Hello butts
Hi, Mom you shit
What?
What do you mean you hate my new song [oh]?
piss off mother ah
What a perfect place [matey] sit on dirty furniture and call my ex-boyfriend
Rick this shit paces like bloody cat piss. Oh
God save the queen it smells like a hobo died under here um can I help you?
Who are [you] and what are you doing out of that name steve? I swear. I live who are you I'm Adele
international Grammy winning Pop Phenomenon type girl
What's that frequency when you come alone? I like it. It smells like the inside of my mom's purse
You're all right hobo
What?
Hello, Tyrone
Hello from crazy bitch. Land uh Adele
Bitch, how'd you get my number? [oh] you know I didn't stalk your [Facebook] for ten hours or anything if that's what you're thinking
[hey] look a dale. I'm done with white girls. [I] have a wife and kids now
So I want us to be together [leave] the little bastards all used to us anyway who died on the phone Tyrone [oh]?
No one baby. Just an old friend. [I] know that ain't that white bitch used to clown around with hello who it is
Adele
Superstar and [to] famous to talk to Hood rats put Tyrone back on
Fuck you. Think you talked to all the whoop their ass. I'll see you in the street. Whole Robbie bitch
Mommy, [I] want some of those no baby and didn't I say not to touch shit. I'm beating your ass [Amiga] [hyung-tae]
Wrong go see if the milk is on sale
Holy fuck hello from the other side of this [fridge], Tyrone adele you crazy psychotic
Demon you're worse than that Taylor Swift girl. This is the only way I could reach you
Now Love me, Tyrone
the Time is
And this food is delicious donna. Oh well you know KFC
I never let a bitch down okay, and if I see [that] white [hef] I'm [popping] a cap in her ass
I'm sorry Tyrone for all that. I've done now come and be with the goddess soft Pop
Good [rhett] a dale. You have to stop this I don't love you, and [I] [never] will oh
Hello, [I] need a pop police
We're running out of time Tyrone you got that [boy]
Mom
my daughter dell but
Disregarding the law of pop by selling too many albums around the world I and the pop police are here to place you under arrest
[and] I've always loved your brother more
Hello, sister
Sam there's only room for one British soul singer and [that] Sam Smith, honey now suck on this what?
the hell
Tyrone, I'm trying to say cool, brother. Oh
My God, you turned me at the pop garbage?
Yep, just like every other artist have fun in the lonely hour
[I] know. I'm not the only one
[tired] of your hit songs and no, you cannot stay
With me if you become homeless [all] right son, we get it
My album, it's falling off the charts go to hell mother and brother
Will see there with a sporty [and] a hook or potosi with a side of strawberry Jack
Hey, you should like subscribe to why not. Maybe check out the other parodies dude
I don't really care [adele's] pay me like five bucks to say this crap. So yeah, please check out the guy voiced me, okay later