first thing we gotta do is we gotta come up with a name. no one has their regular name.
You know what I'm saying. Everybody has like a special little stage name like lil pump, what's his real name?
Hold on lil pump's real name is jazzy Gazi Garcia, okay?
Well my real name is Emma Chamberlain, and that's gotta change from now on I'm going by the name lil moop.
yeah ya heard that right.
lil moop.
Are you confused? Well
shut up. coming up with a name for me was very easy. Okay, when I was younger I used to be called mooper
that was one of my nicknames, so it seemed fitting. Please only refer to me as such from now until forever. Thank you.
Okay next we're just jumping straight on into the outfit this, it's not gonna do. We need to change.
Okay now that we have a little bit of a SoundCloud rapper outfit, I mean we got the Gucci, we got the Gucci,
we got the Gucci, we got some camo pants.
I don't even think soundcloud rappers wear these kinds of pants, but like this is all I got you know.
But like I'm not feeling it yet. I don't feel like a SoundCloud rapper yet at all
Do you know what it is? I think it's the hair. Let's let's fix the hair.
SoundCloud rappers tend to have kind of like a little bit of a you know they tend to do their hair maybe a little bit more unique
and so today, I'm going to be trying to come up with an exclusive look.
It's not like you see 69 walking around with a nice manicured head. You know what I mean.
I went to the store yesterday, and I was trying to find some temporary hair dye. Yeah, you heard that right,
I was gonna temporarily dye my hair for this video. Sadly
I couldn't find any that like washed out immediately and all of them took like two weeks to wash out and I don't want to
look like an idiot for two weeks, so we improvised.
I still don't feel like a SoundCloud rapper. I literally don't know what I'm missing
Oh, face tats.
Although I would get face tats for this video
there's no appointments available today, so that idea was canceled. We have some cheap-ass eyeliner
So let's see if it'll do the trick. It seems
like SoundCloud rappers tend to tattoo important things on their face.
Just things that they love, things that they like, things that have meaning to them.
Holy shit, okay, ah
Mami Moop, baby!
Aight, we done. I already feel more
rapper. Now that I got the tats I'm starting to feel it a little bit. Let's do a quick rundown first.
We got mami moop across the eyes. You know representing me. Who I am
Next we got right here some teardrops. I don't know what that means, but I always see people with it squad.
Oh god. This is so cringe. Right here, We got a bagel around it it says bae goalz. ya bitch loves bagels. bagels are my bae goalz.
Get what I'm fuckin saying? Good. Next, under my lips, we got hella chapped.
A bitch loves chapstick. Ok, we got a nice Chanel bag under my eye.
Symbolism. Do you know what? Sleep is for the fuckin weak.
But these bags designer. You feel me? Next, we got the Gucci logo here. I want to be wearing Gucci even when I'm naked,
so. Last but not least on my neck we have the most important. We got the latte gang up in here bitch.
I don't think anyone nae-nae's ever.
Oh yeah, baby, holy shit! Yeah, the transformation is complete. Or so you thought?
You can't be a soundcloud rapper without a rap song. Well, I have news for you. I wrote a rap song.
Do you believe me? no? funny. That's funny cuz listen to this.
I would tell you to go download it on iTunes, but this song fucking sucks no one wants to download it on iTunes.